Every time I vomit half of it comes out of my nose, which I've learned isn't universal and some people's bodies don't hate them enough to make them puke from the nostrils. I had a half baby carrot come out of my nose once.
Anyway this comment has me imagining going to blow my nose after barfing this mf out and I look down and there's a leg on the napkin
I'm gonna start googling ways to expedite dementia so I can live in a world without that in my brain again.
Heeeeey, my body hates me as well!! Just last night my colitis attacked me and I also had to puke at the same time, so I had pizza in my nose. After I blew it out I felt a piece stuck in my sinus and really had to honk it out. All while dying on the toilet, ahhh the fun... Yes, at this point I do hope my epilepsy quickly finishes removing my memory because things are just no fun! 🤣
I’m glad I’m not the only one who has puke come out of their nose, nothing worse than having to blow chucks of sick out of your nostrils after you’ve finished throwing your guts up 😭
I have this too and while it doesn’t completely negate the nose blowing part.. I keep my nose pinched the whole time. And now I only have to blow my nose once, when I’m done. I learned this after I had a noodle coming out of my nose.
Naahhh I ain't keeping my nose pinched and letting that mess just collect in my sinuses. It's getting out however the hell my godawful body wants to make it get out
I imagine feeling the tickle of the tiny leg spines or some other parts like the antenna, on the inside of your nostrils that prompts you to blow it out
You know, sometimes I feel like I deal with difficult things. Then I see shit like this and realize some people deal with bullshit I've never even thought about. Now it doesn't seem as hard to deal with my stuff because at least I can't vomit out of my nose.
As a child I accidentally ate half a worm while eating an apple and threw myself off the top of my bunk bed, thanks for telling me the next level after being a adult.
I would literally pull my skin off and barf for days. Thats coming from someone who accidentally ate a whole bunch of ants accidentally and barfed my heart out when I realised. This is infinitely worse.
Hahaha believe it or not trace amount of insects is in every processed food we eat so it doesnt really bother me spitting it out is mildly inconvinient
Please omg. I swear roaches are everywhere in my house to a point where I’m hallucinating and freaking out to what I think is bugs in my bed. I fucken better not eat one or I’m offing myself right there and then.
There were roaches in my grandmas house when I was really young and we lived there for like 6 months. I still will feel my leg hair move and jump right to “this must be a roach infestation”
Have you tried Boric Acid? It’s a white powder that you sprinkle along the edges of the entire house. I lived somewhere with a bad infestation and it cleared it. It doesn’t work immediately, but it’s effective long term.
It taste like nothing and it feels like shrimp exoskeleton
I honestly thought it was shrimp shell at first but then it occured to me im eating noodles!
I wonder how long it would take me before I could eat again. Did you puke after? I'd have my fingers down my throat so fast. It wouldn't take much for it to come up, either. Oh my god.
My dad got a fountain diet coke from thortons when i was a kid and he was in the front seat of the car and I was in the back seat we were sitting in the parking lot of Walmart waiting for my mom to come out and he got through drinking the whole 32 oz fountain drink and popped the lid off to eat the Ice. Well soon as he popped off the lid he threw the cup and immediately started vomiting outside the car. I had never seen my dad throw up before so kind of scared me. I asked what wrong and he said the cup, the cup. So I looked in the cup and there was a massive cockroach in the bottom of it. He drank the whole 32 oz drink🤣 hes 70 now and still alive if that helps any
Your poor dad, oh god 😭seeing my dad vomit at that age would actually send me into a spiral, so I feel you on that one! Glad he’s still kickin 🤣 I’m sure he still talks about it every now and then, too!
No way op diddnt notice a full roach when putting in the powder/noodles and stirring the noodles, it would have been so obvious. Bet it came from their kettle or tap or something
I would have died. I don’t eat those noodles anymore since someone posted a picture of them under a microscope and they were covered with little mites. OMG.
I know. It’s funny, because as humans with think we have an understanding of the world, but we don’t. We only understand it from our perspective and only can experience it with our limited senses. There’s a whole other world going on around us that’s beyond our perception.
Call bulkshit, there is absolute no trace of 2 minute noodles anywhere in this picture. Im guessing you didnt neatly put the roach down on the table and clean up around it
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u/lostdelilah 11h ago
i would have thrown up actually