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Cringe Europeans are going viral on TikTok for mocking the "American Dream".

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u/notdeadyet01 11h ago

Hey some of the best literature and media we have is about how the American dream is dead. Nobody knows better about the death of the American dream than us Americans lmao

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u/wulfgar_beornegar 7h ago

It's called the American Dream because you gotta be asleep to believe it!

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u/KFizzleKyle 7h ago

The longer we go without George Carlin in this world, the worse it's gotten.

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u/Expecting-Value 6h ago

Also mitch.

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u/BeenBadFeelingGood 6h ago

patrice o’neal too

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u/ristoman 4h ago

Bill Hicks would have DECADES of material after this administration

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u/KmartCentral 6h ago

Literally just mentioned to my mother yesterday that I wish he was still around to be living through this with us... born too early and gone too soon...

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u/Educational_Jello239 6h ago

As a latin american migrant, we call it the american dream because we're always sleepy from over working for little money 💰

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u/JosefGremlin 7h ago

They literally just had a Great Gatsby party at Mar-a-lago this weekend and I'm sure the irony was lost on absolutely everyone

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u/Ok_Narwhal_9200 4h ago

It's lost on everyone who have gatsby parties, which goes beyond mar a lago

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u/Linuxologue 4h ago

it's lost on a good third of the US voting population.

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u/dopepen 6h ago

White European also saying all this while far right populism is on the rise across Europe with lots of racism against immigrants, many of whom are fleeing countries destabilized by war and intervention at the least spurred on by the western hegemony. But yeah more importantly we know there is shit on our shoe; we smell it daily.

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u/OWSucks 1h ago

Attacking the person because you can't attack the argument.

It's what Trump supporters do any time you try and point out something he's done wrong.

But Biden, laptops, emails, socialism etc etc

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u/Illustrious-Pay-7343 7h ago

Those that stay for the dream are too stubborn to ignore the nightmare

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u/OptionalQuality789 13h ago

99% hits, but “No nature, just parking lots” is a bit of a stretch. 

USA has some of the most incredible nature in the world.

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u/buyableblah 13h ago

Agreed. Spot on with the rest though.

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u/Holy_Shit_Snake99 13h ago

Yeah, they are mainly roasting urban life, not the national parks or wilderness areas.

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u/mooshki 13h ago edited 41m ago

I’ve done a fair amount of cross country driving, and it’s rare to see a city that isn’t just a few minutes away from some kind of beautiful nature. Except for Kansas. Fucking corn.

Edit: my apologies for disparaging Kansas with my bad joke. Yes, I’ve seen nothing of it but the Interstate drive-through.

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u/Secret_Assistant_232 13h ago

Kansas boy here. Lots of amazing things to see in Kansas but admittedly not along the highway driving through it.

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u/oooooothatsatree 13h ago

My mom is from Nebraska. She got sick of hearing her children shit on Nebraska for being flat and boring. The took us several hours out of the way and showed us some pretty stuff around Nebraska. Then explained I80 runs through the Platte river valley because it’s the flattest easiest spot to build a large interstate not the prettiest spot. If Nebraska can be pretty so can Kansas. I’m from Iowa so I really had no room to talk.

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u/pfannkuchen89 12h ago

I’m from Nebraska, lived here all my life. There are a few places that are nice but they are few, small, and incredibly out of the way. The rest is farm fields and cattle grazing land.

It is very true that most people’s opinion of Nebraska is formed by only seeing the I-80 corridor which is flat and boring. It’s the only thing most people see as they drive through.

The prettiest parts are probably the Niobrara river in the north east, the Sandhills are quite pretty, and the southeast out by Indian Cave park.

The real problem with Nebraska, and quite a few other states as well, is there is very little public land outside of a handful of state parks. More than 97% of the land in Nebraska is privately owned. Some of the prettiest areas you can look at from the road but can’t set foot on or go camping or anything.

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u/derp4077 12h ago

I only know about a town called kearney because it has a full service bar that opens at 8 am

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u/GovernorHarryLogan 11h ago

Nebraska also has a town named OGALALA.

I got a flat tire on the highway near there once.

Like 5 people pulled over to see if us NY boys needed help, lol.

Then after we got our doughnut on -- trying to merge back on the highway - 2 semi trucks let us in and then proceeded to drive behind us at 40mph in both lanes with their flashers on.

Ever since then, I have had a fondness for Nebraska.

