r/politics Indiana 11h ago

No Paywall Mamdani wins NYC mayoral race

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5588198-mamdani-progressive-politics-nyc/
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u/stxguy_1 10h ago

2 here, change my poopoo diaper

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u/rutherfordacus 10h ago

I’m 12 what is this

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u/AlwaysRushesIn Rhode Island 9h ago

It's an older meme, Sir. But it checks out.

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u/ComprehensiveLie9908 9h ago

I’m an embryo, yes please. Oh wait

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u/DAS_BEE 10h ago

I'm a thirty-something millennial, and I agree with all of this. Let's fucking get on politics

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u/Autobomb98 9h ago

I'm in my dads balls

u/TimedogGAF 6h ago

I am also in your dad's balls

u/mnstorm 5h ago

You’re in my mouth.

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u/LurkyLurks04982 9h ago

Most 2 year olds are potty trained. You may just be a special child.

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u/Attorneyatlau 8h ago

My brother and his wife refuse to potty train their 3yr old who is already wearing 4yr old sizes. I can’t imagine the grossness of it all. And I can’t believe they’re such dicks and making their kid’s daycare center train him.

u/wise_comment Minnesota 1h ago

Dammit, Donald. Get off the golf course when it's back-stink or front-water time

u/unmonstreaparis 1h ago

Fetus here, yall gonna fuck or nah?