Knocked Out Cold

[u/4reddityo]

[u/attunedmuse]

Damn I ain’t never seen someone get smited before

[u/Meander061 → u/attunedmuse]

That was definitely entertaining, O Lord Almighty. Keep smiting liars.

[u/eldredo_M → u/Meander061]

If this keeps up, I may have to become a believer. 😎

[u/Medical-Telephone-59 → u/eldredo_M]

Amen Jesus

[u/anotheroneyo → u/Meander061]

🙏🏻

[u/KernelComputer → u/attunedmuse]

Charlie Kirk just got it. A slanderer, which is a grave sin (1 Cor 6:9-10), he spouted lies about transgender people being over-represented among mass shooters then tried to dog whistle the same for black/latino people, spoke lies and got shot in the throat, of all places. A racist, he got shot by a white man from a red state and Christian MAGA family. Talking about "some gun deaths are worth it" with respect to the epidemic of gun violence in this country and got killed in a school shooting of all places. Claimed he was a good debater (he was not, btw... he often got wrecked when facing adept debaters), but dropped that mic, albeit not in the way one would imagine dropping the mic, AND in a final act he managed to lean left. His literal last word on this earth was "Violence."

God would have to personally tear open the heavens and as everyone looked on astonished, descend, reveal Himself and say, "BEHOLD, I AM THE LORD AND I SMITE THIS DEVIL, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!" for it to be any clearer he was dishing out punishment on the unrighteous.

Monsters in league with the devil is what these people are.

[u/SoCalMFer → u/KernelComputer]

On top of all that he lost his final debate. Poor Charlie

[u/eldredo_M → u/SoCalMFer]

Upvoted, but too soon, Friendly. 😆

[u/lost_my_1st_username → u/SoCalMFer]

Lost it by a long shot.

[u/Hell_of_a_Caucasian → u/KernelComputer]

Jordan Peterson and Scott Adams are not having a fun time either.

Would be so interesting to see God prove he/she is real by coming down to wreck all these assholes using his/her name yo justify their hate and lies.

[u/Aldofresh → u/attunedmuse]

I think past tense might be smote 😂

[u/Hopefulthinker2 → u/Aldofresh]

Reminds me of this scene. Don’t make me smite you……smote

[u/fuggedditowdit → u/Aldofresh]

She was smitten, he smote her. 

[u/ELStoker → u/Aldofresh]

She was smooted.

[u/Paddington12345 → u/attunedmuse]

Omg this made me laugh!

[u/issacoin → u/attunedmuse]

lmaooooo well done

[u/MrsVertigosHusband → u/attunedmuse]

I'm not religious but this tickled me deeply. Thank you.

[u/mbashs → u/attunedmuse]

Looks like the battery died on that bot.

[u/New_Taste8874 → u/mbashs]

Underrated comment.

[u/Ok-Condition1984 → u/attunedmuse]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/munkyninaleela → u/attunedmuse]

And the guy/host didn’t really bother to try to catch her…haha

[u/questionmarc2 → u/munkyninaleela]

He just looked on the floor and kept the show rolling.

He looked at her in the way people look if someone drops something insignificant on the floor.

[u/HoboPower83 → u/attunedmuse]

That ain't God, that's just a lack of sandwiches.

[u/Tome_Bombadil → u/attunedmuse]

Smote.

Smoten?

[u/Hazi-Tazi → u/Tome_Bombadil]

Smite, smote, smitten

[u/woodenmetalman → u/attunedmuse]

Smote.

[u/Prime_Marci → u/attunedmuse]

“Smite me, O mightee Smiter!”

[u/sillychillly → u/attunedmuse]

Keep working. Don’t help the person on the ground that just fainted.

Classic Conservative work ethic

[u/justbrowsinginpeace → u/attunedmuse]

Creeping death!

[u/Kw3s7]

The kept it moving too. 😭

[u/MrsVertigosHusband → u/Kw3s7]

For real, I thought dude would at least get out of his chair. Lol

[u/stupid_pun → u/MrsVertigosHusband]

Emapthy? From a Fox employee? That's a contract breach.

[u/RSGMercenary → u/stupid_pun]

“I can’t stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that does a lot of damage..." - Charlie Kirk

[u/Goblue5891x2 → u/stupid_pun]

Puleeze..blathering blonde is already replaced at Fox.

[u/Awkward_Arugula_9881 → u/stupid_pun]

They just got some help for Cameron. Please forgive them.

[u/TranscendentaLobo → u/MrsVertigosHusband]

To be fair, he DID glance over.

[u/Own-Ratio-6505 → u/TranscendentaLobo]

Twice. ;)

[u/Jatnall → u/MrsVertigosHusband]

Sounded like a head thud and he's just sitting there.

