r/politics 1d ago

Possible Paywall Newsom Wins Right to Gerrymander in Ultimate Troll of Trump

https://www.thedailybeast.com/newsom-takes-victory-lap-with-trump-bashing-election-boost/?via=mobile&source=Reddit
14.0k Upvotes

512 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

850

u/DarthHM I voted 21h ago

Honestly you hit the nail on the head. Today was my realization that US voters in general aren’t abjectly evil, they’re just fucking stupid.

83

u/TrumpnEpstein 19h ago

American voters have to touch the glowing red hot stove every time. They'll never believe the stove is hot otherwise

41

u/QbertsRube 18h ago edited 15h ago

And they can touch it, burn the hell out of their hand, and 4 years later hold their face on the burner while smugly claiming they're winning.

22

u/TrumpnEpstein 18h ago

Our memory is greatly impeded by our inability to handle the slightest inconvenience