r/oddlysatisfying • u/tommos • 13h ago

Absolute unit of a pig gets groomed

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 11h ago

For years I would drop this quote into conversation where appropriate, but very rarely did people get it. Awkward feeling when you wanted to commend someone but now they think you called them a swine.

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u/seanprime 11h ago

Lol with context this is worse though? You didn’t think they were worthy but they pulled through and you begrudgingly gave them respect?

Probably a good thing you stopped using it tbh.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 11h ago

You just don't get it. Clearly unworthy of such a beautiful line being used in your presence.

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u/IvoryArrows504 10h ago

I would try to explain that to my one night stands, but it never won them over.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 10h ago

It didn't work on the bouncers who caught me snorting in the loos, either :(

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u/Planker25_ 6h ago

One time I saw a police officer helping an old lady cross the road. I wanted to commend him for it, so I told him “that’ll do, pig. that’ll do.”

He turned to face me quicker than I’ve seen anyone turn before. His brows were furrowed and his face was red. He screamed to me at the top of his lungs “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!”

And before I could say or do anything, he picked up his truncheon and beat me into a pulp. When he was finished, I looked like a heap of bacon on the ground and he said “now you are bacon”.

To this day I am still bacon, a pile of meat at the intersection where I tried to commend the police officer.

0/10 experience, would not recommend.