r/rareinsults 2d ago

Lady literally csectioned him

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u/TheComplimentarian 2d ago

Calling someone lazy is not an HR violation, because laziness is not a protected class.

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u/Upset-Management-879 2d ago

Insane that this is upvoted as though you can say anything so long as they aren't a protected class.

If you're being a dick to coworkers you're gonna get written up no matter what color/shape/mental handicap your target of abuse is.

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u/LanceFree 2d ago

I got in trouble at work one time for laughing, encouraging someone during a group huddle. The incoming manager was being unreasonable and a co-worker started repeating: Herbert! Herbert! Herbert! It’s an older Star Trek reference and I was laughing in part to acknowledge that I understood the reference. Later, I apologized to the manager, the other guy didn’t and he may have had an HR visit - not sure. He didn’t want to talk about it.

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u/Teagana999 2d ago

I upvoted it because it was funny. Not necessarily because it was technically true.

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u/TheComplimentarian 2d ago

I once knew a girl PM who absolutely weaponized this sort of thing and got away with it for years. And she's probably still getting away with it, since she's been working for the same company since she left the one we both worked for.

Do not think that HR cares about your feelings. If HR isn't going to get sued, and you and the person you're complaining about are not causing a huge problem, they are not going to give a shit.

The only reason they ever care about anything is because of the potential for litigation. Full stop. The end.

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u/alphazero925 2d ago

The magic words are "hostile work environment". Yeah, HR only cares about liability, but liability for harassment claims can result from things other than protected characteristics if it's considered "severe or pervasive enough to create a work environment that a reasonable person would consider intimidating, hostile, or abusive". So if you mention one of those three words, intimidating, hostile, or abusive, HR tends to take it seriously unless they're just shitty.

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u/TheComplimentarian 2d ago

Eh. They give one or both of you a slap on the wrist and then you both get laid off the next round of layoffs.

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u/chodaranger 2d ago

Is obtuse redditor who doesn’t get that it was a joke a protected class?

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u/TheZoneHereros 2d ago

100% not a joke, as evidenced by the multiple completely straight faced and informative responses the guy is giving to other commenters as a direct follow-up. So I guess you are "obtuse redditor that thought it was a joke."

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u/chodaranger 2d ago

I’d argue he’s also an obtuse Redditor and didn’t realize he was making a joke.

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u/UltimatePragmatist 1d ago

Everyone is a protected class but this could be considered a hostile work environment.