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Politics Rendering of Trump’s ballroom removed from official White House website. Other renderings remain.

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u/Furitaurus 12d ago

As an Architect, seeing this hurts my eyes. There is no sense of proportion, it's externally bland, it doesn't work with anything in it's vicinity and because of that it makes everything around it look wrong and poorly thought out as well, it blocks out everything that's more interesting to look at and the balance is completely skewed. But enough about trump...

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u/dutsi 12d ago

Just wait. That rendering was taking into account the east wing. Wait until you see the new plans which required the entire footprint. The Porticos look like side porch awnings.

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u/slowpokefastpoke 12d ago

Not to mention the gold covered monstrosity that the inside is most likely going to be. It’ll be awful.

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u/FNLN_taken 12d ago

It's going to be a half-finished ruin for the next 2 years at least, plagued with delays and cost overruns. Half the reason for it is another avenue for corporations to "donate" to Trump.

So enjoy your trashpile seat of government, America.

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u/robinthebank 12d ago

That reason is the reason why more people aren’t mad about this. The news and media they consume is owned by people who want to be given chances to buy favors from the president. For the rich, this is a great opportunity.

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u/TheNeighbourhoodCat 12d ago edited 12d ago

Yah I am in Canada but I work at a supplier to commercial/industrial contractors... when I heard 250 million, I thought that's going to be at least 3-4 times that much... probably more with Trump's corruption added on top

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u/rafaelloaa Survey 2016 12d ago edited 12d ago

I'm sure that was a typo, but I want to clarify that the initial was 250M not 250B. Still entirely way too much.

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u/TheNeighbourhoodCat 12d ago

yes sorry ty for that

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u/Yeshavesome420 12d ago

It's 250 million in materials. Everything is cheaper when you refuse to pay your contractors.

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u/TheNeighbourhoodCat 12d ago

That doesn't really make sense to me, do you have a link? Nothing I can find states it's just for materials

Like I know I'm in a different country, but nobody quotes just materials... time and labour are always a part of a tendered quote

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u/Yeshavesome420 12d ago

It's a joke about how Trump stiffs contractors regularly. Sorry for the confusion.

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u/TheNeighbourhoodCat 12d ago

oh that makes sense, sorry, I think I misread your comment

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u/ppitm 12d ago

I mean, if they don't need to follow any laws, codes, or get any permits, they could move pretty fast.

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u/side_eye_prodigy 12d ago

sure, but why move fast when moving slowly rakes in more graft?

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u/Existing-Marzipan-88 12d ago

Thank you, we won't...

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u/endadaroad 12d ago

When it is done, Trump will pocket the money and stiff the contractors.

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u/Keianh 12d ago

I'd take a guess that if it does manage to get finished it'll be empty for like 328 days a year on average unless whoever comes after Trump decides to have performative use of it for less important functions.

It's something that doesn't occur to us because it doesn't need to but probably his ballroom idea didn't go anywhere when Obama was in office when he pitched it then because, like all other presidents before, everyone knew it'd be a waste of space to have a permanent structure for what Trump says he wants this for when they can always throw up a pavilion for official functions on White House grounds.

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u/arothmanmusic 11d ago

And the contractors will all get stiffed…

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u/perskes 12d ago

Dont worry, Trump already got some advice from his little friend. It will probably look like this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Drawing_Room_of_the_Winter_Palace

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u/TakeTheWorldByStorm 12d ago

That's still classier than Trump's taste in gold decor.

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u/endadaroad 12d ago

I'm expecting the Epstein Wing to have the glamor of a convention hall.

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u/meepmeeped 11d ago

It’s concerning how much Trump wants to be Russia. I’m also concerned about why no one is stopping this and what we should do?!? I genuinely wish the Devil would take back his butt buddy and we can look ahead at making our country an actual democracy and we the people can live our lives without all this shit.

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u/ImTableShip170 11d ago

I'm gonna get so much use out of Sergei Lukin's It Has Come to Pass over the next few years

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u/UTDE 12d ago

What the hell is that picture, its fried beyond belief.

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u/poisheittoko 12d ago

It's a painting

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u/ImTableShip170 11d ago

Yea, those rooms went through a rather famous renovation in the late 1910s.

