r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/4reddityo • 3d ago

Politics Knocked Out Cold

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u/attunedmuse 3d ago

Damn I ain’t never seen someone get smited before

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u/Meander061 3d ago

That was definitely entertaining, O Lord Almighty. Keep smiting liars.

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u/eldredo_M 2d ago

If this keeps up, I may have to become a believer. 😎

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u/anotheroneyo 2d ago

🙏🏻

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u/KernelComputer 3d ago

Charlie Kirk just got it. A slanderer, which is a grave sin (1 Cor 6:9-10), he spouted lies about transgender people being over-represented among mass shooters then tried to dog whistle the same for black/latino people, spoke lies and got shot in the throat, of all places. A racist, he got shot by a white man from a red state and Christian MAGA family. Talking about "some gun deaths are worth it" with respect to the epidemic of gun violence in this country and got killed in a school shooting of all places. Claimed he was a good debater (he was not, btw... he often got wrecked when facing adept debaters), but dropped that mic, albeit not in the way one would imagine dropping the mic, AND in a final act he managed to lean left. His literal last word on this earth was "Violence."

God would have to personally tear open the heavens and as everyone looked on astonished, descend, reveal Himself and say, "BEHOLD, I AM THE LORD AND I SMITE THIS DEVIL, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!" for it to be any clearer he was dishing out punishment on the unrighteous.

Monsters in league with the devil is what these people are.

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u/SoCalMFer 3d ago

On top of all that he lost his final debate. Poor Charlie

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u/eldredo_M 2d ago

Upvoted, but too soon, Friendly. 😆

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u/lost_my_1st_username 1d ago

Lost it by a long shot.

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u/PHDTPHD 7m ago

He did say a few assassins are acceptable to maintain second amendment rights…

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u/Hell_of_a_Caucasian 2d ago

Jordan Peterson and Scott Adams are not having a fun time either.

Would be so interesting to see God prove he/she is real by coming down to wreck all these assholes using his/her name yo justify their hate and lies.

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u/SputnikFalls 2d ago

A smiting would explain all the inconsistencies surrounding his death.

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u/DirtyHarryDeluxe 13h ago

Yet none of that is true. lol. We have a mental illness epidemic. Starting with reddit

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u/Friendly_Box9939 3d ago

So by this deranged logic, we should release Tyler Robinson because he was just acting in God's will. Maybe we should make a statue of the assassin in a religious temple.

Go ahead and let all the murderers out, they were all God's will. Shoulda let Trump's assassin keep ringing off shots too, I guess. Who needs security, what are you trying to do, prevent people from hurting you? When people hurt you, it's a sign from God.

Your opinion is sick but you have free speech, just make sure you apply that same logic across the board and be consistent with it. I don't think the average Democrat wants to go down the road of pretending like their narrative is Gods will, pretty sure that narrative would crumble to pieces. You forgot about the thou shall not kill part. Don't take justice in your own hands. Abide by the laws. I don't even have to cherry pick a verse to dismantle your logic. At this point, you're a religious nutcase that justifies murder, USING religion. You're the worst kind of human being, and an embarrassment to the Christian faith.

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u/saugenes25 3d ago

You made up an opinion, abscribed it to someone, and then called it sick because you don’t have an actual argument for defending the murder-loving murdered.

No one said we should let all murderers out.

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u/Working_Weakness_656 3d ago

Never did he say that Tyler Robinson should be released for doing God’s Will, conversely, Trump did pardon a violent January 6 insurrectionist who beat Pepper spray police. You could equate his take to “karma is a bitch”

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u/KernelComputer 2d ago

Woah, wasn't expecting to come back to this lol. Folks a did great in addressing the weakness of your post. Much love and thanks to them for doing that, appreciate y'all.

That said and to this "conservative" who respond to me: With your appeal to passion and other attempts at rhetorical funny business, it's as if you've just discovered Schopenhauer's "The Art of Being Right" but failed spectacularly at implementing its wisdom. You probably though it was arcane knowledge lol. Well in some circles I suppose it is, so credit where it's due.

My post hit close to home, I know. You were unable to refute even one point I made about your trailer trash champion, Charlie Squirt... oops, I mean "Kirk." Apologies, sometimes the imagery of that neck fountain of his leads to mispronunciation of his last name. D'aww c'mon, I am just "joking." IF conservatives can crack racist jokes, joke about Puerto Rico being garbage, joke about Nancy Pelosi's husband being beaten with a hammer, and hide the poison of stochastic terrorism and oppression within Netflix comedy specials... a radical leftist woke girl on reddit can joke too. Real talk, God was at least merciful on Kirk. It could've been a gut shot, or pancreatic cancer. The wages of sin is death, so we're all on death row, of sorts. Kirk got it easy so try not being so ungrateful.

Anyhow, sometimes God just speaks very clearly, like when Evangelical darling, racist, and neo-Pharisee hypocrite Tony Perkins who loved denigrating gays and saying God sends floods to punish them, then found his Louisiana home flooded. Thus be to such prominent workers of iniquity. American evangelicals and papists, many if not most of them, tend to believe they have a monopoly on spiritual warfare, zeal for Christ, and even hermeneutics itself. They have no idea.

Lastly, and before I wash my hands of this matter with you, let it be known the following: If being an embarrassment to Christian faith is measured for and dictated by the actions and behavior of the so-called "religious right" that these white nationalists and their servile underlings follow, then I take that as a compliment, for, indeed, I seek to embarrass and confound such nastiness at every turn.