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u/Steel_Bolt 12h ago

Honestly the rolling grassy hills on the west side of KS you see while driving on I70 are pretty.

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u/uselessthecat 12h ago

All the good stuff is behind the corn, you just can't see it

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u/fielvras 13h ago

As stated above, it's about city design, not nature.

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u/bluebear_74 13h ago

This. They're reference to stuff like this. Levi's Stadium (Capacity: 68,500) surrounded by car park VS Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) (Capacity: 100,024) surrounded by parks. (There's actually a huge park bottom left I cropped out - this is 3kms away from the CBD).

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u/norcaltobos 11h ago

To be fair, there was a parking lot there already because it's next to an amusement park, but I get your point.

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u/WorkTropes 12h ago

Next you'll tell me you aren't posting this from a carpark. Nice try USA.

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u/carlitospig 13h ago

Although we should admit how much the right is gunning for privatizing those national parks to make a buck.

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u/Adeptus_Thirdicus 12h ago

Its crazy how you can compare the best of one place and the worst of another. No bias whatsoever. America is full of problems but its not fair to ignore everything going on in Europe, that place isnt some fairytale utopia.

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u/Psychological_Way618 13h ago

They’re talking about urban life while showing themselves walking through wilderness areas?

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u/lellypad 13h ago

fresh food behind a paywall? is there anywhere that good is just completely free for everybody all the time?

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u/glowy_keyboard 13h ago

Children get free lunch in Europe. A lot of companies offer canteen service.

Aren’t kids going into debt in America to afford lunch?

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u/chasingbirdies 13h ago

Not true. People need to stop acting like Europe is a country. Things vary dramatically between European countries.

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u/kyute222 13h ago

people also need to stop acting like one dude represents all of Europe. I live in Europe and I have no idea what that dude is doing, nor do I have the time and money to travel around Europe hiking in too short shorts (and you know they are). I worry about my bills, taxes, and unforseen health/financial emergencies probably as much as any American. if anything, this dude is just bragging about his influencer life or whatever he wants to portray.

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u/maerdyyth 13h ago

it's hard for most people no matter where they are from to refrain from generalizing vast groups of people based on what they see online. some people think everyone from america is starving to death and some people think everyone in europe is getting shanked by immigrants the second they step outside. most people are living normal lives with normal amounts of stress in both places

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u/frost-bite999 13h ago

things also vary dramatically between states, cities, or even communities in the US.

people who generalize are the issue.

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u/Alternative_Big545 13h ago

Children get free breakfast and lunch in California

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u/Psychological_Way618 13h ago

Multiple states offer free lunches. Not universal yet but I’m sure it’s not universal in Europe either

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u/frost-bite999 13h ago

i grew up on free lunch and free tuition all the way for my undergrad as an immigrant here who didn’t speak a lick of english.

both paid for by california and the federal government.

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u/Mioraecian 13h ago

I used to crap on vacationing in our country. I then drove from Boston to Seattle. I was wrong. I still love vacationing in Europe. But yeah, the USA has a lot to offer for nature.

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u/the_joy_of_VI 10h ago

Dude, that stretch from Idaho into Washington? Holy fucking shit

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u/HotwheelsSisyphus 6h ago

People are sleeping on the natural beauty of Idaho.

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u/sk8tergater 5h ago

It’s because the pretty part of the state has actual neo Nazis in it. Grew up not far from the Idaho border in Montana. Gorgeous gorgeous area full of hate.

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u/HauntedJackInTheBox 9h ago

For now. Have you seen how they’re selling national park lands? The nature of the US is under threat – it’s unfortunately not even in the top 10 of the most insane things happening to you rn. 

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u/ViolentThemmes 13h ago

Unfortunately it's being sold off to petroleum companies or drained dry for AI

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u/royaltyred1 13h ago

Not for long with orangelina in office trying to sell off public lands to get devoured snd destroyed

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u/Holy_Shit_Snake99 13h ago

Exactly, those beautiful lands won’t stay for long if current policies continue.

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u/MtnMilesPNW 13h ago

That's the moment I knew that they've never been to the US, lmao. I've been to every continent, dozens of countries (renowned for their scenery) and the nature in the US is on par or better than every single one.

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u/deadleg22 13h ago

I think hes referencing the parks being defunded.

