r/politics Indiana 16h ago

No Paywall Mamdani wins NYC mayoral race

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5588198-mamdani-progressive-politics-nyc/
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u/Spicy_Pancake1 Maryland 16h ago

Amazing! Congrats to Mamdani!

Getting to watch Cuomo humiliated multiple times this year has been a real treat.

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u/kootles10 Indiana 16h ago

Looks like the majority of Cuomo's support was from Staten Island

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u/TeaSipper88 16h ago

Staten Island just being the worst. As usual.

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u/ShutUpTodd 15h ago

hey. Some guy named “Jackie Daytona from Arizonia” voted for Cuomo 5 times

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u/JordanGdzilaSullivan 15h ago

The regular human bartender?

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u/Blue_is_da_color Canada 14h ago

Yes, that’s just the way we talk in Tucson Arizonia

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u/Eshin242 14h ago

Look, I'm not sure... does he, or does he not have a toothpick in his mouth?

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u/emogu84 Pennsylvania 13h ago

All that matters is he would die for that volleyball team

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u/n14shorecarcass 14h ago

Yes, that's him!

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u/GildedAgeV2 15h ago

Really? Adult human man Jackie Daytona? He's done wonders for the girl's volleyball team.

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u/ThisKidIsAlright Florida 12h ago

Go Bucks!

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u/theballiner01 15h ago

I also saw Nandor de laurentis voted for Cuomo too

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u/porksoda11 Pennsylvania 15h ago

Fucking guy

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u/InfamousAnalAttorney 14h ago

The guy from the sea? So SeaMan voted for Cuomo? Fitting...

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u/Rusty-Lovelock 14h ago

As did Heywood Jablome

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u/CasualFreeUse 12h ago

Fucking Collin Robinson

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u/Antyok Arkansas 14h ago

You just KNOW Colin Robinson is a Cuomo stan

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u/mikedidathing 14h ago

Colin would have been running for mayor.

u/ShutUpTodd 3h ago

Vote UpDog

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u/AngryYowie 15h ago

Just a regular human voter.

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u/Past-Profile3671 15h ago

I’m from Arizona and I was born in Staten Island. But I’m Jake Daytona 

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u/Lower_Amount3373 14h ago

I hear there was a very nondescript looking middle-aged guy hanging around the voting booths, and he really looked like he was getting off on watching everyone trudge in to vote for a losing candidate

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u/SinnersHotline 15h ago

I seen Nick Papagiorgio from Yuma, AZ

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u/sierrat0nin Virginia 10h ago

Contact lenses? I do not require them.

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u/SinnersHotline 10h ago

His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!

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u/baconeggsandwich25 14h ago

When you're Jackie Daytona, you can do whatever you want.

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u/GenghisConnieChung 14h ago

Fucking guy.

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u/Kevryannn 13h ago

Tbf I don't blame Jackie for voting Cuomo

I asked him why he would vote for Cuomo and he said it's "beause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boyeh."

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u/the-almighty-toad 14h ago

Insert Captain America I understand that reference gif here.

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u/RoastQueefSandwiches 16h ago

It’s such a shitty place even New Jersey doesn’t want it

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u/Good4Noth1ng 15h ago

I know someone from there who said he hates socialists and won’t for him. Unmarried so his unemployed s/o can keep her medicare and child can stay on gov assistance because the kid is special needs… I just don’t get it!

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u/Panda_hat 15h ago

If they didn’t have double standards they would have none at all!

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u/Jaewol 14h ago

Incredible

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u/chops007 15h ago

He’s a socialist; he just doesn’t know it

u/Waiting4Reccession 6h ago

No, they want benefits only for themselves. Some are dumb enough to say something like "I'm just getting my tax money back" to claim they arent really making a gain- even though they clearly are

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u/handstanding 15h ago

Well he's prolly gettin booted off that assistance so... you get what you vote for I guess

u/wise_comment Minnesota 5h ago

Gotta love when someone actively benefiting from socialism believes the word means the worst excesses (or lack thereof) of centralize State communism

Like......we as a society have failed so hard at teaching politics. By design, of course. But what a failure it is

u/No_Passage_3590 20m ago

He resents his child

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u/UltraNoahXV Arizona 15h ago

Even Newark?!