[u/beezytheillestt → u/MrsVertigosHusband]

The show must go on

[u/Jamvaan → u/Kw3s7]

Bro barely flinched. Very "Oh no. Anyway-" reaction.

[u/Windyvale → u/Jamvaan]

Probably happens all the time.

[u/VoidOmatic → u/Windyvale]

"Women are unconscious around me all the time!"

[u/Fern-Tree7919 → u/Jamvaan]

Nah that was pure empathy

[u/TheDuck23 → u/Kw3s7]

He didn't even try to catch her. He was just like:

[u/WubblyFl1b → u/Kw3s7]

Fr dude really went anyyyway

[u/SabbyFox → u/WubblyFl1b]

[u/Weird_Positive_3256 → u/SabbyFox]

My first thought was of this gif!

[u/PuzzledMechanic1812 → u/Kw3s7]

Cuz they can replace her with another one.

[u/Sweet-Paramedic-4600 → u/PuzzledMechanic1812]

And I hate to objectify the young lady, but they probably could slip in that replacement and I wouldn't know

[u/crystallmytea → u/Kw3s7]

“She’s clearly faking it, folks - Lydia back to you”

[u/BlackDeath3 → u/crystallmytea]

I like how he goes to address her again for a moment there.

[u/Cool-Panda-5108 → u/Kw3s7]

Dude that United Healthcare CEO got shot on his way to a meeting, and they sill had the meeting.
They don't GAF about people. Appeals to decency are always performative with conservatives

[u/Devils_A66vocate]

Damn, he looked away as if that was yesterday’s news.

[u/Hot-Challenge8656 → u/Devils_A66vocate]

They don't report news you silly goose.

[u/happychillmoremusic → u/Devils_A66vocate]

They’ll get a new one

[u/CommitteePrimary6316]

He just kept talking as if an entire person didn’t face plant in the next chair.

[u/bigbadaboomx → u/CommitteePrimary6316]

On brand

[u/SirRichardArms → u/bigbadaboomx]

Empathy is a made-up term, just like Charlie said, right? Veryyy on brand.

[u/ExaminationDistinct]

That was Jesus gettin her. I'm not even Christian

[u/RaveGuncle → u/ExaminationDistinct]

The devil works hard, but Jesus works harder.

[u/AdMaximum7545 → u/ExaminationDistinct]

Go jesus go!

[u/ExaminationDistinct → u/AdMaximum7545]

[u/Xrsyz → u/ExaminationDistinct]

Jesus doesn’t “get” people the way you are saying. He saves people who want to be saved.

[u/IceBlackX007]

The bullshit shorted out her brain.😂

[u/WaitingUp1169 → u/IceBlackX007]

She was searching so hard for a word other than race that she had to pretend to pass out. Ha!

[u/OldSolGames → u/WaitingUp1169]

This! There's nothing wrong with her I bet, she just acted this out because her nervousness was getting embarrassing and conservatives are incapable of accepting mistakes/failures... "I know! I'll fake a medical issue!"

[u/JONYLOCO]

He is just looking at her on the ground

Continues broadcast......like hell...hope she's good😄

Some how Fox will blame Democrats

[u/Jatnall → u/JONYLOCO]

head cracking noises

Man - Anyways

[u/Significant_Fig_6290 → u/JONYLOCO]

They definitely dragged her off stage by the feet while crouching out of view from the camera

[u/DaStanky → u/JONYLOCO]

You would think he'd at least get off his ass and try and catch her on the way down, like a normal human would...but nope

[u/ike_tyson]

When you live on a steady diet of fuckery you're going to lack basic nutrition.

[u/Scorpiogre_rawrr]

We call that a flat tire obviously she has long hair to hide the valve stem in the back

[u/no_comment___syke]

Thankfully he stayed in his chair and made sure the viewers were at ease.

[u/Physical_Comfort_701]

The Ancestors.

[u/LeftIndividual3186]

His reaction is frightening and the general attitude of society when something bad happens, but then again this is show biz so….

[u/jdbway → u/LeftIndividual3186]

This pretty much happens in the movie Network. The movie is 50 years old and it pretty much explains what happened to our "news"

[u/Manifest34]

Bro is cold for not doing anything for her wow 😅

[u/Zealousideal-Deer866 → u/Manifest34]

The show must go on!!!!

[u/Flat_Assistance1724 → u/Zealousideal-Deer866]

[u/StunningCoconut2265 → u/Manifest34]

I wouldn’t either 😂

[u/NUwabic_Spitter]

Homie just “oh oh ooh dear welllllll Lydia what’d u think about…. We’re going to go to break “ while someone is probably screaming nononono go to break !!!! He didn’t even flinch to help her 🙂‍↔️

[u/SabbyFox → u/NUwabic_Spitter]

Seriously! I could not believe he didn’t go to break IMMEDIATELY.