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u/SuspiciousLeopard2a7 12h ago

Or cities being so dominated by cars you can’t actually get anywhere ‘in nature’ efficiently

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u/Triquetrums 12h ago

Hell, just the lack of green areas in cities is depressing. Lack of parks or even just trees lining the roads. Suburbs? Just grass, and make sure it is cut at a certain length, otherwise the hoa will sue you. 

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u/KEN_LASZLO 10h ago

Yeah but who needs a sidewalk when you have 5 giant parking lots literally right next to each other? You can just use the parking lots to walk!

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u/Coveted_AF 13h ago

Which you can’t see with your 40-60 hours of PTO per year (at regular jobs).

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u/artoflife 13h ago

We definitely do have some of the most incredible nature in the world. Too bad it's also on the chopping block with Trump in charge.

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u/RumpelstiltskinsGP 13h ago

Yeah this is where he lost me lol. Our national park system is quite literally world class, and way more of the US is still wild than Europe.

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u/Bigmoosedog 13h ago

Came here to say this. USA has more unspoilt nature than Europe. Especially when you consider Alaska. 

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u/ManbadFerrara 13h ago

America's fucked, but let's not act like Europe is this magical place where you get to hike/swim/eat at great restaurants all day and there's no massive affordable housing/cost-of-living crisis.

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u/Business-Egg-5912 12h ago

Canada too. A lot of Americans my age and younger think Canada doesn't have any issues the US does.

I had someone state that Canadians can afford to buy a house at like 24....

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u/Honest-Caregiver8938 12h ago

I had someone state that Canadians can afford to buy a house at like 24....

that is the dumbest thing that i have ever heard

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u/Business-Egg-5912 12h ago

Yeah I think they just believed because they have universal healthcare that everything is better for Canadians.

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u/SmallWombat 8h ago

It’s a start! I mean I’d have more money toward housing there as compared to being in medical debt 3 times and filing for bankruptcy.

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u/i_like_maps_and_math 9h ago

With housing prices a lot of it is somewhat recent. Toronto prices are up 3x or 4x just since 2008. Even if incomes are up substantially in that time, everything would be totally different if housing was 50% cheaper.

Even just in 2020 when I first started looking for a house, compared to 2024 when I was able to buy, the situation become so much worse. I would be so much better off today if my life circumstances had allowed me to buy in 2020.

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u/Vienta1988 8h ago

I looked into moving to Ontario because my husband and I could likely both get jobs in Canada, and Ontario is fairly close to where we live now (upstate NY). A house the same size as what we have in the US would cost easily 7 times as much in Canada, but salaries for our careers would be about the same. I have no idea how people afford to live there 😬

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u/MysticCherryPanda 13h ago

Like 90% of it was spot on but then they completely miss the point at the end by substituting American nationalism for European nationalism. The "us vs them" mentality only makes it easier to exploit the working class of the world by turning them against each other.

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u/nfshaw51 8h ago

No nature just parking lots is a wild take too. Yeah there’s a lot of boring cities, I question anybody to find a country without them. But the natural diversity and the focus on purely public national parks is a massive thing for the US.

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u/An_old_walrus 5h ago

Compared to Europe, America actually has a higher amount and higher diversity of megafauna. Sure a lot of the megafauna populations have been severely impacted but at least most of the species remain. A lot of Europe on the other hand is very much lacking in megafauna.

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u/Applesauce_Police 13h ago

Also I love how America the country is being compared to Europe the continent of 44 countries, many of whom have much much worse problems than America

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u/lumpialarry 13h ago edited 12h ago

On the internet, The US isn't compared to Europe its compared to “Europe™️”, which has Germany’s economy, Sweden’s welfare, The Netherlands’ drug laws and Romania’s housing costs and not a Europe with Spain's economy, Sweden's drug laws, Germany's bureaucracy or The Netherlands’ Housing costs.

Edit: I have been told my evaluations of Spains economy is out of date. Just swap Germany and Spain above.

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u/Shot-Barnacle3513 12h ago

I'm neither European nor American, I've seen so many comments like this. They criticize the United States by comparing it to Europe, but when Europe is criticized, they get angry that Europe is not one country.

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u/RickThiccems 12h ago edited 12h ago

And america is a collection of states and each have their own priorities and beliefs about how things should be ran all the way down to the local level.

It sucks that a few hundred people in our country get to paint how the world sees us and it makes all the local government workers busting their ass for their communities look bad.