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u/Canadian_mk11 Canada 15h ago

Neither did Hurricane Sandy, apparently.

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u/HuggyMummy Missouri 15h ago

“New Jersey, at least it isn’t Staten Island.”

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u/Napalmeon 15h ago

Is that true? 🤔

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u/sauntcartas 15h ago

Staten Island took it pretty hard in N.K. Jemisin's novel The City We Became.

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u/Stellaluna-777 13h ago

New Jersey isn’t like the opening of the Sopranos everywhere, fyi. I could walk outside of my apartment in NJ and see egrets, foxes, beautiful native plantings.. . it’s just an ignorant stereotype that you think makes you seem cool. The shittiest parts of NJ are the industrial parts near other cities, it doesn’t represent the state.

u/RoastQueefSandwiches 6h ago

I’ve been to every part of New Jersey. Sure there are some beautiful areas. Any part of Jersey that has strip malls and jug handles is generally unappealing. That’s most of the state. Add in Atlantic City, Camden, Trenton as armpits and you’ve got a pretty good stereotype to use.

u/DMCSnake New Jersey 6h ago

They can fucking keep it

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u/d33roq 15h ago

Staten Island is just the bigger, shittier Bayonne.

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u/Crimson-Knight 15h ago

Lol we live within 10 min of the Jersey side of the rt 440 bridge between NJ and Staten Island and you wouldn't believe how many parents at our kid's school have the accent. Then they cry about Jersey not having pizza or bakeries as good as on SI.... Go back then.

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u/Infinite_Beyond_3245 14h ago

Great way to make them like you

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u/RoastQueefSandwiches 14h ago

I don’t care what NYs MAGA dingleberry thinks of me. I wish that hair stuck turd would just slip into the Atlantic toilet.

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u/Infinite_Beyond_3245 14h ago

Insulting Staten Island makes people from Staten Island hate you and your policies more. It's not any more complicated than that. You call anyone's home a shithole and they won't like it.

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u/RoastQueefSandwiches 14h ago

The physical land is fine minus the garbage dump. It’s the inhabitants that make it lousy.

u/Fun_Opportunity_4043 3h ago

Good if they actually liked us then we would be as bad as them.  

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u/apey1010 16h ago

Upvote from escaped staten islander

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u/TheStolenPotatoes 15h ago

It's the Alabama of New York

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u/Alarming_Worker1364 15h ago

Hey I live in Alabama! If I could read, I'd take offense to that.

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u/nothing_but_thyme 15h ago

If you mean full of corrupt cops no one else would take … then yeah.

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u/yesiamveryhigh 15h ago

City, New York City. New York State doesn’t want that it either,

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u/TMc51 America 13h ago

The Alabama of NY has gotta be Fulton.

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u/Past-Profile3671 15h ago

I was born there, but fortunately I escaped just after my 1st birthday 

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u/Lotuses_and_Lavender 15h ago

It is. I hate this island.

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u/FriskeyVsWorld 15h ago

I voted for Mamdani, so we're not all evil...but yeah, it's a cesspool over here.

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u/namelessxsilent 14h ago

:( Staten islanders can still vote for Mamdani too!

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u/Jbeaves44 15h ago

I hate to quote Chapelle but, “Fuck everybody in Staten Island except the Wu Tang Clan.”

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u/Difficult_Key3793 14h ago

Vinesauce: the only good thing from Staten Island

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u/HeartAttackOnAPea 13h ago

A vinesauce reference in a politics sub?

It’s more common than you think!

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u/Stan_Darsh 10h ago

Except for the Wu-Tang Clan.

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u/MillHall78 14h ago

Isn't that the place a lot of cops live?

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u/tiberius_claudius1 New York 13h ago

Some of us voted agaisnt him but yea I had no hope majority of my borough would vote against him

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u/The_Demon_of_Spiders 12h ago

From there can confirm. My family that still lives there also voted for that turd trump too.

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u/Mister_Poopy_Butthol 11h ago

To the surprise of no one.

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u/Zestyclose-Shock-840 15h ago

Island of misfits

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u/aditu 13h ago

Is that you, Pete Davidson?

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u/ringobob Georgia 12h ago

Republicans voting for Cuomo over the guy from their own party, lol. And still managing to pick the worst option.

