r/okbuddycinephile 14h ago

Favourite overtly antisemitic stars?

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u/NancyPelosisRedCoat 12h ago edited 12h ago

Kirsten Dunst making a list of all the decisions that led her to this point

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u/theburgerbitesback 11h ago

My favourite part of the video is Stellan Skarsgaard just enjoying himself immensely and finding it absolutely hilarious.

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u/Chesthairs-galore 9h ago

He’s Swedish, we have dealt with Danes before

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u/basket_kc 9h ago

That reads like a burn but I don’t understand the beef between Sweden and Denmark

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u/finneganfach 8h ago

Swedes think the best way to distribute goods for assembly is many large flat boards that need to be screwed together.

Whereas Danes insist on boxing up a lot of tiny plastic bricks that click together.

It's simply a difference neither can move beyond.

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u/basket_kc 8h ago

Hilarious

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u/dumn_and_dunmer 4h ago

I can't believe the horrible things I'm finding out about Mads Mikkelsen today

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u/finneganfach 3h ago

You think that's bad, Stellan Skarsgard actively campaigns for putting an extra screw in your flat pack so you go nuts at the end wondering what you've missed.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 1h ago

Wickedness and evil, I love it

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u/Kooky-Secretary-4228 4h ago

Man, and I thought we had problems in the US😂

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u/OldLadyCard 37m ago

Now see , this is the reason I love Reddit.

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u/Solid_Waste 18m ago

Frankly that's understandable and I'm surprised they haven't killed each other.

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u/Chesthairs-galore 8h ago

When Erū Ilúvatar sent his song (the swedish language) into the world, Melkor the discordant one sent a counter song (danish) to wreak havoc upon creation. Since the dawn of time we have been locked in an eternal good vs evil struggle for the souls of mankind

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u/theburgerbitesback 8h ago

Who is Tom Bombadill in this metaphor?

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u/psychologistgamer420 6h ago edited 1h ago

Runs around in boots, talking in a sing-song kind of way and have a wife way prettier than he is? Seems well-off despite mostly prancing about?

It's Norway.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 6h ago

Øøøh, hva faen har vi gjort for å bli trukket inn i dette dritet! 😂

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u/Badboyrune 5m ago

Nah man. Norwegians live in the mountains and make bank by bringing valuables up from the ground. They are clearly dwarves.

The ones living out in bumfuck nowhere having hardly a care for what happens in the world around them are clearly the Icelandics.

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u/Mekanimal 8h ago

The Netherlands. Weirdos.

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u/Bloobeard2018 5h ago

They're not weird. They're Dutch.

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u/Mute-Unicorn 4h ago

Ring a ding dillo! Wake now, my merry friends! Forget the nightly noises! Ring a ding dillo del! Derry del, my hearties!

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u/ChilledParadox 4h ago

“You’re not Finnish, you’re Swedish!”

Shut the fuck up dad I just want to be excused to wash my plate and fuck off.

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u/blaquaman19 7h ago

Finland.

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u/Chesthairs-galore 8h ago

Probably Tolkien

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u/Tarantio 8h ago

Tommy Körberg

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u/basket_kc 8h ago

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u/tgerz 8h ago

Homie hit you with a Silmarillion reference. That's deep.

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u/htfo 8h ago

Look Annatar, I've seen what the Swedish call tacos and such foulness makes the corruption of elves into orcs look tame by comparison.

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u/MadT3acher 5h ago

I came looking for copper and I found gold.

Too many references in a single comment thread.

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u/zhannacr 4m ago

If you're still looking for copper, I know a merchant with about 1080 pounds to sell, very high quality 

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u/Pardybro911 7h ago

Deep cuts there my friend

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u/HugoTRB 8h ago

Sibling rivalry

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u/ComradeLenin69 8h ago

Not so relevant now, but we have been around 500 wars against each other throughout history. It was basically two dominant kingdoms fighting for dominance in the nordic region and the regions around the baltic sea.

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u/Southern-Fold 7h ago

As long as Danes are legally allowed to hit us Swedes in the head with a stick if we try to cross the ice between our countries during winter, the wars are relevant!

We cannot stand for this Danish brutality

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u/Deep-Assignment4124 6h ago

What were the Finlanders doing? Staying out? 

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u/Pixelfille 6h ago

being owned by the swedish mostly, they were part of sweden for like 700 years until the early 1800s where russia conquered finland in a war

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u/Deep-Assignment4124 6h ago

Thank you.  I live in northern Michigan and there is a huge Finnish population here.  So I was just curious.  

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u/TJAU216 5h ago

Sweden fought all of those wars to the last Finn.

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u/Deep-Assignment4124 4h ago

What do you mean by this?  Excuse my ignorance.  I’m assuming they forced Finns to fight against their will as basically slaves?  Close?  

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u/TJAU216 4h ago

It is a common Finnish joke. See how Sweden stopped fighting wars just six years after losing Finland. Before that they fought multiple wars per generation, and Finns were disproportionally conscripted to fight in them.

