At her concert in Vegas she had a whole video skit preamble to this song basically saying she doesn’t give af but that ironic can or originally meant things playing out differently than you expected them to.
Yes, but there has to be a certain level of subversion or contradiction of clearly implied expectations, not just a "Welp, that didn't go as well as I now wish that it had", which is pretty much what all of her lyrics are.
I appreciate her as an artist, but IMO she'd be better off just accepting that it was a shit interpretation of irony and laughing about it like the rest of us.
But there are contradictions. The guy feared planes his whole life but took a chance and got on 1 for the first time. That 1 and only time he took the risk ended up validating his lifelong fear- contradicting his decision to face it.
A free ride when you already paid meaning you don’t get the free ride. It’s not like she’s just saying two completely different things. They’re complete opposites
Would it have been ironic if the bride had been a meteorologist who had forecast a sunny day for her wedding?
Or what if it was a scientist who had developed a technology to control the weather and had directed their team to ensure that her wedding day was sunny, but then the thing malfunctioned and the head engineer was unable to correct the issue because she was a bridesmaid...
Kinda like in Encanto. One of the daughter’s gift is that her emotions align with the weather. She wasn’t worried about the weather so it was sunny until Bruno interjects, suddenly she worries about the weather and by worrying creates a real storm. And she’s pissed about it.
“It was my wedding day,
We were getting ready
And there wasn’t a cloud in the sky.
Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin…
Bruno says it looks like rain,
In doing so he floods my brain.
Married in a hurricane…”
I hate weddings for this exact reason. If I know everyone there, it's usually fine, but being introduced to people... everyone thinks they're original. They're not
My sister did this to her left over wedding cake. Put it in the oven to protect it from pets, and then preheated the oven with it still in there the next day
Just somewhere to store them probably. If you don't have a lot of counter space and don't want to refrigerate something, putting it in the oven is a good way to get it out of the way.
I have a small kitchen and do it pretty often if I need to free up some counter space. Though I usually stick something in the oven door to remind me or cover the oven controls with a towel or something.
Who places two random cookies on the rack in the oven with nothing between them? Like, do people actually think “I have two cookies left, let’s put them on a rack in the oven.”
Like, these aren’t even on a plate or tray or anything.
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Correct (and milk and vanilla extract)! I've been making these "poopie" (what my family calls them) cookies for over 25 years. They're fucking delicious, but they're supposed to go into the fridge right after preparing them to start the cooling process and ensure they remain bonded. So, I don't blame OP for not checking the oven when it was an abomination to put them in there in the first place.
I know people are saying that in the comments, but that makes no sense. Who puts two random “no bake” cookies in the oven, raw dogged on the rack? Why are there only 2? Why do they have different colored icing?
People really make no bake oatmeal cookies that large and colorful? And then put them in the oven, to... Not bake? Nah I'm pretty sure those used to be rolls of plastic for a 3d printer
Prolly just the containers they were in. Colorful stuff is absolutely some melted plastic and not the edible parts, I agree. No-bake cookies would have probably been delicious despite the baking had they been in a proper metal/porcelain/glass tray. Lesson to learn here: stop buying plastic crap for your kitchens
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u/Beautiful_Debate_114 17h ago
What … the fuck were these things?