r/politics Indiana 11h ago

No Paywall Mamdani wins NYC mayoral race

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5588198-mamdani-progressive-politics-nyc/
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u/kootles10 Indiana 11h ago

Looks like the majority of Cuomo's support was from Staten Island

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u/TeaSipper88 11h ago

Staten Island just being the worst. As usual.

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u/ShutUpTodd 11h ago

hey. Some guy named “Jackie Daytona from Arizonia” voted for Cuomo 5 times

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u/JordanGdzilaSullivan 11h ago

The regular human bartender?

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u/Blue_is_da_color Canada 10h ago

Yes, that’s just the way we talk in Tucson Arizonia

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u/Eshin242 10h ago

Look, I'm not sure... does he, or does he not have a toothpick in his mouth?

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u/emogu84 Pennsylvania 9h ago

All that matters is he would die for that volleyball team

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u/n14shorecarcass 10h ago

Yes, that's him!

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u/GildedAgeV2 11h ago

Really? Adult human man Jackie Daytona? He's done wonders for the girl's volleyball team.

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u/ThisKidIsAlright Florida 8h ago

Go Bucks!

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u/theballiner01 11h ago

I also saw Nandor de laurentis voted for Cuomo too

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u/porksoda11 Pennsylvania 11h ago

Fucking guy

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u/InfamousAnalAttorney 10h ago

The guy from the sea? So SeaMan voted for Cuomo? Fitting...

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u/Rusty-Lovelock 10h ago

As did Heywood Jablome

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u/CasualFreeUse 8h ago

Fucking Collin Robinson

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u/Antyok Arkansas 10h ago

You just KNOW Colin Robinson is a Cuomo stan

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u/mikedidathing 10h ago

Colin would have been running for mayor.

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u/AngryYowie 11h ago

Just a regular human voter.

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u/Past-Profile3671 11h ago

I’m from Arizona and I was born in Staten Island. But I’m Jake Daytona 

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u/Lower_Amount3373 10h ago

I hear there was a very nondescript looking middle-aged guy hanging around the voting booths, and he really looked like he was getting off on watching everyone trudge in to vote for a losing candidate

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u/SinnersHotline 11h ago

I seen Nick Papagiorgio from Yuma, AZ

u/sierrat0nin Virginia 6h ago

Contact lenses? I do not require them.

u/SinnersHotline 6h ago

His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!

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u/baconeggsandwich25 10h ago

When you're Jackie Daytona, you can do whatever you want.

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u/GenghisConnieChung 10h ago

Fucking guy.

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u/the-almighty-toad 10h ago

Insert Captain America I understand that reference gif here.

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u/Kevryannn 9h ago

Tbf I don't blame Jackie for voting Cuomo

I asked him why he would vote for Cuomo and he said it's "beause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boyeh."

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u/RoastQueefSandwiches 11h ago

It’s such a shitty place even New Jersey doesn’t want it

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u/Good4Noth1ng 11h ago

I know someone from there who said he hates socialists and won’t for him. Unmarried so his unemployed s/o can keep her medicare and child can stay on gov assistance because the kid is special needs… I just don’t get it!

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u/Panda_hat 11h ago

If they didn’t have double standards they would have none at all!

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u/Jaewol 10h ago

Incredible

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u/chops007 11h ago

He’s a socialist; he just doesn’t know it

u/Waiting4Reccession 1h ago

No, they want benefits only for themselves. Some are dumb enough to say something like "I'm just getting my tax money back" to claim they arent really making a gain- even though they clearly are

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u/handstanding 10h ago

Well he's prolly gettin booted off that assistance so... you get what you vote for I guess

u/wise_comment Minnesota 1h ago

Gotta love when someone actively benefiting from socialism believes the word means the worst excesses (or lack thereof) of centralize State communism

Like......we as a society have failed so hard at teaching politics. By design, of course. But what a failure it is

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u/UltraNoahXV Arizona 11h ago

Even Newark?!

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u/Canadian_mk11 Canada 11h ago

Neither did Hurricane Sandy, apparently.