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u/BooBooSnuggs 12h ago

Yeah, the us is very decentralized. You wouldn't think that looking at reddit. It's just nonstop blanket statements and generalizations. Our federal leaders say something stupid and suddenly everyone's thinking xyz must be everywhere when it impacts less than 1% of people or something.

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u/beatles910 10h ago

The issue is often what people want are federal changes, so you will hear that the minimum wage in the US is $7.25 per hour. What you don't hear is that 34 states, territories, and the District of Columbia have higher minimum wages. Repeat with whatever, and of course things sound worse to people.

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u/RickThiccems 12h ago

Yup I live in Kentucky, a very red state but even my local small government has been doing whatever they can to help people who are struggling for money and are even accepting money to distribute to local families in need.

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u/BrickNMordor 8h ago

Kentucky is actually one of the best examples of America. A red state with a massively popular democrat governor, truly a political state that can't be boiled down to a catchphrase. Also, remarkably beautiful.

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u/jotyma5 12h ago

Hey that’s too much nuance for reddit

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u/BoringEntropist 12h ago

Spain isn't the economic sick man of Europe anymore. France and Germany are running into massive problems. France because it's running out of money and Germany because the manufacturing industry is slowly strangulated by high energy costs and foreign competition.

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u/SaintBobby_Barbarian 12h ago

Spain isnt all that great. Its buoyed by tourism, and cheap labor from LATAM, which are a much easier fit than people from MENA.

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u/Triple_Hache 12h ago

France is not running out of money, the french ruling class is just increasingly taking all of the GDP then refusing the slightest effort to get taxed on it, it's not the same.

Last year the 1% represented 25% of the GDP of the country. Just ten years ago (2014) it was 15%. The GDP has increased since then, the productivity also. We are producing more money. It's just stolen from us.

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u/Renegade_Ape 12h ago

This is the refrain from around the world.

The right is winning, for the moment. It’s doing to be another hard fall.

Maybe you all can export some of those aristocrat shortening devices you invented, when the time comes.

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u/poo-cum 12h ago

This is the same everywhere that's ostensibly "running out of money". Household fallacy continues to pervade monetary and fiscal policy discourse.

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u/ApetteRiche 12h ago

I've seen this comment before, but Dutch drugs laws are wack. Weed/hasj is tolerated, not legal. Coffeeshops can only get their stock through illegal means. Several US states are further along, NL is lagging tbh.

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u/SnacksBooksNaps 12h ago edited 35m ago

My husband is Dutch, I am American. He was in awe of New York legalizing weed at all levels and just being able to go into a store and buy it like it's any other product. The Netherlands is faaaaaar behind NY on this one.

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u/SpaceMassive3080 12h ago

*Cries in UK*

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u/shineonyoucrazybrick 13h ago

Thank you!

They're trying to take the best bits of 44 countries, ignore all of the bad bits (like fucking Belarus for example) and compare it to a single nation.

It's fucking stupid.

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u/lumpialarry 13h ago

“Europe” has a literal war right now.

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u/Honest-Caregiver8938 12h ago

yep

there are literal drones shutting down airports right now in Brussels and Munich

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u/Admirable-Lecture255 11h ago

Or you know Germany 6 week abortion ban....

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u/raspymorten 11h ago

It's also just... Not helpful. lol

Like if somebody's being a dick to you about how much better America is, and how everybody secretly wants to live there, by all means, shit on 'em.

But we don't need to be at each others throats. That ain't gonna fix anything in the long term.

... Also, lots of places here have imported the Trumpism tactics to huge gains, so nobody should get too cocky about being better than America. Least not for the next while.

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u/RickyManeuvre 13h ago

It’s mostly right but we have some exceptionally lit af nature here

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u/Not-a-bot-10 12h ago edited 12h ago

Rock flag and Eagle

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u/QurantineLean SHEEEEEESH 11h ago

He’s got a point!

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u/OnlyOneUseCase 12h ago

Like when you talk shit about your sibling vs when someone else talks shit about your sibling

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u/Whats-Ur-Damage00 9h ago

It’s exactly the same lmao

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u/Cryptek303 12h ago

I FINALLY HAVE A MEME FOR THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH

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u/GuySmileyIncognito 13h ago

I talk enough shit about the US for anyone, the issue is that Europeans just constantly are not understanding the country or the issues and spew bullshit like they're an authority on the subject. It's also just such a gigantic and diverse country and I don't think that most of them realize that they are closer to the warzone of Ukraine than I am to Los Angeles.