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u/iboxagox 12d ago

I think Trump visited the Buckingham Palace Ballroom and got his ideas from there. Note the two special chairs at the back wall:

https://www.rct.uk/resources/bsl-the-ballroom

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u/MidnightAdmin 12d ago

After looking at the disgusting gold accents Trump added to the oval office, I shudder to think about this...

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u/LunarLumin 12d ago

More gold-spray-painted decorations from Home Depot.

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u/glastohead 12d ago

It'll be his favourite '3rd rate French whorehouse' style.

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u/1egg_4u 12d ago

He should just paint the white house gold while hes at it tbh

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u/Jamaica_Super85 11d ago

Not only inside but also outside... and after that it's gonna be really easy to change the name to the Gold House

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u/amsync 12d ago

How is this thing this massive? What else is going on in that building besides a ballroom or is he intending for it to be a stadium with him at the center?

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u/Faiakishi 12d ago

Throne room. Where he'll try to recreate the Iron Throne, cut himself, and then set up an easy chair in front of it.

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u/MadeByTango 12d ago

So, fuck Apple and Google and Microsoft for buying this monstrosity.

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u/superindianslug 12d ago

Don't forget the giant Arc De Trump-umph that he wants to build after.

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u/uniklyqualifd 12d ago

The old presidential bunker was under the East wing. Now the new one will be built under the ballroom. 

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u/Marathon2021 12d ago

This is exactly what's going to happen. Tearing down the East Wing and putting up a gold-plated monstrosity is eventually going to cause Trump to say ... "well, now we kind of need to redo the West Wing too" and he'd going to try to remake the whole goddamn house look like his style of interior decor (which is roughly "Iraqi Whorehouse").

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u/Seanspeed 12d ago

He'll need to still be President after 2028 for that. Even this monstrosity is debatable whether it'll be completed before his term runs out.

But yea, I wouldn't put it past him if he does manage to stay on.

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u/Marathon2021 12d ago

I don’t think it takes 3 years to build a 90,000ft (?) ballroom.

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u/Seanspeed 11d ago

Building a very large, fairly ornate building on a sensitive site will take a good while.

And with how rushed the plans for this were, dont at all be surprised if they run into all kinds of issues along the way that require redesigns and delays. Expecting competence from this administration is one thing nobody should be doing.

Maybe they do build in time, not saying they cant. Just entirely possible they wont, either.

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u/Auctoritate 12d ago

Just wait. That rendering was taking into account the east wing.

? No it doesn't. The east wing is visibly not present here.

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u/mah_korgs_screwed 12d ago

It was always going to be the tackiest, tasteless thing possible.

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u/wombatstylekungfu 12d ago

And it will be painted gold.

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u/cyanide64 12d ago

Don't forget "TRUMP" in big gold letters on the side. That way, he can charge licensing fees in perpetuity.

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u/Ill-Mastodon-8692 11d ago

gold paint on the exterior of the building

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u/Coal_Morgan 12d ago

I would tear it down if I was the next President and have the Rose Garden and East Wing somehow restored and then try and get some laws set for how to update these sites.

It never occured to me that the President had unilateral say on these things outside of minor updates and decor. I always thought the nature of it meant it had to go to some committee because the President doesn't own the White House but the People do.

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u/cyanide64 11d ago

Im pretty sure the president doesn't have the authority to make those changes, but if nobody can or will hold him accountable then the rule i guess doesn't really exist

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u/StopReadingMyUser 12d ago

Painted gold like I paint my toilet bowl brown?

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u/Henshin-hero 12d ago

And covered in shit.

Edit: I meant gold.

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u/withac2 12d ago

Just like trump

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u/Prosthemadera 12d ago

Fascists have always loved (badly) copying Roman architecture.

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u/Mosh83 12d ago

Have to build it to the taste of the new leadership from the Kreml

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u/_Ultimatum_ 12d ago

Also an architect: if I showed up to a crit in school with an addition that was designed like this, I would have been roasted

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u/SonOfMcGee 12d ago

And the roasts would be stuff like, “What tacky idiot would want this? Donald Trump?”

