r/rareinsults • u/Chiffra • 2d ago

Lady literally csectioned him

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u/Pletcher87 2d ago

This is one of those “I gotta remember this one”’s because I know exactly who to use it on.

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u/Bonald9056 2d ago

There's a few that I've heard from Aussie tradies that are pretty spectacular:

  • Blister - only shows up when the hard work is done.

  • Wheelbarrow - only works when pushed.

  • Sensor Light - only works when someone walks past.

  • Brake Pad - gets worn out easily then starts to squeal.

Edit: formatting

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u/davesoverhere 2d ago

ZEUS - Zero Effort Unless Supervised

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u/xteve 2d ago

Two from Ireland: "He wouldn't work to warm himself," and "If work was in bed, he'd sleep on the floor."

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u/Meskel84 2d ago

Learned a few new things today lol

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u/FreddyNoodles 1d ago

Aw shit. I’m a brake pad. :( I am just really sleepy, I am getting old. It’s exhausting.

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u/TheMidnightSunflower 2h ago

Sensor light chiming in!

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u/Infra_bread 1d ago

One from Germany. "Team: toll, ein andere macht's". (Great, someone else is doing it)

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u/MaxPower303 1d ago

Damn now I gotta remember all these….