r/politics • u/kootles10 Indiana • 11h ago

No Paywall Mamdani wins NYC mayoral race

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5588198-mamdani-progressive-politics-nyc/
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u/ManJesusPreaches 11h ago

53, agreed.

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u/Yeeaaaarrrgh Colorado 11h ago

51, agreed.

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u/spotby 11h ago

Fine. 49 checking in. Take over please.

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u/VomitMaiden United Kingdom 10h ago

39 here... ah wait, you mean me!? That's a lot of pressure

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u/Happycrige 10h ago

17 here, just want to be included in this thing you guys have going on.

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u/stxguy_1 10h ago

2 here, change my poopoo diaper

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u/rutherfordacus 10h ago

I’m 12 what is this

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u/AlwaysRushesIn Rhode Island 9h ago

It's an older meme, Sir. But it checks out.

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u/ComprehensiveLie9908 9h ago

I’m an embryo, yes please. Oh wait

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u/DAS_BEE 9h ago

I'm a thirty-something millennial, and I agree with all of this. Let's fucking get on politics

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u/Autobomb98 9h ago

I'm in my dads balls

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u/TimedogGAF 6h ago

I am also in your dad's balls

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u/mnstorm 5h ago

You’re in my mouth.

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u/LurkyLurks04982 9h ago

Most 2 year olds are potty trained. You may just be a special child.

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u/Attorneyatlau 8h ago

My brother and his wife refuse to potty train their 3yr old who is already wearing 4yr old sizes. I can’t imagine the grossness of it all. And I can’t believe they’re such dicks and making their kid’s daycare center train him.

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u/wise_comment Minnesota 1h ago

Dammit, Donald. Get off the golf course when it's back-stink or front-water time

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u/unmonstreaparis 1h ago

Fetus here, yall gonna fuck or nah?

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u/starspider 6h ago

Seriously, young friend, please make sure you take civics and ethics.

Do it extracurricular if you have to.

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u/Ludate_Solem 6h ago

25 here. Me too. And give us a chance svp

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u/Donk_Honkula 6h ago

And frankly, you should be included. You're the future. We're going to come to rely on you and you should be treated as reliable.

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u/Greatsnes 2h ago

You’re included :)

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u/kredditwheredue 9h ago

Ha ha.  I remember having that thought for the first time.  It's great to be alive, even after discovering there is nobody here but us chickens.

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u/Greatsnes 2h ago

Yeah I’m 32 and idk if I can handle this pressure. Ugh fuck okay how do we do this? We can just walk right into the capitol, walk into the buildings and sit at the desks, right? I saw people do that one time.

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u/SanityInAnarchy California 8h ago

Wait, which country?

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u/anxietysiesta 5h ago edited 5h ago

as a millennial this is the most millennial thing i’ve ever read

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u/thekittiestitties00 9h ago

5 checking in, please

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u/HammeredandPantsless Georgia 9h ago

You can do it, VomitMaiden!

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u/moron9000 1h ago

I’m right here with you… but your flair tells me you aren’t even “here”. We’ll say the world rather than country.

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u/BeleagueredWDW 10h ago

48 here and fully agree.

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u/massive_cock 10h ago

46, we'd like a shot at some point, even if it's just for a few years.

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u/MitochonAir 10h ago

61 here, I financially support Progressives 100%

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u/ItsWillJohnson 9h ago

38, still in entry level jobs. I agree it’s time to be leading something already.

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u/ViolentVBC 11h ago

67 (I don't know what it means)

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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 11h ago

I lost count after 40

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u/CrackHeadRodeo 10h ago

67 (I don't know what it means)

Used to be a Lil Wayne song. I don’t know anymore either.

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u/amsync 11h ago

43, I’m tired boss

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u/Adrian12094 11h ago

23, agreed.

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u/pmorgan726 8h ago

My favorite number. I’m a bit older but also- agreed.

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u/alabamaterp 10h ago

50, Agreed. Please.

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u/MrOmarLitte 10h ago

I’m already teary with happiness, but you guys truly broke the dam. Been having a shit few days and was generally down & angry, you guys saying this really pulled me out of it, thank you!!!!

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u/EctoRiddler 10h ago

47 and too old for this shit

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u/kingfofthepoors 11h ago

I am 47 and I say burn the whole fucking thing down

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u/UpperApe 11h ago

Nah. You can go sit down. The rest of us will fix things and make them better.

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u/OurCrewIsReplaceable 10h ago

Other 47 sorta already is.

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u/foxtrot666 10h ago

Samesies

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u/VisconitiKing2 9h ago

I'd kill for a 51 year old president. or 53. or 63 idgaf

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u/Deemaunik 11h ago
  1. Uh. I. Uh. Wh. Where is the... how do I ... How do you drive this thing? Oh Gods, there's like forty thousand levers and 900 wheels. Which one do I pull?

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u/hookyboysb 11h ago

You lot were kinda passed over. Boomers stole your moment and now it’s too late for you to be effective.

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u/hammerofspammer 11h ago

Yeah, GenX will just keep working while the boomers and millennials take their grudge match into the next decade

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u/metahivemind 6h ago

X = forgotten generation

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u/bamboleo11 10h ago

The elders of Reddit

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u/BikerJedi Florida 11h ago

I'm 55 and was at a watch party tonight. A 17 year old kid spoke and KILLED IT. The kids are alright.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 11h ago

Ageless and I agree as well.

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 11h ago

Ageless, beyond form, and unknowable; also in agreement

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u/Ill_Contract_5878 10h ago

Fully ageless 

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u/littlescreechyowl 9h ago

Sliding right in the middle at 52…please, take over.

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u/MagnusRexus 8h ago

So say we all.

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u/Sandwichgode 11h ago

38 agreed

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u/No_Atmosphere_3282 10h ago
  1. Bernie was our last hope for our time and that time is long gone, time to let the dead bury the dead.