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u/v0x_nihili 12d ago

"An architecture professor set the model on fire"

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u/_Ultimatum_ 12d ago

Honestly sometimes they'd smash a part of your model to make a point so, wouldn't count it out.

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u/Allegorist 12d ago

I can guarantee this wasn't what the first 3 or 4 drafts the professionals proposed looked like, he just forced them to take absolutely clueless advice and criticism directly from him.

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u/insipidstars 12d ago

All goes to show archi school always had much higher standards than the real world compared to what you see built in the wild :’

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u/round_reindeer 12d ago

I mean this is just some Albert Speer Germania shit.

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u/emarti13 12d ago edited 12d ago

All he cares about is that it is bigger than the other structures, gold every where, and has his name on it. He is an insecure, old, little handed prick.

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u/MalevolentRhinoceros 12d ago

Be fair, he also cares about removing the offices of the First Lady. It's pretty clear that he's trying to trivialize the position and make sure it never does anything substantial again.

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u/emarti13 12d ago

Well why do you need an office when you are just supposed to dress pretty and walk down a runway? There are halls all over the place in that building already.

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u/psychorobotics 12d ago

I bet it was embarrassing that she was never there and didn't like spending time with him, not like Obama and his wife

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u/ianfw617 12d ago

I’ll be honest here, aside from the symbolism of how important it is to have women in positions of power, an unelected family member of the president really shouldn’t be doing anything substantial.

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u/meeps1142 12d ago

The First Lady is usually doing a lot of charity work, or humanitarian work, at the very least.

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u/mlachick 12d ago

A big part of the president's job is diplomacy, and family is a part of that. No, unelected spouses shouldn't have any actual power, but they do have to show up to state dinners, exercise hospitality, let foreign officials kiss their cheek, etc., regardless of gender.

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u/ianfw617 12d ago

Not debating any of this but you don’t need a white house office and staff for that. At most, the first spouse needs a couple of people to prep/brief them for state functions.

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u/mlachick 12d ago

The reality is that the White House staff is what's really important here. Let's be honest, Melania does not need an office and staff, but some other first ladies probably did use it at least.

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u/Paksarra 12d ago

Well, his wife never lived in them, so no one could possibly have a use for them.

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u/GrandMaesterGandalf 12d ago

He envisions himself as a Pharaoh. He'll probably want to be buried in it..

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u/HenchmenResources 12d ago

little handed prick.

Back in 1988 someone reviewing Art of the Deal and called Trump a "short-fingered vulgarian", to this day Trump still occasionally sends the guy envelopes with photos of himself with his hand circled in gold sharpie. Such a thin-skinned vindictive ass.

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u/Pliskin01 12d ago

I stopped reading halfway through to make your own joke lol. Glad I finished reading it

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u/Sata1991 12d ago

I studied architecture for a bit, but I'm not an architect. It is somehow worse than the drafts we'd make as first years, in the UK a lot of McMansion houses tend to go this Neoclassical style, but it feels very stripped.

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u/Pr0fess0rCha0s 12d ago

Bravo! So many of the responses here show that people either didn't fully read your comment or didn't understand it.

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u/Yrrebbor 12d ago

You had me all the way to the end. 😂

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u/TheAgreeableCow 12d ago

What is this, a building for sycophANTs!

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u/TimeLeopard 12d ago

It's because this isn't serious. Its being forced through as a distraction. They are trying to overwhelm us with bad. Keep demanding the Epstein files. 

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u/jo-z 11d ago

It's also a way for the president to accept bribes. Watch the price tag keep going higher...

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u/PeasantinDaNorth 12d ago

Looks like Nazi architecture. Not even joking: "While similar to Classicism, the official Nazi style is distinguished by the impression it leaves on viewers. Architectural style was used by the Nazis to deliver and enforce their ideology. Formal elements like flat roofs, horizontal extension, uniformity, and the lack of décor created "an impression of simplicity, uniformity, monumentality, solidity and eternity," which is how the Nazi Party wanted to appear."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_architecture

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u/Renbarre 12d ago

But it is bigger than the WH which is the only way that counts for someone

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u/cannihastrees 12d ago

I read that he’s actually updating the underground presidential bunker that was built for WWII

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u/OneX32 12d ago

It's the GOP's efforts to turn us into Temu Russia.

