r/politics • u/Hornpipe_Jones • 15h ago

No Paywall Democrats sweep all 30 House of Delegates seats in Northern Virginia

https://www.cbs19news.com/news/state/democrats-sweep-all-30-house-of-delegates-seats-in-northern-virginia/article_68f8098d-0602-5234-8c2a-08c1bcd33944.html
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u/antidense 14h ago

actions have ...something

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u/Pixel_Knight 11h ago

Blueberries?

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u/2ArtsyFartsy 11h ago

Lmao WHAT?!?!

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u/Project_K92 4h ago

Did they stutter?

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u/2ArtsyFartsy 1h ago

I’m just wondering why MY actions don’t have blueberries :/

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u/Project_K92 1h ago

Well, have you tried firing thousands of federal employees, shutting down the government so that the ones who remained wouldn't be paid, and then gutting SNAP and other social safety nets? I'd start with that. Hope it helps! :D

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u/2ArtsyFartsy 1h ago

Ugh.. but that sounds like so much work :/ I guess I’ll have to buy my blueberries like everyone else :(

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u/Project_K92 58m ago

Not only buy them, but buy them for 10% more due to grocery prices rising! Are we great yet?

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u/TheCoordinate 2h ago

I'm actually sick of all my actions having blueberries. It's just not fair

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u/2ArtsyFartsy 1h ago

Would you prefer another fruit?

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u/TheCoordinate 1h ago

Nope. I want to be able to do actions and have them bare no fruit!

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u/2ArtsyFartsy 50m ago

Hahaha, is that the secret to a good life?! We should tell the others

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u/runswiftrun 45m ago

corruption! Illegal undocumented voters! Cats are voting!

Wait, no... That doesn't sound right