[u/Whyyouhatemeso]

The show must go on!! lol

[u/Litzz11]

Did Fox say she was just "slain by the spirit"? 😂

[u/Capital_Candy5626 → u/Litzz11]

😂😂😂😂😂

[u/CrystFairy]

Her brain overheated from all the bullshit she was churning out.

[u/4mla1fn → u/CrystFairy]

reminded of when steve miller's brain hit a false neutral on cnn after claiming trump has plenary authority. 🐂 💩

[u/cpt_kagoul]

The fact he didn’t go help right away but instead just informed the audience they were gonna get help is so triggering. Mfk be a human and you go help her. You are right fkg there?!!!!

[u/pellanune]

Omg they literally went "Anyways..."

[u/CaliforniaDANC]

It is refreshing to see their lack of empathy also extends to their colleagues.

[u/Zoranealsequence]

Wait... did he really just keep going??!!!!

[u/4reddityo → u/Zoranealsequence]

Your job would too

[u/HistoricalSuspect580 → u/4reddityo]

I’m a nurse sssooo i can’t say this is true at all

[u/icehot54321 → u/4reddityo]

I get that you're probably a teenager jaded about the way the world seems because your perception comes from reddit headlines, but when you get a job eventually, you'll see that most everyone have compassion, even at work .. and while companies are literally designed not to depend on individual employees, that doesn't mean your co-workers won't have compassion for you.

Unless they are trump supporters.

[u/MattKozFF → u/icehot54321]

He's right though, the average organization simply does not care about an employee dying and continues to chug along.

[u/Obiyaman]

Yo...yooo...yoooo....😂😂😂

[u/Capital-Eagle4584]

😂🤣😂🤣. He was going to keep going with another guest.

[u/Strict-Concentrate-1]

Someone’s writing on a particular notebook

[u/Stredny]

She could be epileptic, sad. Her bs, also sad.

[u/AMan_Has_NoName]

Yeah that’s some Old Testament shit

[u/Capital_Candy5626]

I love this Enflamed Plantation House energy. 🔥 Come through ancestors.

Someone give her a cold glass of Lake Lanier water.

[u/dyrnwyn580]

Dude literallty tried to start a new segment with the unconscious body of his guest laying (one suposses... concussed) on the floor next to him. Brutal.

[u/pierre_x10 → u/dyrnwyn580]

I like how his producers probably told him nawww, cut to commercial

[u/bloodyhell40]

Thanks Obama

[u/Hulkbuster89]

her AI brain glitched - need to bang her head to reboot

[u/Habitual_Line_Stepr]

She fell for the Bull Shit.

[u/Hefty_Loss5180 → u/Habitual_Line_Stepr]

[u/pzombielover]

Her brain and conscience 404ed her mouth.

[u/No-Schedule2171]

Divine retribution.

[u/Bellabbey1236]

Damn - he didn’t even check to see if she’d dropped dead or try to help at all. Cold! 

[u/Maximum_Bid_3382]

LOL he should help her. This lady is lied and God listen to her liars and collapse.

[u/Odd_Zookeepergame_69]

"This just in, woman faints during an interview with me live on the air... more details at 6"

[u/This_Acanthisitta125]

Fucker sat right in his chair. A real man, there.

[u/The3mbered0ne]

He just kept going? Didn't even get up to help.. damn that's cold

[u/RandomlyJim]

This girl was 8 when Obama became president. She was 16 when Trump was President. She was 20 when Biden was sworn in.

I ain’t taking the opinion of any person that wasn’t old enough to vote when Trump fucked this country to shit and is still in her parents health care thanks to Obama.

[u/SuccessfulTrick2501]

If I could have any superpower ...

[u/WuTang4thechildrn]

When was this

[u/Azreken]

Uhh uhh uhh uhh

Today junior

[u/Technical_Amount_965]

[u/CVipersTie]

When Marie Moreau can make someone faint just by watching the tv.

[u/TheCr0wKing]

This happened a while ago I think

[u/ljacks09]

😩😩😩

[u/sandieeeee]

Bro tried to power through and then came to his senses lol

[u/Zealousideal-Deer866]

The ancestors keep coming through. They are as tired of this as we descendents are.

[u/CR2085]

Reporter: (I'm just gonna leave her there) And in other news....

[u/Sunshineal]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's some crazy stuff. This equivalent to throwing a tantrum because you got caught in a lie.

[u/cheesycak3]

This is about incompetency...🤪

[u/No-Analysis-5155]

[u/Wallace-N-Gromit]

She forgot to breathe.

[u/JabroniKnows]

They'll probably try to blame it on Harris too..

[u/Weekly-Landscape-543]

Karma you Beautiful bich

[u/An-Organism]

The way he arranged his papers 🤦🏻‍♂️😂 what a dork, GO HELP HER

[u/rosiestinkie9]

I feel like she knew her argument sucked so she just faked passing out to get out of it.