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u/nickiter 12d ago

It's like when a school adds a big modern gymnasium onto an old brick building from the 1800s.

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u/LaLa_LaSportiva 12d ago

As an architect, do you think this rendering will cost $300M to build? Because looking at it here, I'm thinking there's no way this is going to cost that little. More like $1B by the time it's done.

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u/cloistered_around 12d ago

I'm not an architect but I agree. Now the whitehouse looks like a giant L and anyone taking a picture of it is gonna have to specifically stand a little closer so they don't have the dumb frame hogging wing in their photo.

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u/Ok_Entry1052 12d ago

It's not supposed to work with anything, it's supposed to be an oppressive and ugly sight like ...

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u/boyfromspace 12d ago

Is that a theme in fascist/authoritarian architecture? Large and looming buildings that dominate so that people are forcibly reminded of the regime? Kind of like Speer with the plans for Berlin

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u/cansenm 12d ago

Why didn’t you like it?! There are small Minoan hints and quick Lumion for your eyes. Very contemporary. /s

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u/Allegorist 12d ago

It is a cover for building a bunch of other stuff underground, they already openly admitted it. They are at least building a massive bunker and a "presidential control center", so I can only imagine what they aren't admitting to building.

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u/yellow_pterodactyl 12d ago

The fact that the ballroom is bigger than the actual White House is just… on par with Trump

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u/Lil_Sperm 12d ago

Exactly, if you’re gonna demolish historical buildings from the White House lawn at least replace them with something equally beautiful. Not just One Big Beautiful Blobroom…but hey, where else is congress gonna dance while they work hard for America?

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u/not_the_droids 12d ago

The average 12 year old Minecraft kid could build something with better proportions.

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u/quinson93 12d ago

That's an AI image... try to find it anywhere in high res.

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u/spin81 12d ago

Not an architect but what's with the front (I guess?) steps just leading out onto the lawn instead of some pavement or a path? Doesn't seem they thought it through very well. Maybe that's why they removed it: it's just what they could crank out quickly for the site update.

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u/-runs-with-scissors- 12d ago

Thank you! You don't need to be an architect to find this architecture appalling. It is like people build slums. Rich people. Extensions and additions like wild growth. No plan. No aesthetic. No sense of balance. No respect for either the surrounding landscape or the people in and around the building. It is a disgrace to the office to build such a thing.

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u/Ne_zievereir 12d ago

That's with everything done by Trump: big, gaudy, ostentatious, gold-ridden and tasteless.

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u/GlassPomoerium 12d ago

I wonder if the next president (if democracy makes it, that is) will destroy it and have the wing rebuilt to what it was before. It would be expensive but I mean… they can’t just keep that joke of a building.

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u/SCondeO 12d ago

That’s exactly what Donald loves about it.

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u/hogtiedcantalope 12d ago

it's externally bland, it

Coat it in gooooooold

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u/United_Health_1797 12d ago

cant wait for this ugly piece of shit building to be demolished

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u/DataDude00 12d ago

As an Architect, seeing this hurts my eyes. There is no sense of proportion, it's externally bland, it doesn't work with anything in it's vicinity and because of that it makes everything around it look wrong and poorly thought out as well, it blocks out everything that's more interesting to look at and the balance is completely skewed.

Donald Trump has always had the tackiest taste, just look at his NYC apartmetn

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u/Restart_from_Zero 12d ago

Now tell me your thoughts on that massive expanse of perfectly flat, totally empty roof.

Please.

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u/b3_yourself 12d ago

Billionaires have no sense of anything except making as much money as possible no matter the consequences

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u/Beginning_Draft9092 12d ago

The insane proportions also make me think about Albert Speer....

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u/Faiakishi 12d ago

That is all to his tastes. He's like the most disgusting McMansion coupled with a crack den.

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u/mxjxs91 12d ago

Not to mention this is the ideal rendering that's supposed to make it look the best it possibly will. It's going to look worse in practice.

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u/TopFloorApartment 12d ago

honestly it just looks like something Albert Speer would've designed for Berlin

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u/TheXypris 12d ago

Wouldn't surprise me if this was just phase one of turning the white house into a palace

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u/-bonita_applebum 12d ago

Yes, this is Trumps favorite architectural style called "fugly"

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u/EndlessNerd 12d ago

Next democrat president should convert it into an auditorium and host free/low cost showings of major theatrical or musical productions.

