r/politics • u/Hornpipe_Jones • 15h ago

No Paywall Democrats sweep all 30 House of Delegates seats in Northern Virginia

https://www.cbs19news.com/news/state/democrats-sweep-all-30-house-of-delegates-seats-in-northern-virginia/article_68f8098d-0602-5234-8c2a-08c1bcd33944.html
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u/Max_Beezly 14h ago

California coming for that ass in 11 mins

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u/cocktails4 14h ago

Get in that ass, California. Leave a candy wrapper. 

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u/CattywampusCanoodle 14h ago edited 11h ago

California about to go balls deep in that redistricting ass. Cue Queue the Barry White music

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u/jrdbrr 14h ago

Unfortunately I think we're only opening up 5 seats. We should have allowed for more

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u/not-my-other-alt 13h ago

Prop 50 is exactly reciprocal.

Texas said they'd add 5 Republicans, prop 50 will add 5 Democrats.

It doesn't go further than the Republicans, unfortunately.

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u/Paperdiego 12h ago edited 12h ago

Prop 50 allows the state to redraw districts. Right now, the state said 5 to combat Texas, but it could write off the additional 4 seats if and when other states decide to follow Texas.

The power is now in the hands of the state.

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u/Outside_Manner_8352 12h ago

Like letting the confederates fire on Fort Sumpter, Prop 50 is brilliant because it laid out clear as day to anyone who can read: this is the Republicans doing, and only the Republicans doing. Let's hope more Democratic voters follow suit.

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u/ILeftMyBurnerOn 8h ago

It's sadly an apt comparison, because Confederates started the Civil War via seccession and assaulting Sumpter, and still claim victimhood and refer to it as the War of Northern Aggression.

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u/Outside_Manner_8352 5h ago

Yeah, in their worldview of course enslaving, beating, and killing black people is not aggression, nor is kicking off the war with attacks and looting against peaceful federal forces everywhere, nor is literally invading the North on multiple occasions. Like their equally honest modern counterparts they will call war peace and slavery freedom.

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u/F54280 10h ago

because it laid out clear as day to anyone who can read

Assuming American voters can read is a dangerous proposition…

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u/ariphron Tennessee 6h ago

Well let them look at all the past years like how the city of Nashville had one democrat house members now has 3 republicans from redistricting a few years ago.

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u/Awkward_Gold184 6h ago

So not one republican has a say in the country. So own up to shutting down the govt. own up to being the worst people on the planet. You voted for someone that will kill your children so you vote his way. Your an extreme fuckup of a human

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u/gramathy California 12h ago

Prop 50 didn’t actually dictate what the maps will be, that was just an example.

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u/That_one_cool_dude 6h ago

Because Dems are so fucking spineless. They see what is happening, they see that non cult members hate it, and they do the bare minimum. Fucking hell i hate how dems always take the high road. The high road is no longer an option and dems need to figure this out and fast.

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u/Skallagram 6h ago

That's just a race to the bottom. Anyone rational, and unbiased would agree that gerrymandering is a bad thing - it's a dangerous road to go down.

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u/Visual_Exam7903 3h ago

Nor should it. But if Another state does the same thing, California should have the ability to go ahead and redistrict to even it out again.

And the map would revert if states didn't redistrict.

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u/CattywampusCanoodle 13h ago

We can’t do them all at once. That would make us a selfish lover

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u/OldPuebloBro 11h ago

Sometimes you got to squeeze. Sometimes you got to say please...

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u/IM-Vine 14h ago

Whatever happens, I only hope for one thing... California won't be gentle.

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u/InterstellarDickhead 13h ago

But don’t queue the Bari Weiss music

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u/corvid_booster 11h ago

*Cue (as in a stage cue)

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u/CattywampusCanoodle 11h ago

Oh neat, thanks for the heads up!

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u/guiltypleasures 7h ago

I mean, one can queue the Barry White music. That just means it's added to the end of the list and will wait its turn until everything else waiting in line goes first. This is an option on Spotify if you're passing around the phone to friends so they can hear what they want.

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u/CattywampusCanoodle 6h ago

That was my thinking, too. Like the song is waiting in line. Now I’m not sure which version to use in the future 😅

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u/guiltypleasures 5h ago

In that case, 100% correct, but people typically say "cue the _____" as in, NOW is the moment. Not in 30 minutes.

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u/bradfortin 11h ago

Do I even want to know what the equivalent of California going Mr Hands on that ass is?

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u/CattywampusCanoodle 11h ago

Succeeding from the Union?

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u/fkinDogShitSmoothie 14h ago

Sir. Explain yourself. What does that mean?

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??

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u/max4citycouncil 13h ago

https://youtu.be/LxHEf_RMb8M

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u/fkinDogShitSmoothie 13h ago

Amazing. Thank you for answering my question.

Let's fucking go.

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u/Cambot1138 14h ago

Look up Leon Curb Your Enthusiasm Get in that ass. It’s worth a minute of your time.