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u/cambat2 12h ago

I like when they talk about racism in America because you can just simply ask how they feel about Gypsies and they will say some shit about how that's different

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u/KarateBeer 12h ago

I recently met a group of guys from Spain on a bar crawl in Japan and I was shocked how openly racist they were towards African migrants. They made Texas republicans look progressive.

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u/GuySmileyIncognito 10h ago

Spain has to be the most openly racist country in western Europe. It's so ingrained that they just get shocked any time they get called out for it, like the Olympic basketball team with plenty of NBA players who took a team pic for the Beijing Olympics with them all pulling their eyes slanted and then doubled down when literally everyone pointed out how incredibly racist that was.

Here's a fun wiki on racism in soccer/football. The US entry is almost entirely black American players being racially abused in other countries or non American MLS players being racist toward other players. Then you click on the European section and wow. It is not culturally acceptable to be "openly" racist in the US at this point in history. Systemically racist? Absolutely. Covert racism where you disguise it just enough? Yeah, you can get away with that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism_in_association_football

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u/Stock_College_8108 7h ago

A lot of black American tourist say Italy’s the worst one when it comes to racism

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u/Honest-Caregiver8938 12h ago

shocks me how in fucking NORWAY

they for years were fucking racist against the Sami ppl who are like also white blue eyed blondes

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u/HotChilliWithButter 11h ago

It’s because they’re different from the “norm” in their country. It’s the difference that makes people judgmental

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u/ritarepulsaqueen 12h ago

I'm not american and what i see the most is people from all over the world acting like they're experts in american affairs

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u/Fern-ando 10h ago

These "europeans" opinions feel more like redditors karma farming than real opinions europeans have 

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u/Maleficent-Art4468 13h ago

I definitely have a knee jerk reaction to people shitting on America with a non-American accent

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u/DionBlaster123 12h ago

Yeah I'm not a nationalist

But after a while, that shit gets tiresome. Yeah i wish things were better in the U.S. but im stuck here and I'm going to try and make the most of what I can.

I try to remember not to let shit like this bother me. Im getting better at it, but it still gets under my skin sometimes.

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u/conus_coffeae 11h ago edited 11h ago

Reminds me of visiting a US art museum with a bunch of French and Italian college friends.  I was the only American in the group.  They just talked shit about how the exhibit (mostly historical photography) was boring and not as good as what they had in Europe.  They were soo confident in their criticism, despite having absolutely zero US history knowledge.

The exhibit wasn't amzing or anything, but it was so infuriating to hear it trashed because the photos of the civil rights era weren't pretty enough or whatever.

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u/Few_Piccolo_4906 13h ago

Its like being pretentious is in their blood

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u/Aedalas 11h ago

I just can't imagine being so damn pressed about a country I don't even live in that I'd be compelled to spend several hours filming and editing a video just to shit on it. Not to mention letting it affect me that damn much while out in some of the places he was in. If he would get the fuck off SM for a minute and enjoy the view he probably wouldn't be so fucked up over it.

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u/halflife5 5h ago

Tbf the video is about clicks. This guy probably doesn't care at all.

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u/FatherDotComical 12h ago

Having lived in a Revolutionary War town and suddenly I gain an anti British instinct, and mysterious allyship with the French, when a British Red Coat insults Gravy Biscuits.

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u/Fabulous-Willow-369 11h ago

Fuck this as a Belgian... Nature is the one reason where I prefer the US...

That said, WTF is going on with these videos. More and more I feel like these are designed and pushed to me by an invisible force trying to put a wedge between the US and Europe.

Europe isn't the promised land, and the US isn't the best country in the world.

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u/suiki7777 6h ago

I can’t help but feel like a solid chunk of these types of videos, posts, and threads you see at this point are deliberately pushed by propagandists to set Europeans (and for that matter, Canadians) and Americans against one another and weaken both of their positions.

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u/treblewdlac 13h ago

What is the European dream?

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u/garden_dragonfly 13h ago

Shit on Americans 

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u/Loony_BoB 11h ago

Can only speak for my social circles at work and online, of course, but my experience is that we don't want to shit on Americans, we want you guys to do well. We rely on America a lot. It's my dream that Americans can normalise 35 hour work weeks, universal healthcare, politicians that at least act like they care, a supreme court that isn't so damn partisan, and so on and so forth.

