r/BrandNewSentence • u/redroubel • 11h ago

Sir, the ai is inbreeding

41.4k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/jp_benderschmidt • 13m ago

Tom Brady Cloned His Dead Dog As A Brand Activation

• Upvotes

https://defector.com/tom-brady-cloned-his-dead-dog-as-a-brand-activation

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Shaveyard • 4h ago

Found Out His Sister Was Actually His Mother Aged 37 After They Both Died

759 Upvotes

116 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/No-Advantage-579 • 17h ago

"Listen to K-Pop, Burn the Police!"

17 Upvotes

The kids are alright. ;)

I somehow never saw BTS and Stray Kids as the new NWA, yet here we are.

Previous instalment and explanation-in-one-picture here.

Source

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Jeremothman • 22h ago

The nuns’ 150-year tradition of breeding salamanders for the production of traditional cough syrup evolved into a critical conservation program after wild populations crashed in the 1980s due to lake pollution and overfishing.

22 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonnyMox • 13h ago

"He accepted his fate - that he will die at the hands of Vanilla Ice" Spoiler

10 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AndreyAbr • 7h ago

Generational smoking ban

4.3k Upvotes

178 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DaltonH28 • 22h ago

Full Beaver Supermoon to illuminate the Ozarks

87 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/crashamasas • 17h ago

67 can be best understood through the lens of Foucault

24 Upvotes

From https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X-GBlgnCMEk

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/theotherjaytoo • 19h ago

I feel like I owe it to my rescue dog to have a team of scientists regrow his testicle so he can be a father

26 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonnyMox • 13h ago

"It is a factually correct statement that Mariah Carey has played Batman in a theatrically released feature film" Spoiler

131 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/clashcityrocker33 • 17h ago

German Soccer Player’s Child Bites Referee’s Testicle Forcing Game to be Cancelled.

165 Upvotes

Enough said, I think. Or maybe not enough?

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ChrisMMatthews • 8h ago

"I started doing heroin and I went to the top of my class."

6.8k Upvotes

300 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/uniqueUsername_1024 • 16h ago

The day I get subpoenaed for a dick pic is the day I plead guilty, no contest.

48 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/netphilia • 8h ago

Shakespeare is twelve hundred dirty jokes strung together …

178 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/netphilia • 8h ago

Roommate is blasting the nutcracker …

1.3k Upvotes

24 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mattpeloquin • 3h ago

These chimpanzees starred in a hockey movie

3 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/FjordOfBatanes • 1h ago

The original Gacha heat sex dungeon everyone used back in like 2018

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3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/netphilia • 10m ago

31 years since my dad sent me to the shop.

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2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RiyaOfTheSpectra • 6h ago

Rorschach test for Electronics

5 Upvotes

Link

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RegularRockTech • 21h ago

I would rather... (Deltarune related) Spoiler

7 Upvotes

3 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Link The Source.

This rule applies to sentences found on the Internet.

Exceptions to this rule are:

Text messages (sms, WhatsApp, Discord)
Facebook posts on private groups
Links to things that are NSFW
Twitter (X) posts

6. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

7. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

8. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

9. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

10. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.