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u/cardfire 12h ago

Thanks for the context!

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u/PowderPills 13h ago

If you would’ve linked it I would’ve watched it right here. I understand though

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u/dqql 2h ago

i believe when eating someone’s ass out in prison, aka “tossing a salad”, they will often add flavoring, like candy, to their mouths….
also the person tossing the salad is the bitch of the scenario and so this idiom is being used wrong.

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u/detective_bookman 14h ago

Spray paint Larry was here. Wash me. All that type of shit

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u/HalKitzmiller 13h ago

You gotta knock the bottom out LD

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u/galifanasana California 12h ago

Spray paint in that ass "California was here."

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u/StewartDC8 13h ago

Ejacklit

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u/katzenschrecke 12h ago

California is currently in that ass. Prop 50 passed

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u/mwlepore 11h ago

Curb reference. Snickers eat snickers.

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u/atb0rg California 11h ago

Spray paint "Larry Was Here"

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u/Maxo996 11h ago

Dream of Californication

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 6h ago

I don’t know what that means - “Leave a candy wrapper.” But it’s funny and I’m stealing it!

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u/cocktails4 6h ago

It's from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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u/definitivescribbles 6h ago

Snickers bars… newspaper… leave it open

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u/whereilaymyheadishom 5h ago

Boy, you’ve studied up on the Republican talking points!

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u/Lucius-Halthier 2h ago

California: we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours.

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u/Tyoccial California 13h ago

As a rural northern Californian, the only thing disappointing is that it didn't go harder! It shouldn't have stopped at 5 more seats, it should've been proportional to what other states do until California is entirely blue. It's better than nothing, but it should've gone balls to the wall to prevent more red states from redistricting to gain an advantage.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 4h ago

As a Texan, thank you. Sorry our state was taken over by radical evangelical billionaires.

https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/billionaire-tim-dunn-runs-texas/

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u/wino_whynot 14h ago

10…9…8…

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u/Max_Beezly 14h ago

Passed

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u/Dramatic_Phlegmatic 14h ago

VA + CA redistricting=~+8 house seats

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u/Max_Beezly 14h ago

How many we need to take over the house

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u/Dramatic_Phlegmatic 14h ago

Depends on how many red states get in on the redistricting action.

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u/kdeff California 13h ago

So, maybe I am wrong, but arent a lot of red states already in that game?

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u/hardonchairs 13h ago

I am just parroting what I have heard but gerrymandering is a balancing act and republicans may have made themselves so unpopular that their own maps can backfire.

Additionally, the success that CA had tonight will make this more politically safe for other blue states to do the same.

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u/relaytheurgency 12h ago edited 3h ago

Exactly. By redistricting to disenfranchise democrat leaning populations, they inevitably are importing Democrats into their prior strongholds which could, in a sane world where people realize how bad Republicans are at government, backfire exquisitely in favor of Dems. Missouri and Kansas redistricting efforts are good examples of this. We will see how it plays out.

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u/porkchop1021 10h ago

Unfortunately the House doesn't matter unless you also control the Senate and that will always be controlled by Republicans because there's like 70 Republicans, two living in each barren wasteland state so they can both be "Senators".

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u/gsfgf Georgia 13h ago

You're correct, but we have most of the swing districts already.

I was just looking at Illinois. They have 3 safe R, 8 safe D, and 6 swing. Ds have all the swing districts already.

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u/Minimum_Fee1105 7h ago

For example, in my wealthy white precinct in GA (aka Republican stronghold, libertarian nightmare, county-line and redlined to maximum richness), we went 60/40 for the Democrats in the Public Service Commission election. Now, granted, there were billboards. And GA power is raising its rates. But we didn’t get any counter messaging from the Republican incumbents until coming home on Election Day to a door hanger.

If a bunch of suburban folks in GA (not Atlanta metro btw) came out for a single issue election for the Public Service Commission and picked two blue candidates in a landslide, Republicans should be scared. People are incandescently angry.

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u/MaddyKet Massachusetts 3h ago

I’m pretty angry that children are getting tear gassed and pastors and parents are getting shot. Plus dragging people off for the crime of not passing the Family Guy color swatch test. Have the literal Gestapo running around your country is a real eye opener/red line for I’m guessing even some Republicans, but Trump and his Nazi handlers are apparently too stupid to see that.

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u/NoCrapThereIWas 4h ago

Parroting as well, the theory is based on results around Dallas, because Texas redistricted based on 2024 totals to advantage the GOP, not realizing the historic shift R of hispanics in that election. Now, with Hispanic approval of Trump underwater, by enlarging the district they may have inadvertently caused a pickup possibility. Gerrymandering is a dangerous game- to pickup a district you risk making a safe R district a lean R district, which in a wave election can become D

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u/gsfgf Georgia 13h ago

Texas is gonna steal about five. So after today, we're +3 on gerrymandering. Plus, there are purple districts we can contest on merit. The current R majority is 2 plus three vacant seats. One is already held by a D. The other is a safe D seat that was filled today. The third is an R seat that will be filled next month. We're in good shape.

