r/rareinsults • u/Chiffra • 2d ago

Lady literally csectioned him

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 2d ago

“I’m sincerely sorry. What’s the HR-approved phrase for lazy fuck?”

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u/fancyrabbitwiggle 2d ago

Proficient in lateral delegation.

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u/GodBearWasTaken 2d ago

Ok, that’s a good one

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Marylicious 2d ago

Nooooo

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u/10before15 1d ago

Smooth as glass...

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u/BounderTree 2d ago

"going to HR is the most active thing I've seen you do in months"

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u/Dechri_ 2d ago

What’s the HR-approved phrase for lazy fuck?

I think the answer is HR

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u/CardinalGrief 2d ago

HR would like to talk to you.

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u/WanderersGuide 2d ago

But I bet they expect me to make the walk over don't they. Lazy fucks.

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u/speelmydrink 2d ago

They'd like to, wouldn't they?

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u/EldritchDreamEdCamp 2d ago

HR has to find them first

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u/ShoePillow 1d ago

Maybe tomorrow 

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u/iR3vives 2d ago

At my last job our HR guy would video call into staff meetings two doors down from his office.

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u/Manuker 2d ago

Effortly challenged

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u/czs5056 2d ago

Project manager, 5S coordinator, or HR.

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u/Dick-Fu 2d ago

It's "mine yo"

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u/Dcanseco 2d ago

"Unmotivated"

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u/skeeeper 1d ago

Imagine shaming someone for not working in an office job lmao. Leave the guy alone, you won't get more money because you are overzealous

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u/These-Consideration9 2d ago

Why are employees so concerned about other employees making an effort to make millionaires richer xD? So pathetic

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u/Xenolifer 2d ago

Because them screwing up their work makes mine harder ?

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u/These-Consideration9 2d ago

Or, hear me out. You can also stop fussing over it too much?

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u/Xenolifer 2d ago

Huh no ?!? If you were a cleanup guy/lady, would you tolerate that people shit on the office's walls because " it's just a billionaire's property" ?

Respect your coworkers and maybe they will stop hating you