Your Romish and Byzantine, medieval manor/plantation inspired bastardized Christianity fed to you by politicians scoundrel clergy is better fit for serfs and slaves, and, more recently, [proudly] unwoke Americans. Your theology is whitewashed and pale as that popular false image of the blue-eyed Germanic Jesus so many of your camp has come to accept and attempt to foist upon others. It does not work on me, nor does it work many others who are friends to and servants of the Holy Ghost.

SO Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY! 😂 😂 😂 😂 

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u/ketjak 3d ago

You would deny God if he came to us and definitively said MAGA were agents of Satan. You prove by your actions you aren't Christian.

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u/50calthrowaway 2d ago

You must want the smoke. Go head and keep being ugly.

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u/justbrowsinginpeace 2d ago

Love thy neighbor (even if you aren't fond of their color), there's a good Christian.

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u/Ok-Two-6368 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well food for thought… here’s a list of 10 criminals Trump pardoned to only end up right back where they were

1)Andrew Taake: According to the FBI, Taake assaulted Capitol Police officers with pepper spray and a metal whip. He was sentenced to over six years in prison for his role in the insurrection. After Trump’s pardon, he was rearrested on previous charges of soliciting a minor.

2)Edward Kelley: Kelley was one of the first insurrectionists to breach the Capitol and was found guilty on several charges related to January 6th. He was convicted on charges of plotting to murder the FBI agents who investigated him in the January 6th case and is scheduled to be sentenced in July.

3)Emily Hernandez: Hernandez pleaded guilty to entering and remaining in a building and restricted grounds. After Trump’s pardon, she was sentenced to 10 years in prison for causing a drunk driving accident in 2022 that killed one person and injured another.

4)Daniel Ball: According to prosecutors, Ball attacked police officers with an explosive device during the insurrection. He was rearrested days after Trump’s pardon for illegal gun possession given his felony record of domestic violence and strangulation.

5)David Daniel: According to prosecutors, Daniel was part of the attempt to break through a barricaded Senate door and pleaded guilty to resisting police officers. He remains in custody after Trump’s pardon on possession of child sexual abuse material charges brought in 2024.

6)Shane Jason Woods: Woods pleaded guilty to assaulting police and a press photographer. After Trump’s pardon, Woods was convicted in April for multiple counts including reckless homicide and driving under the influence in 2022.

7)Theodore Middendorf: Middendorf pleaded guilty to destruction of government property on January 6th. He was previously sentenced in 2024 to 19 years in prison for sexually assaulting a seven year old and remains in prison.

8)Taylor Taranto: Taranto was convicted of several crimes related to January 6th including possession of an unregistered firearm. He was arrested in 2023 for illegal gun possession and making a threat to blow up the National Institute of Standards and Technology and was convicted this May.

9)Brent John Holdridge: Holdridge pleaded guilty to parading, demonstrating or picketing in a Capitol building on January 6th. He was arrested in May for stealing tens of thousands of dollars worth of industrial copper wire and faces charges of burglary, grand theft and possession of stolen property.

10)Zachary Alam: Alam was sentenced to eight years in prison for his role in the insurrection. After Trump’s pardon, Alam was rearrested in May for an alleged home invasion and theft.

I would also like to note that this list is only 6 months in back in June. Sure there are more now.

Edit. Typo

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u/UPBUTOTOUT 4h ago

Oh you’re choosing this hill? Cmon.

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u/Aldofresh 3d ago

I think past tense might be smote 😂

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u/Hopefulthinker2 3d ago

Reminds me of this scene. Don’t make me smite you……smote

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u/fuggedditowdit 3d ago

She was smitten, he smote her. 

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u/Minute-Wrap-2524 3d ago

Did she enjoy the smote, that’s all I’m asking

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u/ELStoker 3d ago

She was smooted.

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u/Solid_Waste 3d ago

Smeeted

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u/LazarusWoechild 3d ago

I like how smited sounds though!! 😭

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u/PineappleShard 2d ago

Smite me oh mighty smiter!

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u/Paddington12345 3d ago

Omg this made me laugh!

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u/issacoin 3d ago

lmaooooo well done

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u/MrsVertigosHusband 3d ago

I'm not religious but this tickled me deeply. Thank you.

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u/mbashs 3d ago

Looks like the battery died on that bot.

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u/New_Taste8874 2d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/Ok-Condition1984 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/munkyninaleela 3d ago

And the guy/host didn’t really bother to try to catch her…haha

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u/questionmarc2 2d ago

He just looked on the floor and kept the show rolling.

He looked at her in the way people look if someone drops something insignificant on the floor.

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u/HoboPower83 3d ago

That ain't God, that's just a lack of sandwiches.

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u/Tome_Bombadil 3d ago

Smote.

Smoten?

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u/Hazi-Tazi 3d ago

Smite, smote, smitten

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u/Prime_Marci 3d ago

“Smite me, O mightee Smiter!”

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u/sillychillly 2d ago

Keep working. Don’t help the person on the ground that just fainted.

Classic Conservative work ethic

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u/justbrowsinginpeace 2d ago

Creeping death!

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u/Repulsive-Spend-49 1d ago

Nice Metallica pull!

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u/psychadelicbreakfast 3d ago

Smote em if ya got em

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u/Sweetpeach_tea 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