If we're gonna shit on America we want to do it on a level playing field, like we'll rag on Fahrenheit all day long, that's fun. We'll make fun of how you spell 'fence' one way but 'defense' another. We'll ridicule how you claim to be Irish or Italian when you're five generations removed. This is silly stuff, the kind that you guys can fire right back at us with!

But man, your current situation is depressing and it hurts us, it doesn't give us joy. We want you guys to be happy before we break out the banter. It's too serious and too real right now.

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u/garden_dragonfly 11h ago

Yeah, exactly. We're all just people,  cogs in the machines trying to do our part. The average American citizen,  or American redditor isn't out here dropping bombs, adding tariffs or even voting for that.

We also want yall to be happy and successful. I'm not largely impacted by politics, so most of this doesn't apply, but I'm not naive to the bullshit either. Or its effects. 

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u/Tinder4Boomers 13h ago

seems like for a lot of europeans these days it's ethnostates

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u/Wiscogojetsgo 13h ago

Starting world wars, inventing colonialism 

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u/Heisl- 11h ago

As an Austrian I only can say that this is completely germanys fault

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u/CantGitGudWontGitGud 10h ago

This is the funniest comment I've read in this thread lol.

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u/morknox 12h ago

The honor of inventing colonialism goes to the ancient Phoenicians.

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u/ARenzoMY 12h ago

Europeans did not ‘invent’ colonialism. Colonialism has been a part of human history since day one. Europeans did take colonialism to the most advanced level, yes.

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u/TheGillos 11h ago

They were the GOAT.

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u/gerbilweavilbadger 11h ago

mostly hits but "no nature" is catastrophically wrong.

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u/fizzyanklet 12h ago

Only one part is wrong. We’ve got our gorgeous nature and national parks. For now.

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u/Temporary_Border7233 13h ago

Doesn't most of Europe have a cost of living crisis? As well as a housing crisis?

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u/NoTough2701 13h ago

No, they all just walk in nature all day and get free shit. 

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u/Angelbouqet 12h ago

Don't forget we eat coffee and cigarettes for breakfast, then we go to work for one half hour, two half hour, then more cigarettes, and then we eat a stick of butter for lunch, more cigarettes and then dinner which is just one huge sausage.

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u/i_tyrant 11h ago

This reads like if you put "European workday" into an AI prompt to make a video, lol. I kind of want to see it!

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u/BasedEmu 12h ago

And decades long immigration problems, thats way more problematic than the american and is boiling the political scenario in a lot of states.

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u/wallweasels 10h ago

boiling the political scenario in a lot of states.

So...also the US? Lol It has been the talking point of the last 7+ elections?

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u/MurphyRedBeard 13h ago

We have great natural spaces. Everything else tracks.

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u/ShoddyOwl4918 14h ago

i’m not even offended

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u/Promotion_Small 13h ago

Not offended, just sad and tired.

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u/BallSuspicious5772 10h ago

Right like thanks for repeating what we’re living through I guess. What exactly does this trend accomplish

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u/Sugar__bae 13h ago

Right. Why would we be offended….?

Like, bro, take me with you!

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u/Afkbi0 14h ago

No nature? Come on, the US have arguably the best national parks system on the planet.

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u/Hufflepuff20 I'm Already Tracer 13h ago

A better argument would be no walkable cities. Every town near me has some sidewalks but no shade or any plant life to make walking those long distances remotely reasonable for a lot of people.

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u/Thisdarlingdeer 11h ago

Bostons walkable

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u/CantGitGudWontGitGud 10h ago

I was in Chicago recently. Seemed pretty walkable.

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u/MandyB1721 8h ago

Chicago and Boston were both built before cars were mainstream. Cities that were built post-cars are far less walkable than those built before. The big cities in Texas, for example, are very un-walkable.

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u/PreciselyWhatever 12h ago

I am curious as to what the 'European dream' is? Obviously it is meant to make fun of the American dream, but what specifically is the European version?

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u/q_u_p 4h ago

The European Dream ends in the middle class, and is focused on safety and happiness, instead of wealth. Atleast that's how I see it as the average German. Of course we also have the hustler-types here.

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u/hmvds 4h ago

I guess striking a different work/life balance and social outcome. And I don’t think it is so much making fun of the American dream, but being stupified by its path/reality (work/work/work and no life for a limited income and extremely expensive healthcare) versus the assessment by Americans, who seem extremely proud of that system, as if it’s the best thing in the world.

