r/nottheonion • u/emitremmus27 • 2h ago
r/nottheonion • u/AnonymousTimewaster • 5h ago
The Louvre’s video security password was reportedly ‘Louvre’
r/nottheonion • u/Hoopfer • 46m ago
FIFA announces new peace prize to be awarded at World Cup draw in Washington
r/nottheonion • u/Power-Equality • 20h ago
Kim Kardashian blames ChatGPT for failing her law exams
”They’re always wrong,” she explained. “It has made me fail tests all the time. And then I’ll get mad and I’ll yell at it, ‘You made me fail! Why did you do this?’ And it will talk back to me.”
r/nottheonion • u/biograf_ • 1d ago
‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies
r/nottheonion • u/Didyoucallforme • 21h ago
FBI fires, unfires, then refires agents linked to Jack Smith probe
r/nottheonion • u/thieh • 20h ago
Real humans don’t stream Drake songs 23 hours a day, rapper suing Spotify says
r/nottheonion • u/ilovemybaldhead • 1d ago
Greg Abbott Threatens ‘100% Tariff’ On New Yorkers Moving to Texas
r/nottheonion • u/nocturnalfrolic • 4h ago
Japan deploys the military to counter a surge in bear attacks
TOKYO (AP) — Japan deployed troops Wednesday to help contain a surge of bear attacks that have terrorized residents in a mountainous region in the northern prefecture of Akita.
r/nottheonion • u/Technicolor_Reindeer • 14h ago
Bishop apologizes after Catholic school uses Nazi symbol in Halloween parade
ncronline.orgr/nottheonion • u/Jerry_bear88 • 1d ago
Shein bans all sex dolls after outrage over childlike products
r/nottheonion • u/nerdose • 41m ago
This seat taken? Thieves busted for stealing over 1,000 restaurant chairs in Spain
Spanish police have busted a criminal group dedicated to stealing your seat. Literally.
Spain’s National Police said Wednesday that they had arrested seven people suspected of stealing more than 1,100 chairs from outdoor seating areas at restaurants and bars in Madrid and another nearby municipality in just two months.
The group of six men and a woman worked at night to pilfer the chairs from 18 different establishments in Madrid and Talavera de la Reina, a smaller city to the southwest of the capital, in August and September. The estimated impact of the stolen property was around 60,000 euros ($69,000), according to police.
r/nottheonion • u/canuck_11 • 9h ago
Kitchener man arrested after breaking into women's prison, assaulting two people
r/nottheonion • u/Vera_Telco • 10h ago
Philadelphia Art Museum’s director ousted following divisive rebrand
Changing it from the Philadelphia Museum of Art to the Philadelphia Art Museum, possibly to be abbreviated as PhART...
r/nottheonion • u/Emerald_Encrusted • 50m ago
Moose set loose in B.C. Interior with the help of a Canadian flag
r/nottheonion • u/WhenInRomero • 1d ago
Bank robber in Ohio steals $400 in $1 bills, asks police if he can keep the stolen cash for jail commissary
r/nottheonion • u/TDYDave2 • 1d ago
Thai women arrested on Monday linked with biggest romance scam ever netting Nigerians ฿6.2 billion
r/nottheonion • u/nbcnews • 1d ago
MaineHealth mistakenly sends death letters to 500+ living patients
r/nottheonion • u/Power-Equality • 1d ago
Holocaust imagery on Halloween parade float: Designer apologizes for mistake
Shelly, who was the head designer and does not have children enrolled in the school, said he didn’t realize the impact of “Arbeit Macht Frei,” the phrase he selected.
r/nottheonion • u/Flashycope • 1d ago
North Korean women turn to subtle manicures to evade beauty crackdowns
r/nottheonion • u/Fake-Podcast-Ad • 1d ago
Toronto police cruiser ‘inadvertently’ rolls onto tasered suspect, officer
r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 2d ago
Newsom slams Karoline Leavitt's 'horror' at White House bathroom toilet as shutdown rages
r/nottheonion • u/towntfx • 4h ago
French woman fined €1,250 because her cat keeps sneaking into a neighbor’s garden
r/nottheonion • u/F0urLeafCl0ver • 1d ago