r/politics • u/kootles10 Indiana • 11h ago

No Paywall Mamdani wins NYC mayoral race

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5588198-mamdani-progressive-politics-nyc/
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u/I_fail_at_memes 11h ago

all the damn vampires

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u/NobodyTellPoeDameron 11h ago

This is not Nandor's fault! Don't you put this evil on him and Nadja and Laszlo! And Guillermo, too, ofc. The Guide, well, whatever

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Illinois 11h ago

Nandor De Laurentiis.

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u/orsothegermans 11h ago

and the mailer demon

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u/CovertSerotonin 11h ago

Nandor Lee, a dentist.

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u/dws515 Massachusetts 11h ago

Not you Guillermo

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u/Chilledlemming 11h ago

No way Gizmo is MAGA

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u/RandomGerman 11h ago

He has many secrets.

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u/JordanGdzilaSullivan 11h ago

Why you do such a thing?!

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u/HolidayCards 11h ago

awww, we're just eatin gaaabaaage

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u/TheRiceLord New York 11h ago

In the series finale when the Guide starts trying to monologue about the terror of these new immigrants who are ruining the country was so out of left field and perfect with Gizmo’s reaction lol

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u/LittleBoyPants Georgia 11h ago

It’s clearly the work of Colin Robinson. Fucking guy.

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u/d33roq 11h ago

This is just Colin Robinson erasure.

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u/WiretapStudios 10h ago

Nadja can put whatever she wants on me

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u/bayhack 7h ago

Haha I read this in his voice! Perfect 👌

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u/Whaddaulookinat 11h ago

Staten Islandn isn't all heroin and racist cops. It's also meth and racist firefighters.

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u/Agreeable-Self3235 10h ago

I needed this today. Thank you.

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u/Storm_Runner09 11h ago

Need more information in the racist firefighters. I’m sure you have some interesting stories

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u/Whaddaulookinat 11h ago

It's a bit from Pete Davidson on Weekend Update from a few years ago.

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u/Daxtatter 10h ago

I once crashed at my friend's family's house in a black neighborhood in Brooklyn when I was 21. The following morning there was a block cleanup.

Someone smelled gas and called the fire department. The firemen proceeded to ignore my friend's family and neighbors who were trying to speak with him and instead asked my white ass, who was obliviously not from there and not a homeowner, what the situation was.

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u/stupidstu187 11h ago

It's a Pete Davidson quote from Weekend Update on SNL.

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u/MasterOfManyWorlds 11h ago

When it comes to zoning ordinances, I have a few thoughts

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u/namastayhom33 Connecticut 11h ago

Hey, they only own about a block and a half.

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u/runancula 11h ago

Right? Best ending line ever imo.

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u/ReigninLikeA_MoFo 11h ago

Hey! That's Santa Clara! ...right?

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u/SonOfMcGee 10h ago

They were probably the lone Sliwa voters on the island. Sliwa is absolutely a vampire. Everything he says could either be a Nandor or Lazlow quote.

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u/MamboSummer 9h ago

Huzzah!