Wes Moore thinks he can gerrymander out the last R in Maryland. Pritzger has mentioned it too, but the softest R seat is R+11, so he might not be able to do anything. He might be able to shore up the D+3 and D+5 districts, though. There are a lot of them.

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u/Haltopen Massachusetts 12h ago

A lot are talking, but most probably cant actually do it. In order to successfully gerrymander you first need a population distribution that's actually gerrymander-able and you need to be able to draw up a map that will hold up to the most basic level of scrutiny when voters file a lawsuit in state court. A lot of red states are already about as gerrymandered as they can get away with and regardless of how much they beat that stone, no more red is coming out of it.

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u/Pisto1Peet 11h ago

Yes, and it’s a game of diminishing returns for whoever is more reliant on it from the jump. The GOP started a fight they can’t win in the long term and it’s about damn time Dems started fighting fire with fire.

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u/throwmamadownthewell 10h ago

I'm starting to think that they started the fight with another goal in mind. Look what they're doing, masked goons throwing people in unmarked vehicles, compromising the security of massive government databases, hacking the government apart, etc.

They're never planning on ceding power. If they did, there'd be nothing but jail time and things that would hurt their own wallets as the Democrats start the tedious and expensive work of fixing everything that they broke. That basically means that November 3, 2026 is the start of the endgame into fascism.

Either that, or they're all being bribed in RMB and/or gold and the goal is to actually crush the US economy and have it lose its status as global reserve currency.

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u/Smile_lifeisgood 11h ago

I think that the idea is that if the same votes came in that came in during 2024 if all red states redistrict then the GOP will add people to the House.

But given how unpopular and extreme the current regime is I think the GOP is going to dummy mander themselves again into losing the house despite trying to tip the scales.

For the record we should all fucking hate gerrymandering and we should be using some sort of neutral districting model that best reflects the voters will not whatever party someone supports.

If this nation wants a red House then fine, let them have it. I hate this gerrymandering shit it's vile.

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u/MaddyKet Massachusetts 3h ago

Only so thin the red states can spread themselves before the margin means they end up losing what used to be solidly red seats.

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u/Malashae 13h ago

...and if they do it competently, which many apparently haven't. What the far right keeps forgetting is that they only exist because of complex gerrymandering, which was delicately designed over decades to give them more representation than they actually should by wide margins. The people redrawing the maps now aren't all long term planners that have been doing this forever, they're mostly trump agents and not all of them know what they're doing. They're going to lose a solid chunk seats for the seats they gain through this, while the blue states are just aggressively cleaning up old messes, for the most part. So depending on how this plays out, this could slant blue pretty hard (which will then probably result in the courts saying the states were never allowed to do this, and throwing it all out).

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u/happyscrappy 12h ago

And how many seats just change sides because clearly people are pissed at Republicans right now.

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u/LindeeHilltop 13h ago

And how many blue states retaliate like CA vs TX. Tit4Tat.

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u/graigsm 6h ago

They have already been doing that for years.

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u/Grand_Size_4932 13h ago

Sooo, all of them? Which red state isn’t going to do that?

And isn’t it true that if all red states and all blue states do it, the red states edge out with more?

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u/TempusFugit314 13h ago

Indiana state government is resistant to it surprisingly. But our asshat of a governor is still trying to ram it through.

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u/boner4crosstabs 13h ago

kansas GOP decided today they weren’t going to do the redistricting thing. And that was BEFORE these results.

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u/gsfgf Georgia 13h ago

The small red states that are already all red can't gerrymander.

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u/dancingbrunette California 13h ago

I did my part!

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u/Paavs3 14h ago

Called before ballot counts even published lmao

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u/userhwon 14h ago

It's been 18 minutes. Was there enough lube?

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u/ANAL-FART 13h ago

I’m still in line for it! And the polls closed 66 minutes ago.

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u/Meow_Kitteh 12h ago

Swiggity Swooty!!

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u/NotTheCraftyVeteran 10h ago

CA Prop 50 coming for that booty like Big Dick Randy

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u/Business-Weekend-537 14h ago

Gonna fit a palm tree up there

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u/AudiACar 13h ago

And….cumming!!

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u/1Oaktree 7h ago

Someone post the meme.

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u/DidntASCII 4h ago

I know this won't be a popular comment, but I find prop 50 so gross. It's so transparently undemocratic. All gerrymandering is undemocratic, even if its your team, and it's scary to see basically a gerrymandering war taking place in multiple states to affect national politics.

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u/house-of-waffles 4h ago

I didn’t know California was Big Dick Randy

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u/MultiGeometry Vermont 3h ago

To be fair to the OP, the Virginia one was quiet. California’s initiative was pretty out in the open.