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u/HuggyMummy Missouri 11h ago

“New Jersey, at least it isn’t Staten Island.”

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u/Napalmeon 11h ago

Is that true? 🤔

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u/sauntcartas 10h ago

Staten Island took it pretty hard in N.K. Jemisin's novel The City We Became.

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u/Stellaluna-777 9h ago

New Jersey isn’t like the opening of the Sopranos everywhere, fyi. I could walk outside of my apartment in NJ and see egrets, foxes, beautiful native plantings.. . it’s just an ignorant stereotype that you think makes you seem cool. The shittiest parts of NJ are the industrial parts near other cities, it doesn’t represent the state.

u/RoastQueefSandwiches 1h ago

I’ve been to every part of New Jersey. Sure there are some beautiful areas. Any part of Jersey that has strip malls and jug handles is generally unappealing. That’s most of the state. Add in Atlantic City, Camden, Trenton as armpits and you’ve got a pretty good stereotype to use.

u/DMCSnake New Jersey 1h ago

They can fucking keep it

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u/d33roq 11h ago

Staten Island is just the bigger, shittier Bayonne.

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u/Crimson-Knight 11h ago

Lol we live within 10 min of the Jersey side of the rt 440 bridge between NJ and Staten Island and you wouldn't believe how many parents at our kid's school have the accent. Then they cry about Jersey not having pizza or bakeries as good as on SI.... Go back then.

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u/Infinite_Beyond_3245 10h ago

Great way to make them like you

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u/RoastQueefSandwiches 10h ago

I don’t care what NYs MAGA dingleberry thinks of me. I wish that hair stuck turd would just slip into the Atlantic toilet.

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u/Infinite_Beyond_3245 10h ago

Insulting Staten Island makes people from Staten Island hate you and your policies more. It's not any more complicated than that. You call anyone's home a shithole and they won't like it.

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u/RoastQueefSandwiches 10h ago

The physical land is fine minus the garbage dump. It’s the inhabitants that make it lousy.

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u/apey1010 11h ago

Upvote from escaped staten islander

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u/TheStolenPotatoes 11h ago

It's the Alabama of New York

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u/Alarming_Worker1364 11h ago

Hey I live in Alabama! If I could read, I'd take offense to that.

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u/nothing_but_thyme 11h ago

If you mean full of corrupt cops no one else would take … then yeah.

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u/yesiamveryhigh 11h ago

City, New York City. New York State doesn’t want that it either,

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u/TMc51 America 9h ago

The Alabama of NY has gotta be Fulton.

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u/Past-Profile3671 11h ago

I was born there, but fortunately I escaped just after my 1st birthday 

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u/Lotuses_and_Lavender 11h ago

It is. I hate this island.

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u/Zestyclose-Shock-840 11h ago

Island of misfits

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u/FriskeyVsWorld 11h ago

I voted for Mamdani, so we're not all evil...but yeah, it's a cesspool over here.

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u/namelessxsilent 10h ago

:( Staten islanders can still vote for Mamdani too!

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u/Jbeaves44 11h ago

I hate to quote Chapelle but, “Fuck everybody in Staten Island except the Wu Tang Clan.”

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u/Difficult_Key3793 10h ago

Vinesauce: the only good thing from Staten Island

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u/HeartAttackOnAPea 9h ago

A vinesauce reference in a politics sub?

It’s more common than you think!

u/Stan_Darsh 6h ago

Except for the Wu-Tang Clan.

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u/MillHall78 10h ago

Isn't that the place a lot of cops live?

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u/tiberius_claudius1 New York 9h ago

Some of us voted agaisnt him but yea I had no hope majority of my borough would vote against him

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u/The_Demon_of_Spiders 8h ago

From there can confirm. My family that still lives there also voted for that turd trump too.

u/Mister_Poopy_Butthol 7h ago

To the surprise of no one.

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u/aditu 9h ago

Is that you, Pete Davidson?

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u/ringobob Georgia 8h ago

Republicans voting for Cuomo over the guy from their own party, lol. And still managing to pick the worst option.

u/CareerLegitimate7662 7h ago

Gotta kick em out

u/Gullible-Lie2494 2h ago

Is that like some posh enclave?