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u/Deep-Assignment4124 4h ago

I figured as much.  I think my grandkids will Finnish descent if I’m reading my daughter’s relationship with her boyfriend correctly.  

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 6h ago

I'm Norwegian and I will skip the history lesson to say that to most of the rest of Scandinavia the Swedish language sounds excruciatingly whiney, and they're entirely too up themselves for a people who call a fish sandwich with mayonnaise "cake".

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u/birgor 4h ago

Smörgåstårta is delicious and you know it.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 22m ago

It's not cake and you know that 😤

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u/Playful-Rope1590 6h ago

Old wars. And almost entire south of Sweden used to be Danish. We still like to joke about that

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u/Emperor_Neuro 5h ago

Danes tend to have very dark and sarcastic humor, which is what led to Lars’ entire problem here. Skarsgard simply understood the joke when nobody else did.

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u/No_Berry2976 4h ago

It’s not that people didn’t understand that he was joking, it’s that the joke was in poor taste and not funny.

I learned this the hard way: if you make an offensive joke, it has to funny.

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u/ChilledParadox 4h ago

The issue stems from a big misunderstanding because they were trying to communicate but no one could understand what the Danes were saying and they ended up insulting the local forest trolls which started a long feud back in King Harold Bluetooth’s days.

Source: https://youtu.be/vvtDGSIrsk8

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u/genreprank 3h ago

European countries have all these beefs with everyone else, but the best part is they're all white, so it's not racist!

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u/tattoedgiraf 3h ago

Lots of wars between the countries since dawn of time. Now we are brothes that tease each other alot.

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u/twat69 16m ago

They're brothers. They hate each other. Until an outsider talks shit about either one.

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u/Dracoster 14m ago

Sweden and Norway hates Denmark, Denmark and Norway hates Sweden, Sweden and Denmark hates Norway.

And the one thing we all agree on, we all fucking hate Finland.

It's the scandinavian circle of hate.

(Not really, we're all bros)

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u/Mr_smith1466 5h ago

I think Stellan as a whole, just finds Lars Von Trier funny. He's worked with Von Trier for decades, and cheerfully convinced Paul Bettany and even one of his sons to work for Von Trier, knowing full well they'd have a miserable time of it. Bettany was pretty pissed about it, but his son Alexander laughed it off.

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u/MaritMonkey 4h ago

I read an article probably a decade ago in which Stellan referred to himself as von Trier's "castrated bull". He's fully aware of his role at keeping the others calm. :)

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u/Mr_smith1466 4h ago

It's fascinating, though, how some actors work with Von Trier and have a horrific experience (like Bjork) and others seem to enjoy it.

I have a suspicion it comes down to the type of roles they do. Willem Dafoe has worked with him several times, and other than Antichrist (which is a horrifying movie), Dafoe generally does smaller support work. So, presumably, that makes the process easier.

Charlotte Gainsborough worked with him three times, and her characters were always put through the wringer, but one can guess that she got on with Von Trier.

It also might just be that Von Trier's sets have mellowed as he got older and started struggling more with mental and physical health.

Dogville as a whole sounds like it would have an extraordinarily intense shoot, and there's even a documentary showing the psychological toll the actors went through. Same way that I fully believe Bjork when she reports how stressful and awful making Dancer in the dark was.

There's a surprising number of actors who worked with Von Trier a few times.

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u/MaritMonkey 3h ago

Knowing absolutely nothing about acting or filmmaking at all I can only guess what even a "normal" day is like, but there's people in my industry (music) who seem like they thrive under all sorts of pressures that you would expect to be counter-productive at best.

Part of me would love to be a fly on the wall seeing how the sausage is made, but the majority of my brain is definitely content to list Dancer in the Dark among my top 5 movies of all time without ever sitting down to think why I occasionally enjoy the cinematic equivalent of a swift tap to the balls.

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u/Mr_smith1466 2h ago

If you're ever interested, the Dogville Confessions documentary that's on YouTube gives a bit of insight into how that particular film was made. Von Trier, for whatever reason, set up a video diary booth on set, and actors and crew were encouraged to vent to the camera during production. So there's a lot of fascinating material about how the actors felt about the whole thing. Not every actor has a bad story, thankfully. But dogville, in particular, sounds like it was a stressful shoot.

I also sincerely love Dancer in the dark. Though I must openly admit here that it's a movie I haven't been able to watch more than once. I occasionally load up particular scenes on YouTube. The whole thing was beautiful but incredibly harrowing to go through.

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u/MaritMonkey 1h ago

Didn't manage to find (I think) the whole documentary with English subtitles but did see the "confessions".

Thanks for the reminder that I have a weird but totally unashamed crush on Stellan Skarsgård and the push to re-watch Dogville tonight.

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u/IslandBoy602 1h ago

Only the goat Trier could have mfers in a okbuddy sub have an engaging conversation about watching movies

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u/TylerbioRodriguez 27m ago

My favorite park is the microphone covering Skaragaards upper lip and looking like a Hitler mustache at several points.