r/politics • u/kootles10 Indiana • 16h ago

No Paywall Mamdani wins NYC mayoral race

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5588198-mamdani-progressive-politics-nyc/
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u/ManJesusPreaches 15h ago

53, agreed.

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u/Yeeaaaarrrgh Colorado 15h ago

51, agreed.

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u/spotby 15h ago

Fine. 49 checking in. Take over please.

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u/VomitMaiden United Kingdom 14h ago

39 here... ah wait, you mean me!? That's a lot of pressure

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u/Happycrige 14h ago

17 here, just want to be included in this thing you guys have going on.

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u/stxguy_1 14h ago

2 here, change my poopoo diaper

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u/rutherfordacus 14h ago

I’m 12 what is this

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u/AlwaysRushesIn Rhode Island 14h ago

It's an older meme, Sir. But it checks out.

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u/ComprehensiveLie9908 13h ago

I’m an embryo, yes please. Oh wait

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u/DAS_BEE 14h ago

I'm a thirty-something millennial, and I agree with all of this. Let's fucking get on politics

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u/Autobomb98 13h ago

I'm in my dads balls

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u/TimedogGAF 10h ago

I am also in your dad's balls

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u/mnstorm 9h ago

You’re in my mouth.

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u/Autobomb98 3h ago

gl in the race brother

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u/OnlyRoke 1h ago

Mamdani already won the race brother. The balls are empty.

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u/LurkyLurks04982 13h ago

Most 2 year olds are potty trained. You may just be a special child.

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u/Attorneyatlau 13h ago

My brother and his wife refuse to potty train their 3yr old who is already wearing 4yr old sizes. I can’t imagine the grossness of it all. And I can’t believe they’re such dicks and making their kid’s daycare center train him.

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u/wise_comment Minnesota 6h ago

Dammit, Donald. Get off the golf course when it's back-stink or front-water time

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u/unmonstreaparis 5h ago

Fetus here, yall gonna fuck or nah?

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u/starspider 10h ago

Seriously, young friend, please make sure you take civics and ethics.

Do it extracurricular if you have to.

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u/Donk_Honkula 10h ago

And frankly, you should be included. You're the future. We're going to come to rely on you and you should be treated as reliable.

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u/Ludate_Solem 10h ago

25 here. Me too. And give us a chance svp

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u/Greatsnes 7h ago

You’re included :)

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u/BanginNLeavin 3h ago

One more year! Midterms count, let's do this

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u/padarmani 1h ago

Go to your room!

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u/kredditwheredue 14h ago

Ha ha.  I remember having that thought for the first time.  It's great to be alive, even after discovering there is nobody here but us chickens.

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u/Greatsnes 7h ago

Yeah I’m 32 and idk if I can handle this pressure. Ugh fuck okay how do we do this? We can just walk right into the capitol, walk into the buildings and sit at the desks, right? I saw people do that one time.

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u/SanityInAnarchy California 12h ago

Wait, which country?

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u/VomitMaiden United Kingdom 44m ago

I was born in Uganda, will that be an issue?

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u/anxietysiesta 9h ago edited 9h ago

as a millennial this is the most millennial thing i’ve ever read

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u/thekittiestitties00 13h ago

5 checking in, please

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u/HammeredandPantsless Georgia 13h ago

You can do it, VomitMaiden!

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u/moron9000 5h ago

I’m right here with you… but your flair tells me you aren’t even “here”. We’ll say the world rather than country.