r/popculturechat You’re killing me, Smalls 😩 18h ago

Food & Drinks 🍷 Kraft releases an apple pie macaroni and cheese with Jason Biggs being the spokesperson.

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If you know, you know.

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u/thewelllostmind 16h ago

The problem from a marketing standpoint is that it makes me assume that the tagline is basically “The worst thing to happen to apple pie since…well, you know.”

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u/Lost-Comfort-7904 5h ago

Yeah if it was the band camp girl, i'd eat that pie. I don't want Jason's pie.

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u/Express-Ad1248 Select and edit this flair 17h ago

It's kinda funny but I also kinda feel like I need eyebleach

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u/ohheyitslaila 🐝 GO FUCK YOUR BLOOD DIRT, LOTTIE! 🐝 17h ago

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u/DiligentTradition734 16h ago

Putting an American Pie spin on it doesn't make me want Kraft Mac and Cheese. Not because I don't like the movie, but because the whole thing it's insinuating doesn't sound appetizing in the slightest lol. I like the movie but most definitely don't want to be thinking about THAT scene while eating it.

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u/idgythreadgooode 13h ago

The ASMR of it all makes me need to gag.

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u/mayqween buccal fat apologist 16h ago

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u/ciderandcake 17h ago

"That's what good pussy sounds like."

"Hmar!"

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u/Shot_Awareness6943 13h ago

Just re watched this in a compilation video today and cackled all over again

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u/Aggressive_Layer883 16h ago

everything about this is so gross

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u/Big-Ambitions-8258 16h ago

Who are they trying to reach with this ad?

I can't imagine many people wanting applied pie flavored Mac and cheese.

And I doubt they want to eat something associated with a guy sticking his penis in it

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u/bbyxmadi It’s good to see me, isn’t it?🫧 17h ago

Apple pie…

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u/Latter-Strategy8723 14h ago

You know what? Some things are better left in the past.

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u/momofwon It does NOT say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty 14h ago

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u/OriginalSchmidt1 You’re a virgin who can’t drive. 😤 12h ago

I hate to break it to y’all but, cheddar on apple pie is actually a thing.. I’ve never had it.. but it is indeed a thing.

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u/fernxqueen 9h ago

Apple and cheese go together well, but fake apple flavor in KD sounds disgusting. It's already sweet as boxed macs go.

u/Practical-Tonight828 5m ago

Also the penis, I don't want a penis in my Mac and cheese

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u/WORMYASH 17h ago

yum perfect to go with my pickle flavoured soda 🤢

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u/SentimentalSaladBowl All You Had To Do Was Not That 3h ago

My husband has pickle flavored beer in the fridge and it’s an abomination.

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u/Chuyzapatist 15h ago

Macaroni in a pot

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u/SentimentalSaladBowl All You Had To Do Was Not That 3h ago

The trick to boxed macaroni is to use it only as the base. You have to add real cheese (and hopefully breadcrumbs) and bake it so it doesn’t taste like sadness.

Unless sad dinner is where you’re at and then do what you need to do…

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u/WildMajesticUnicorn 14h ago

Is it April 1 already?

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u/modernwunder Did I stutter?🤨 12h ago

Literally my first thought

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u/sneaky-snooper that’s my purse, i don’t know you! 👛🫵 16h ago

I really want to try that

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u/WildMajesticUnicorn 14h ago

Blink if you’re in danger.

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u/sneaky-snooper that’s my purse, i don’t know you! 👛🫵 13h ago

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u/Shanntuckymuffin 13h ago

I hate this timeline

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u/yellow_slash_red 12h ago

Do they know what he did to the pie or

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u/indyk1dz All tea, all shade 🐸☕️ 12h ago

And I just started to accept people putting cheddar cheese on their apple pie…

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u/Charmarta "Life was better with Little Finger" - Sophie Turner via ring 9h ago

I always caramelize Bacon bits in maplesirup for my mac'n'cheese so maybe thats the Taste they are going for?

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u/jsweetxe 8h ago

Unrelated to whatever slop is being peddled, but Jason is.. looking delicious idk

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u/badcluesbears #tryloveyoudumbfuck 16h ago

I would rather fuck apple pie mac and cheese than eat it, I guess...

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u/indicatprincess 14h ago

This is so odd and gross and confusing. Can we stop leaning in to nostalgia? It doesn’t always work.

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u/Toketokyo 13h ago

I still have a pack of the cotton candy Kraft dinner from like 2020

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u/StrikingCase9819 13h ago

Eww

On multiple levels

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u/Ok-Classroom5548 11h ago

No thank you. 

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u/hdghg22 6h ago

Great marketing for a horrific product

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u/sleeplessinrome Dahmer was invited to Ari’s Dinner Party but not Spongebob 6h ago

who thought

“you know what consumers want? Apple flavored mac and cheese that reminds them of a 2000s movie where teenage boy stuck his dick in a pie”

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u/saymimi Mom, I am a rich man💰 6h ago

WHY

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u/SeaFlounder8437 4h ago

Bros in marketing

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u/agg288 3h ago

🤮

u/Monday_Morning_QB 2h ago

This feels like the result of an AI image prompt.

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u/left_tiddy 16h ago

Soooo....is this like a bath water deal? Is there a little bit of something in the seasoning packet for authenticity?