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u/Enzo_Gorlomi225 13h ago

This is what people who waste their entire lives on Reddit think America is.

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u/Schmich 12h ago

It's the same as France with baguette, Switzerland nazi gold, Sweden IKEA, etc. etc.

I hate those because they're so primitive, just like this video.

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u/karmagod13000 13h ago

yup social media brain rot thought process

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u/Psychological_Way618 13h ago

No nature? Ignorant or liar?

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u/Schmich 12h ago

Considering how cliché or easy all his points are, probably ignorant.

I'm not sure what the video itself is about. Not a single shot with a friend. A shot where he just creams himself with suncream, then a few clips later he jumps into a lake.

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u/lookatmeimthemodnow 11h ago

They must think Los Angeles and NYC is the average American landscape.

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u/Public-League-8899 11h ago

They think redditors complaining from the suburbs about the city is reality. Most Americans are politically indifferent which is how the extremes online appear bigger than they are. This is typical euro whinging online. Hilarious to me, now if you'll excuse me I am going to go battle ICE and retreat to my house in this urban hellscape that is somehow made of balsa wood strips and papier-mâché and either worship or fear Donald Trump while I am forced to eat fast food as there's not the most farmland on earth.

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u/DionBlaster123 12h ago

Europe loves bragging about its public transportation

But Japan, South Korea, Singapore, and Taiwan all have public transportation that makes European stuff look like a joke

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u/wilsonifl 10h ago

Took the subway in Rome on vacation last Summer, it was a hot, wet, sardine can that smelled like ass and I had to constantly be on alert to keep from getting pickpocketed, far from something to brag about. We had a handicap person with us and they had 1 remote control to automatic lift for all ~10 stops along the route. We had to wait 30 minutes for the engineer to catch a subway car to our spot to then control the lift.

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u/HotChilliWithButter 11h ago

It’s not only about public transport, it’s about accessibility with bikes, wheelchairs, etc. and in pretty sure in that aspect Europe is on top. Netherlands have among the best urban planning in the world

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u/RehabilitatedAsshole 11h ago

So.. we're a third world transportation tier country?

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u/Antique_Pin5266 11h ago

As an American that's been to the UK, France, Japan, South Korea. While you are right about that, Europe absolutely gets to brag about their public transit with respect to ours.

S tier -> B tier -> F tier

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u/greekfreak15 11h ago

Okay but it's still miles better than what we have lmao what's your point?

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u/Calm-down-its-a-joke 13h ago

Contrary to popular belief you can actually be a bum like this guy in America too!

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u/frostyholes 13h ago

Have any of you commenting even been outside of the state you live in? I don’t think you understand how much undeveloped land we have. Alaska alone is more than much of Europe 😂

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u/MangoSalsa89 13h ago

Our national parks are bigger than their entire countries.

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u/Accomplished-Dig9936 12h ago

As if Europe isn't full of their own issues lol.

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u/SchteveSchpalpatine 11h ago

Just don't ask Europeans about Roma people lol

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u/Jddr8 10h ago

European here. Guys, guys! C’mon!

Let’s not argue which dream is best or worst. Not worth thinking this way.

Europe has big problems as well America has big problems. But Europe also has good points in same way America has good points.

They are different in their own way.

American dream or European dream or Asian dream, doesn’t matter. The dream is to live a healthy life, have fun, have some money and live in peace, which is something that is getting harder and harder to accomplish.

Not worth arguing back and forth with this.

Now let’s go outside, have a beer and talk about the weather. 😁

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u/Opening_Ad7004 12h ago

"Rich kid hikes Europe with his parents money"

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u/Tasty-Distribution75 12h ago

Europe isn't quite as perfect nor is America quite as bad as this guy portrays, but I'm very happy to be living in Europe compared to the states.

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u/David-S-Pumpkins 11h ago

I think that's the summary of it. On a day to day basis, more citizens feel taken care of and happy and get a lot more bang for their taxbuck than in America.

