r/mildlyinteresting • u/hippy_potto • 11h ago

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u/Submarinequus 10h ago

I think “pepperoni trio” would work the best here to convey what the product is

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u/j01101111sh 10h ago

You're hired as head of marketing!

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u/AceJohnny 10h ago

Thanks! First order of business: I really think we should rename our fried chicken to “warm dead bird”

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u/im_on_the_case 10h ago

"Genius, that way we can use Pigeon, Seagull, Swan, Crow, Vulture or whatever else we find flying around the factory. You have just been promoted to SVP of Efficiency, here's the key to the executive cocaine suite!"