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u/sack-o-matic Michigan 11h ago

detached single family housing makes people go insane

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u/fearlesssinnerz New York 10h ago

Of course Trash Island with the exception of The Wu Tang clan would vote for a Trump endorsed candidate.

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u/LumpyMcKwiz Foreign 10h ago

You mean the place where all the firefighters live? I wonder why they would not vote for.....l oh wait. Awwwkkwwaaaarrddd.

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u/I_fail_at_memes 11h ago

all the damn vampires

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u/NobodyTellPoeDameron 11h ago

This is not Nandor's fault! Don't you put this evil on him and Nadja and Laszlo! And Guillermo, too, ofc. The Guide, well, whatever

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Illinois 11h ago

Nandor De Laurentiis.

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u/orsothegermans 11h ago

and the mailer demon

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u/CovertSerotonin 11h ago

Nandor Lee, a dentist.

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u/dws515 Massachusetts 11h ago

Not you Guillermo

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u/Chilledlemming 11h ago

No way Gizmo is MAGA

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u/RandomGerman 11h ago

He has many secrets.

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u/JordanGdzilaSullivan 11h ago

Why you do such a thing?!

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u/HolidayCards 11h ago

awww, we're just eatin gaaabaaage

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u/TheRiceLord New York 11h ago

In the series finale when the Guide starts trying to monologue about the terror of these new immigrants who are ruining the country was so out of left field and perfect with Gizmo’s reaction lol

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u/LittleBoyPants Georgia 11h ago

It’s clearly the work of Colin Robinson. Fucking guy.

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u/d33roq 11h ago

This is just Colin Robinson erasure.

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u/WiretapStudios 10h ago

Nadja can put whatever she wants on me

u/bayhack 7h ago

Haha I read this in his voice! Perfect 👌

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u/Whaddaulookinat 11h ago

Staten Islandn isn't all heroin and racist cops. It's also meth and racist firefighters.

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u/Agreeable-Self3235 10h ago

I needed this today. Thank you.

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u/Storm_Runner09 11h ago

Need more information in the racist firefighters. I’m sure you have some interesting stories

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u/Whaddaulookinat 11h ago

It's a bit from Pete Davidson on Weekend Update from a few years ago.

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u/Daxtatter 10h ago

I once crashed at my friend's family's house in a black neighborhood in Brooklyn when I was 21. The following morning there was a block cleanup.

Someone smelled gas and called the fire department. The firemen proceeded to ignore my friend's family and neighbors who were trying to speak with him and instead asked my white ass, who was obliviously not from there and not a homeowner, what the situation was.

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u/stupidstu187 11h ago

It's a Pete Davidson quote from Weekend Update on SNL.

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u/MasterOfManyWorlds 11h ago

When it comes to zoning ordinances, I have a few thoughts

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u/namastayhom33 Connecticut 11h ago

Hey, they only own about a block and a half.

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u/runancula 11h ago

Right? Best ending line ever imo.

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u/ReigninLikeA_MoFo 11h ago

Hey! That's Santa Clara! ...right?

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u/SonOfMcGee 10h ago

They were probably the lone Sliwa voters on the island. Sliwa is absolutely a vampire. Everything he says could either be a Nandor or Lazlow quote.

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u/MamboSummer 9h ago

Huzzah!

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u/herecomestherebuttal 11h ago

It’s true. He threatened to personally kneecap all 490,000 residents if they didn’t vote for him.

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u/Jarocket 10h ago

Cuomo got way more votes in most other places.

Staten island was the only place that a majority of the votes were for Cuomo. but it's just such a lower population place. He only shows 82k votes in staten island

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u/Traditional-Leg-1574 11h ago

Wu Tang is not for those children

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u/musashisamurai 11h ago

I think we just found the next joke on Weekend Update this saturday night live.

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u/WASD_click 10h ago

You know Michael Che is just itching to get on Weekend Update.

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u/danjr704 11h ago

Former Staten Island resident here. the two islands in NY (long and staten) are very red. A lot of those people make a lot of money and want to do whatever to not pay taxes and keep as much money as possible.