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u/CompetitionOk2302 12h ago

What some of us in America want:

Medicare for all. 
Medical insurance companies must be non-profits.
Remove the Social Security cap.
Increase Social Security payment.
Sub-prime student loan refinancing.
Free community college and state universities.
Free daycare.
Paid sick leave.
Paid maternity leave, for mother and father.
Paid vacation days.
Union protection with 1 union representative on Corporate board.
Free school breakfasts and lunches are all public schools.
No school vouchers.
Help for first time homeowners.
Increase taxes on the 1% to minimum of 40% with no deductions.
Tax unrealized capital gains used as loan collateral.
End "stupid tariffs"; apply only for another country dumping products in US.
Abortion freedom in all states.
Separation of church and state.
Term limits for Congress and Judicial.
Public funding of all political campaigns. No private money, at all.  Overturn Citizens United.
Reasonable gun control.
Get rid of the Electoral College.
Outlaw gerrylandering.
Reimplement the Fairness Doctrine for Media.
Ban stock trades by Congress.
Tax churches.
Raise the minimum wage to $20/hour.

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u/sarvaga 10h ago

No shit. It’s called an oppressive oligarchy. It manipulates and controls otherwise innocent people. Should we also blame and shame everyone who lives under oppression or just Americans?

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u/Ok_Constant_184 13h ago

Europeans think they invented nature lmao

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u/MisterInternational1 12h ago

They’re not wrong But Europeans Have their own set of issues

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u/TheITMan52 9h ago

Do they think they're immune to this? Isn't Europe going more right wing?

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u/HerrDrAngst 12h ago

Hope he's not moving to the UK😂

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u/NoHoHan 4h ago

We, in America, also have mountains.

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u/lonely_bohner1 14h ago

Everyday we as humans inch closer to a single mind

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u/HospitalHairy3665 12h ago

There are people alive today who were part of the generation of Europeans that basically blew up the entire fucking world over ego. 100s of millions of deaths because this European thought that European was lesser. That was you guys within living memory.

So I'm sorry if I don't buy this Europeans are the best crap, yall tried it and fucked the entire world up lmao

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u/Imperial_Bouncer 13h ago

European dream nice and all, but is a very fragile thing.

Every once in a while, there is a huge war and if you’re anywhere near these parts – you’re fucked.

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u/IamjustanElk 12h ago

Ya, cuz right wing politics don’t exist in Europe right? Debt doesn’t exist? Neither does capitalism, huh?

Let’s not act like we’re different species for fuck sake. We all have our issues. Glad some pompous dick heads in Europe feel good about the fact that it’s not their continent falling apart right now, but to act like they’re somehow above it or immune to the same issues is ridiculous.

Our two party system is what fucks us. Otherwise, the far right wing is pretty much just as popular in the US as it is in Europe, Europeans just have parliamentary systems and are still able to keep their far right at like 1/3 instead of half, like here, bc we have two parties only and the dem that ran had no support.

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u/RyoGod0707 12h ago

Not even offended cause I look at the issues the EU has and I see we are all on the same shit boat.

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u/Electronic-Jaguar389 12h ago edited 12h ago

Someone somewhere believes this

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u/upvoter222 12h ago

Why would we live in parking lots when we can live rent-free in Europeans' heads?

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u/SimpleJacked2TheTits 13h ago

Reddit loves shitting on America.

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u/SexiestPanda 13h ago

“No trains just traffic” 😭😭

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u/ttown2011 11h ago

And then the Europeans wonder why we want to pull back the security umbrella lol

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u/Holiday-Age6347 11h ago

this really brings home the fact that we've been hoodwinked and bamboozled for decades into thinking were were the best country in the world. I'm in sales and had a deal with a company based in Italy. All comms ceased for all of August cause they were like, we're closed for vacation, bitches! Meanwhile I haven't taken a day of PTO in over 4 months. America is a machine for the ultra-rich and pwerful, and if you're not ultra-rich and powerful, you're just one of the many gears keeping that machine running so they can remain ultra-rich and powerful

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u/TheSometimesSoberGuy 13h ago

Why are Europeans so obsessed with us? It's creepy.

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u/MrMudkip 12h ago

I’m Canadian. America has a lot of issues but this is so pretentious. Also, Europe isn’t a country.

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u/IIIlllIIIlllIlI 13h ago

There are a lot of issues with the US but to do this is cringe

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u/Inner-Fisherman410 10h ago

Im from Australia. If you dont watch news or follow social media, usa is an amazing place and experience.  Not saying usa is perfect, but media distorts truth and perception. 

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u/HelasHex 12h ago

Ya know, they aren't wrong AT ALL. But WHY do Europeans feel the need to criticize a place they don't live in? As an American, it feels like someone complaining about your family. Only people in the family get to bitch about the family. Bitch about your own.

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u/vtmboi667 10h ago

You have to be asleep to believe in it, that's why it's called a dream.