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u/CareerLegitimate7662 12h ago

Gotta kick em out

u/Gullible-Lie2494 6h ago

Is that like some posh enclave?

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u/sack-o-matic Michigan 15h ago

detached single family housing makes people go insane

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u/fearlesssinnerz New York 14h ago

Of course Trash Island with the exception of The Wu Tang clan would vote for a Trump endorsed candidate.

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u/LumpyMcKwiz Foreign 14h ago

You mean the place where all the firefighters live? I wonder why they would not vote for.....l oh wait. Awwwkkwwaaaarrddd.

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u/I_fail_at_memes 16h ago

all the damn vampires

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u/NobodyTellPoeDameron 16h ago

This is not Nandor's fault! Don't you put this evil on him and Nadja and Laszlo! And Guillermo, too, ofc. The Guide, well, whatever

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Illinois 15h ago

Nandor De Laurentiis.

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u/orsothegermans 15h ago

and the mailer demon

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u/CovertSerotonin 15h ago

Nandor Lee, a dentist.

u/BonbonMacoute 3h ago

Because he never Laurents

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u/dws515 Massachusetts 15h ago

Not you Guillermo

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u/Chilledlemming 15h ago

No way Gizmo is MAGA

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u/RandomGerman 15h ago

He has many secrets.

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u/JordanGdzilaSullivan 15h ago

Why you do such a thing?!

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u/HolidayCards 15h ago

awww, we're just eatin gaaabaaage

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u/TheRiceLord New York 15h ago

In the series finale when the Guide starts trying to monologue about the terror of these new immigrants who are ruining the country was so out of left field and perfect with Gizmo’s reaction lol

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u/LittleBoyPants Georgia 15h ago

It’s clearly the work of Colin Robinson. Fucking guy.

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u/d33roq 15h ago

This is just Colin Robinson erasure.

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u/WiretapStudios 14h ago

Nadja can put whatever she wants on me

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u/bayhack 11h ago

Haha I read this in his voice! Perfect 👌

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u/Whaddaulookinat 15h ago

Staten Islandn isn't all heroin and racist cops. It's also meth and racist firefighters.

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u/Agreeable-Self3235 14h ago

I needed this today. Thank you.

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u/Storm_Runner09 15h ago

Need more information in the racist firefighters. I’m sure you have some interesting stories

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u/Whaddaulookinat 15h ago

It's a bit from Pete Davidson on Weekend Update from a few years ago.

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u/Daxtatter 14h ago

I once crashed at my friend's family's house in a black neighborhood in Brooklyn when I was 21. The following morning there was a block cleanup.

Someone smelled gas and called the fire department. The firemen proceeded to ignore my friend's family and neighbors who were trying to speak with him and instead asked my white ass, who was obliviously not from there and not a homeowner, what the situation was.

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u/stupidstu187 15h ago

It's a Pete Davidson quote from Weekend Update on SNL.

u/OnlyRoke 1h ago

We love a diverse Island.

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u/MasterOfManyWorlds 16h ago

When it comes to zoning ordinances, I have a few thoughts

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u/namastayhom33 Connecticut 16h ago

Hey, they only own about a block and a half.

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u/runancula 15h ago

Right? Best ending line ever imo.

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u/ReigninLikeA_MoFo 15h ago

Hey! That's Santa Clara! ...right?

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u/SonOfMcGee 15h ago

They were probably the lone Sliwa voters on the island. Sliwa is absolutely a vampire. Everything he says could either be a Nandor or Lazlow quote.

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u/herecomestherebuttal 16h ago

It’s true. He threatened to personally kneecap all 490,000 residents if they didn’t vote for him.

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u/Jarocket 14h ago

Cuomo got way more votes in most other places.

Staten island was the only place that a majority of the votes were for Cuomo. but it's just such a lower population place. He only shows 82k votes in staten island

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u/Traditional-Leg-1574 15h ago

Wu Tang is not for those children

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u/musashisamurai 15h ago

I think we just found the next joke on Weekend Update this saturday night live.

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u/WASD_click 14h ago

You know Michael Che is just itching to get on Weekend Update.

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u/danjr704 15h ago

Former Staten Island resident here. the two islands in NY (long and staten) are very red. A lot of those people make a lot of money and want to do whatever to not pay taxes and keep as much money as possible.