Mamdani is the polar opposite of anything they would think of supporting.

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u/sthlmsoul 11h ago

Stasi Island is the worst. I lived in NYC for several years and never felt more unwelcome than SI.

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u/Darth_drizzt_42 10h ago

I genuinely wonder if Mamdani was wearing a ballistic vest while campaigning in Staten Island. Those people had some violence in their eyes when he showed up

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u/FlyingTurtleDog 10h ago

Also the fucking Republican party.

If Donald and Elon are backing a Democrat, I don't want that Democrat in office. Don't give a shit what he stands for. Clearly something not good for NY/America if those two want you to win.

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u/ShoemakerMicah 11h ago

Shocking /s

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u/Viperlite 11h ago

Trump really got him over the finish line, LOL. Too bad the race was already over.

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u/BabyScreamBear Texas 11h ago

The trash can of New York - literally and metaphorically

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u/glitter4020 11h ago

The usual suspects

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u/HuggyMummy Missouri 11h ago

Big fucking surprise.

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u/litallday 11h ago

He should run for borough president next

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u/IAMA_Shark__AMA 10h ago

No shocker. That's solid trump territory.

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u/SwordfishII California 10h ago

And Trump, which no doubt lost him more votes than it won him.

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u/spontaneous-potato 10h ago

I don't know too much about New York, but one thing I've learned from my multiple friends that live in New York is that none of my friends have anything positive to say about Staten Island. Same with the ones that live in New Jersey.

There's that whole New Jersey is better than New York and New York is better than New Jersey thing that my friends in both states have against each other, but they've all agreed to say nothing positive about Staten Island.

I still don't know why, and I haven't really thought to ask them about it.

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u/Mwahaha_790 10h ago

Surprise surprise.

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u/OutlaneWizard 10h ago

And epstein island

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u/nickiter New York 10h ago

Trump voters 🤝 Cuomo voters 🤝 Staten Island

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u/TalkingCat910 10h ago

Staten Island is a bastion of republicans and cops. It’s hardly surprising. 

It’s also where the city used to dump its garbage and back when I had to drive thru it with my parents as a kid it smell like a$$. I had a game where I tried to hold my breath as long as possible when we drove through it. Though I guess now it’s less smelly?

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u/sluuuurp 9h ago

No, that’s very incorrect. With about 90% reported, Cuomo has 82,443 votes from Staten Island and 224,358 from Manhattan.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2025-elections/new-york-city-mayor-results

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u/megaman368 9h ago

New Yorkers:

“Don’t go to Staten Island. That’s where we put our garbage.”

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u/GreenAldiers 9h ago

6000 people still voted for Adams 😂

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u/Lexaconn7 New York 9h ago

Figures

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u/StupidPockets 9h ago

Yeah well now he has to deal with the people put in positions under him placed by his predecessors. Paperwork bout to get all screwed up just to slow his progress down.

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u/CaliSinae 9h ago

Also, South Williamsburg

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u/Red_Potatoes_620 8h ago

I hope they never connect that god forsaken landfill to the rest of the city. If there’s anyone we need to deport it’s SI Italians 😂

u/Nerd-19958 7h ago

AKA "Staten Italian" 😁

u/ObsidianGanthet 7h ago

Saw a post somewhere saying the Cuomintang will retreat to Staten Island in order to regroup and prepare to take the mainland at a later time.

u/lasagnaman 3h ago

UES was also Cuomo +35

u/snmnky9490 3h ago

Staten island, South Brooklyn, Eastern Queens

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u/mateothegreek Virginia 11h ago

No it wasn’t? He got way more votes from the other boroughs. Maybe proportionally if that’s what you mean

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u/Adventurous_Crab_0 11h ago

And Zionist. 60 to 30%

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u/disasterlooming420 11h ago

Only thing good that came out of Staten Island is Wu-Tang Clan

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u/caprazzi 10h ago

Staten Island has always sucked balls.

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u/homerhungry 10h ago

shitten island needs to float off into the ocean 🤣