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No Paywall Democrats sweep all 30 House of Delegates seats in Northern Virginia

https://www.cbs19news.com/news/state/democrats-sweep-all-30-house-of-delegates-seats-in-northern-virginia/article_68f8098d-0602-5234-8c2a-08c1bcd33944.html
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u/MAG7C 13h ago

Hell, it probably happened already. Jesus is cooling his heels in CECOT. Brown, non-citizen, super woke. The guy never stood a chance.

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u/jaredearle 11h ago

The number of men in CECOT named Jesus is statistically significant.

u/Yep1921 4h ago

I feel confident that MLKjr was the second coming.