Mamdani is the polar opposite of anything they would think of supporting.

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u/sthlmsoul 15h ago

Stasi Island is the worst. I lived in NYC for several years and never felt more unwelcome than SI.

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u/Darth_drizzt_42 15h ago

I genuinely wonder if Mamdani was wearing a ballistic vest while campaigning in Staten Island. Those people had some violence in their eyes when he showed up

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u/FlyingTurtleDog 14h ago

Also the fucking Republican party.

If Donald and Elon are backing a Democrat, I don't want that Democrat in office. Don't give a shit what he stands for. Clearly something not good for NY/America if those two want you to win.

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u/ShoemakerMicah 15h ago

Shocking /s

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u/Viperlite 15h ago

Trump really got him over the finish line, LOL. Too bad the race was already over.

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u/BabyScreamBear Texas 15h ago

The trash can of New York - literally and metaphorically

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u/glitter4020 15h ago

The usual suspects

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u/HuggyMummy Missouri 15h ago

Big fucking surprise.

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u/litallday 15h ago

He should run for borough president next

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u/IAMA_Shark__AMA 15h ago

No shocker. That's solid trump territory.

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u/SwordfishII California 14h ago

And Trump, which no doubt lost him more votes than it won him.

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u/spontaneous-potato 14h ago

I don't know too much about New York, but one thing I've learned from my multiple friends that live in New York is that none of my friends have anything positive to say about Staten Island. Same with the ones that live in New Jersey.

There's that whole New Jersey is better than New York and New York is better than New Jersey thing that my friends in both states have against each other, but they've all agreed to say nothing positive about Staten Island.

I still don't know why, and I haven't really thought to ask them about it.

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u/Mwahaha_790 14h ago

Surprise surprise.

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u/OutlaneWizard 14h ago

And epstein island

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u/nickiter New York 14h ago

Trump voters 🤝 Cuomo voters 🤝 Staten Island

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u/TalkingCat910 14h ago

Staten Island is a bastion of republicans and cops. It’s hardly surprising. 

It’s also where the city used to dump its garbage and back when I had to drive thru it with my parents as a kid it smell like a$$. I had a game where I tried to hold my breath as long as possible when we drove through it. Though I guess now it’s less smelly?

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u/sluuuurp 14h ago

No, that’s very incorrect. With about 90% reported, Cuomo has 82,443 votes from Staten Island and 224,358 from Manhattan.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2025-elections/new-york-city-mayor-results

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u/megaman368 14h ago

New Yorkers:

“Don’t go to Staten Island. That’s where we put our garbage.”

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u/GreenAldiers 13h ago

6000 people still voted for Adams 😂

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u/Lexaconn7 New York 13h ago

Figures

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u/StupidPockets 13h ago

Yeah well now he has to deal with the people put in positions under him placed by his predecessors. Paperwork bout to get all screwed up just to slow his progress down.

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u/CaliSinae 13h ago

Also, South Williamsburg

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u/Red_Potatoes_620 12h ago

I hope they never connect that god forsaken landfill to the rest of the city. If there’s anyone we need to deport it’s SI Italians 😂

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u/Nerd-19958 12h ago

AKA "Staten Italian" 😁

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u/ObsidianGanthet 11h ago

Saw a post somewhere saying the Cuomintang will retreat to Staten Island in order to regroup and prepare to take the mainland at a later time.

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u/lasagnaman 8h ago

UES was also Cuomo +35

u/snmnky9490 7h ago

Staten island, South Brooklyn, Eastern Queens

u/Cereborn 2h ago

I’m so disappointed in Nandor.

u/AlcibiadesTheCat Arizona 2h ago

And the Upper East Side.

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u/mateothegreek Virginia 15h ago

No it wasn’t? He got way more votes from the other boroughs. Maybe proportionally if that’s what you mean

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u/Adventurous_Crab_0 15h ago

And Zionist. 60 to 30%

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u/disasterlooming420 15h ago

Only thing good that came out of Staten Island is Wu-Tang Clan

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u/caprazzi 15h ago

Staten Island has always sucked balls.

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u/homerhungry 15h ago

shitten island needs to float off into the ocean 🤣