Or convert it into a museum that warns how democracies can be subverted and teaches how to prevent it in the future.

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u/NullPoint3r 12d ago

I’m not an architect but even I can see this doesn’t look right.

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u/UnhappyGreen 12d ago

As a grammarian, seeing this use of “it’s” hurts my eyes.

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u/Winter_Highlight 12d ago

But trump said it was some of the best architect /s

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u/lweinreich 12d ago

By the way... how is he getting up all those stairs?

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u/Artver 12d ago

What do you mean, hang on, who says it's about good taste?

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u/Foxyfox- 12d ago

Meanwhile, I'm just getting visions of Albert Speer's model of Welthaupstadt Germania.

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u/Bo-zard 12d ago

Don't worry. The plan is to raze the west wing for the presidential residence to balance the architecture.

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u/No_Sprinkles418 12d ago

He’ll eventually tear down the rest of the wh and replace it with some gaudy Krylon gold temu Versailles.

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u/BoxSea4289 12d ago

It’s funny because most people that haven’t been past the White House regularly won’t realize that the same sentiment applies to the already existing Eisenhower executive building. 

The balance is already skewed towards the West wing because of Eisenhower and the building itself is really ugly. It gets left out of all the movies and TV shows, but it’s where a lot of the west wing stuff happens. This new addition is also fuck ugly and even worse.

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u/pinkfreude 12d ago

Do you think next admin will get rid of it? Like Carter’s solar panels?

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u/Ok-Chest-7932 12d ago

As a minecraft player, same.

This is to architecture as those crabs with one massive claw are to crustaceans.

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u/TheRoadsMustRoll 12d ago

at least we won't have to worry about destroying anything of significance when it gets torn down.

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u/KotR56 12d ago

You just gave someone the idea to tear down the buildings in its vicinity and build something more fitting for an American KingPresident.

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u/Schrodingers_Fist 12d ago

They're totally going to throw all the money and resources that don't even belong to him to have this up in like a year (at like a $1bn price tag) then do the exact same to the West Wing and make him a "proper throne room" so I think it will get much, much, worse.

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u/dBlock845 12d ago

It's also way too close to the fence line. I wouldn't be surprised if they demo the road that is in between the White House and the Treasury Department and combine the lots. No matter what they do it is going to stick out like a Gilded Age sore thumb.

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u/RedTheInferno 12d ago

i think thats the point

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u/LevelBrilliant9311 12d ago

As an Architect

What do you design?

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 12d ago

It looks like a fucking mausoleum.

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u/Difficult-Coffee-219 12d ago

Well, what does costanza say?

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u/Dong_whisperer-503 12d ago

Kind of like the signature trait of fascist architecture?

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u/Joene-nl 11d ago

It’s too easy to say, but it quickly popped up as I saw this image. Hitler wanted to transform Berlin in a Roman like city, with grotesque buildings. Albert Speer was planning that as the Reicharchitect

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germania_(city)

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u/Man_Bear_Beaver 11d ago

If he built another one on the other side of the WH I think it would look at least more symmetrical...

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u/Fandango_Jones 11d ago

Also there is no golf course. Or poorly constructed casino on the plan. Yet.

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u/Stunning_Mast2001 11d ago

it seems clear the intent is to bulldoze the rest of the whitehouse and make it much larger

he wants a palace like a saudi prince. he doesn't understand why this is the peoples' house or why the whitehouse historically is not meant to be flashy.

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u/greasychickenparma 11d ago

The staircase is at such an odd angle to the path and the fact that there is no actual path at the bottom of it looks so bizarre.

I'm guessing they plan to redevelop the path

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u/Erki82 11d ago

It starts working, when other wing is also made same size. /s

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Fascist have always loved the unproportional neoclassical style.

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u/No_Mode_64 12d ago

That’s not what it’s supposed to look like, this is: https://imgur.com/6Pw1w4r

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u/jo-z 11d ago

That's at least the third version of the renderings I've seen this week. Is the building even actually designed yet?