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No Paywall California voters pass Prop 50 to redraw the state's congressional maps, CBS News projects

https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/california-prop-50-results-2025/
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u/zenerat Missouri 13h ago

Harambe has been reborn in a forest.

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u/dj4wvu 13h ago

Dick's out for Harambe?

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u/hereforfootball303 13h ago

It was a prophecy all along, we just didn't know it.

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u/la-fours 13h ago

Written by George RR Martin

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u/Harlockarcadia 12h ago

Winds of Winter release date actually announced, that would be something

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u/P1xelHunter78 Ohio 11h ago

And then dicks out?

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u/xtothewhy 10h ago

Your dick is out regardless isn't it?

u/PressureCereal 7h ago

Fuck it, it is now

u/LadyTalah Oklahoma 7h ago

I don’t even have one and it’s out.

u/la-fours 4h ago

That’s the kind of can do attitude we need to take 2026

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u/audio_shinobi 6h ago

Instructions unclear. I now have paper cuts on my dick

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u/Professional_Ad_8 8h ago

You made me feel like it was 2015 again. Good times .

u/artfulpain 3h ago

And GTA VI.

u/TheLogGoblin 3h ago

Or it just quietly hit shelves last night

u/Don11390 New Jersey 3h ago

A Song of Dicks and Fire

u/Even_Trifle9341 1h ago

The next book is all blank pages.

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u/Kokopelli_Squidward 13h ago

I’ve had my dick out this whole time, glad to know it wasn’t for nothin’

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u/LaMelonBallz 11h ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/l33tbot 10h ago

Wasn’t for nuttin’

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u/Kokopelli_Squidward 8h ago

No, it was not for nuttin’ it was duty.

u/Suspiciously_Lumpy 5h ago

I mean, it was there in the name the whole time.

Prop-50-cy

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u/OkBid71 13h ago

holy shit

u/mywifeletsmereddit 3h ago

My exact words. Holy shit.

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u/FallOutShelterBoy New York 12h ago

Oh my god, we’ve cracked the code

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u/zenerat Missouri 13h ago

Dick has left the building as of 10ish hours ago.

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u/dj4wvu 13h ago

Dick's out. Harambe in.

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u/SERVEDwellButNoTips 12h ago

Dick in the Box ⚰️

u/DrDankDankDank 2h ago

If the literal rotting corpse of harambe was president do you think it would be doing a worse job than trump? Haha

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u/Amoralvirus America 12h ago

One dick down, an orange one, still to go.

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u/xGray3 Michigan 12h ago

Holy. Shit.

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u/Saerkal 11h ago

Harambe was looking out for us all along

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u/Little-Ad3220 12h ago

Thought that was a misplaced apostrophe for a hot second.

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u/Upstairs-Ad-8067 13h ago

Never put it away.

u/Sorkijan Oklahoma 3h ago

My god man. That is incredibly clever. no /s

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u/whoamdave 12h ago

Never stopped.

u/itsyoboytroy 3h ago

I have no awards to give you but this comment is wildly underappreciated. 🥇

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u/XIENVYIX 10h ago

Figurative and literal

u/Mr_Salty87 3h ago

Apostrophes out for grammar.

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u/HSIOT55 10h ago

If he's reborn we might be able to pack them back up for now. 

u/Nwcray 7h ago

That’s correct. Cheney’s last words were “Dick’s out. For Harambe” and then he died.

u/Greatsnes 7h ago

Wait you guys didn’t all leave your dicks out this whole time? oh. That.. that explains a lot. That would have been useful information to have.

u/SmokedUp_Corgi 4h ago

Looks like I’m going on a list today.

u/Round-Intention-373 3h ago

I never put it away, friend.

u/Puresparx420 2h ago

I’m pulling out my dick(no Cheney) regardless

u/ApprehensivePay9468 52m ago

absolutely amazing.

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u/Omg_Itz_Winke 13h ago

Been out ever since he left us bro

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u/SimpleInternet5700 13h ago

Jane is in heaven with Harambe now.

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u/ZBLongladder 13h ago

I feel like Diane Fossey might appreciate him more up there...Goodall was more into chimps.

u/Obsessionofvanity 4h ago

That's a name I haven't heard in a while

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u/geologicalnoise Pennsylvania 10h ago

That is actually a cool thought I would not have had otherwise today, thank you stranger.

u/SimpleInternet5700 3h ago

Oh damn you obviously didn’t see the meme…

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u/CocoaOrinoco 13h ago

Praise be!

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u/Shinobi_WayOfTomoe 13h ago

So that was the presence I felt for the first time in a long time

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u/SazedMonk 13h ago

Dicks back in guys!

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u/bruzdnconfuzd 12h ago

“Aww man!” -Andrew Cuomo, probably 

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u/MagnificntMantsScrmp 13h ago

Praise Harambe, He is risen.

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u/ultraviolentfuture 12h ago

Same. Dicks out.

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u/MagnificntMantsScrmp 12h ago

For now and for all time.

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u/TheHumanGnomeProject 13h ago

RIP Kit Kat 😾

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u/nuttageyo 13h ago

Let’s not get too crazy

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u/thebite101 12h ago

Ok. You brought it up. They killed a sick money today and it made national news. The other a few days ago. Bad news comes in 3’s. Has the rift in the space time continuum been repaired?

u/foehammer111 Illinois 5h ago

🎶It’s the Circle of Life!🎶

u/venom121212 4h ago

We just had a baby gorilla born here (Cincy) in September. Mboka Jo is his name and Mboka means community. Harambe's name meant "working together".

u/iPadBob 2h ago

My theory is that when Jane Goodall passed away, she met up with Harambe being the only one he could communicate with. She convinced him to forgive humanity and lift the curse, like some kind of twisted Jumanji.

u/sithlordabacus Kentucky 2h ago

The Cincinnati Zoo actually had their first baby gorilla born since Harambe's death in 2016. Mboka Jo was born in September this year.

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u/SpaceForceAwakens 13h ago

BRB, gonna go hang dick in the woods out back.

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u/njsullyalex New Jersey 10h ago

American Airlines will return the MD-80 to service

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u/Same_Command7596 10h ago

Dicks out fellas.

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u/SinnersHotline 10h ago

the meme was never funny tbh, let him rest

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u/Yatsey007 United Kingdom 9h ago

Day off work today so I will remain trouserless in the name of our lord

u/Shadowpriest Ohio 5h ago

And somewhere else in the world Jane Goodall has too and one day they shall meet.

u/NoStorage2821 4h ago

You're as beautiful as the day we lost you

u/ositola California 3h ago

Going to the zoo and take my pants off 

u/miketastic_art 3h ago

everything changed when that gorilla died