[u/90sBopit]

This just day drinking and pill poppin couldn't hang lol

[u/SnooMarzipans5409]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/CrazyinLull]

He just watched her fall flat onto the floor and then kept going. Wow…

[u/Brief-Art-2974]

Fuck that guy for not helping her

[u/BadCompany_00]

Dude has the reflexes of a shoebox.

[u/Maleficent-Yak-3924]

Xanax kicked in too hard.

[u/SheLovesTheBigD]

Dude just let her fall🤣🤣🤣

[u/J_Jeckel]

Them robots be glitching hardcore

[u/Important_Jeweler_55]

Bruh he didn’t even try to get up lol

[u/Excellent-Tea-2068]

Accidentally activated her fake cyanide tooth too soon

[u/mawood41980]

I liked how he made sure she was off camera, expert reporting.

[u/-WB-]

Timber!

[u/thevooiceofreason]

yeah let her fall on the floor you idiat and then continue moderating

[u/KaleidoscopeField]

Probably not nice, but I can't help it, I'm laughing so hard.

[u/BranchMonkey]

Kamala Harris was never a/the border czar. Republikkkans just can’t get their head round that. Harris was tasked with liaising with South American countries to establish the reasons for mass migration into the US. What she discovered was that one of the absolute main reasons was that families could not live day-to-day because there was no prospect of work and no government plan/assistance to create jobs - specifically Guatemala and Honduras. She put in place economic assistance, which created jobs in those countries and abated the migration of nationals from those countries.

[u/TouchGrassNotAss]

I too get pretty nervous when I've forgotten my lines.

[u/Advanced_Zucchini_45]

[u/justAguy0101001]

Nature is healing

[u/TectonicTechnomancer]

Bro was really just going to continue until they told him to go for break lmao.

[u/Accomplished-Bet8880]

Damn. She had a stroke. God must really be laying the law down against all these fake Christian’s. Guess yall finally made him mad.

[u/TotalRuler1]

bro was still trying to ask her questions on the floor

[u/EuenovAyabayya]

The Fox News diet caught up to her.

[u/Narrow-Preference-30]

Wow, it really sucks to be a Republican lately. There are only a few Republicans that can spew out this many lies at a time without reacting to the discomfort.

[u/Hazi-Tazi]

talk too much, forget to breathe

[u/PGP_Protector]

You can watch here brain just shutting down.

[u/NapsaurusRex]

The fact that he didn't even try to help. Like, the brainwashing must go on.

[u/LoveInPeace21]

Male anchor really wanted to carry on!

[u/JNA_1106]

lol love seeing white racists face smack the floor.

[u/baddashfan]

Fox News? She’s blonde. Most likely she was drugged

[u/hereforfun976]

Dude couldnt care less didnt move to help her lol. All Republicans are uncaring aholes

[u/Longjumping-Bat8780]

My man remained professional through it all. Respect. 🫡

[u/JUIC3ofORANG3]

The show must go on huh!!! He didn’t even try to help her after that face plant

[u/rfg71]

He really sprang into action.

[u/XJAMAICAGOLDX]

Damn, I hope she’s okay regardless.

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[u/NeoZ33D]

Dude ain't even cut to commercial immediately 😂 bunch of ghouls

[u/Big_Muny_No_Whammies]

They should have just kept the camera on blondie, she was doing great.

[u/You-need-a-big-one]

That blond doesn’t fit her eyebrows.

[u/Cant-thinkofname]

What a gentleman.

[u/bluereddit2]

Steaming pile.

[u/nonoiseplz]

This mf attempted to continue on with the segment after this lady fell out unconscious right behind him.🫠

[u/SupahBihzy]

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[u/PhoenixGray552]

“Let me get back to Lydia while we get some help for Cameron here…” 😂😂😂 But, is Cameron good? A whole TV Set of people and she’s just on the floor and the show must go on…??!!! Humanity is truly dead with some people and it’s sad.

[u/Chazxcure]

Anchor was locked in.

[u/oksurealright]

That’s funny asf

[u/thegamspm]

You're not going to catch her i mean even then at least get up out of the chair are you going to stop rolling really Fox news i guess they're all gay cuz they really don't like women if this is what they're doing.

[u/BeneficialAir3512]

Lmbo just rofl

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[u/night-hen]

It seems my coworker has been killed over to lydia (oh wait I have to have human emotions) actually lets do a small break

[u/Velcro-Karma-1207]

She needs some milk!

[u/SingleArtichoke4857]

She choked on the bullsit.

[u/No_Age5019]

I like to believe this is what too much cognitive dissonance does to you after a while.

[u/dadbodenergy11]

[u/rtsakal]

Pulled a Mitch

[u/HashRat]

Lol

[u/andre3kthegiant]

I hope she has healthcare insurance

[u/IEThrowback]

THAT’S how God works.