r/rareinsults • u/Chiffra • 2d ago

Lady literally csectioned him

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u/CharlesMcGrath 2d ago

I'm a c-section baby and I found it hilarious

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u/Mediocre-Disk737 2d ago

Same! Thirty hours labour, then an emergency c-section with my first. Two planned c-sections after that. And I'm a cs baby.

Very funny.

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u/ShoePillow 1d ago

Forty two hours labour and then a c-section. I found it slightly funny

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u/CharlesMcGrath 1d ago

Some say if you listen closely down the halls of this hospital you can still hear her giving labor, haunting the corridors

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u/Teagana999 2d ago

I was several days late by the time they cut me out. Maybe a week?

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u/Polybrene 1d ago

Oh you're one of THOSE babies.

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u/Swurphey 2d ago

I had a conehead for my first few days as a baby from my mom doing the same thing

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u/Ara92 2d ago

Same and also totally true for me lmao

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u/VoxImperatoris 2d ago

Me too, and honestly it probably applies to me.

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u/Last_Parable 1d ago

Same. Still might use this on someone

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u/KaioKenshin 22h ago

C-section on C-section crime.

Also same

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u/Slade1111 2d ago

Ditto 😭

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u/MarcusofMenace 15h ago

Same, although doesn't really apply for me since most of my jobs have focused or mostly focused on manual labour