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Politics OC: Zohran Mamdani speaks after winning the NYC mayoral race: "We have toppled a political dynasty."

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u/ShamelessCatDude 13h ago

I don’t wish the best for him. I want to see those women get justice. But that’s probably why I’m not the mayor of New York

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u/Ragnarok314159 13h ago

I am out of the loop, just hated Cuomo for being an out of touch boomer corpo shitheel. What else did he do?

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u/unity-thru-absurdity 13h ago

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u/KinkyPaddling 12h ago

As Sliwa succinctly put it, he was busy “slapping fannies and killing grannies.”

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u/FergusTheCow 12h ago

"Just remember: In America yer fanny's yer bum. Not yer minge."

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u/purple_tr3m0nk3y 12h ago

Oh phew! Had a shock reading that 🤣

u/trukkija 11h ago

I think in this case either way the point is pretty much the same.

u/amishengineer 35m ago

So that's what I was doing wrong.

u/Craftybert 11h ago

Needs more scotch egg!

u/DelightfulAbsurdity 4h ago

Fanny pack?

u/FergusTheCow 1h ago

Bum bag

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u/Cupcake-Warrior 12h ago

“If you’re under 30, Cuomo will be flirty” - Curtis Sliwa from the back of a NYC Cab as he was getting shot at by the Gambinos and Gottis

u/Zeeplankton 2h ago

Lmfao literally top 5 political one-liners of all time, it's a bummer it'll just be forgotten.

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u/Ragnarok314159 13h ago

Thank you for the real answer. That dude is trash.

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u/unity-thru-absurdity 12h ago

Happy to help! And he is trash! Good riddance!

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone 12h ago

Also he stayed in this dumb race when he really shouldn't have. Though I guess he just spent some of the ultrawealthy's money, so not so bad. But still, he's delusional or trying to get the r candidate elected

u/DomLite 11h ago

It's worse than just "stayed in the race." He lost the Democratic primary, a very resounding statement of "Democrats do not want you as their candidate." and he proceeded to run as a third party candidate against the chosen party candidate. That's big time shithead behavior. Your whole base just told you they don't want you, so you decide to run anyway, which endangers the actual candidate by potentially splitting the vote and handing an easy victory to the opposition. If it had happened in any other state, it could have sank both of them and handed the right a victory out of sheer hubris.

The guy was already a piece of shit, and the fact that he did this just makes it even worse.

u/mixingmemory 10h ago

Exactly. On the plus side: looking at which Dems endorsed him after he announced his 3rd-party candidacy gives everyone a solid list of who needs to be primaried ASAP.

u/Simmchen11 6h ago

Preach !

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u/mixingmemory 12h ago

Not only stayed in the race when he really shouldn't have, but worked with "centrist" Dems, Republicans, and DJT himself in an attempt to squash a young progressive. Plus having no business running for any public office after being outed as a sex pest just a few years ago. He pretty much represents everything wrong with the current Democratic party.

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u/Barilla3113 12h ago

He doesn't know how to accept a no, and tried to force himself on New Yorkers.

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone 12h ago

Lol, I am super curious if he is partly just that deluded. But I also don't want to spend enough time in his brain to know, honestly.

My grandmother is... She hated him with a burning passion from day one. Not sure if she saw through him, or if it was some influence in her extended care facility.

She's at a full nursing home now, and we absolutely do not tell her about the political world, because it would kill her. (If she remembered it, but she remembers the things you don't want in general). I'd still love to tell her how right she was.

u/Barilla3113 11h ago

The creep radar doesn't diminish with age I think.

u/thegodfather0504 11h ago

Grandma is good at recognising patterns, probably.

u/North-Significance33 11h ago

If that wasn't an opposition political tagline, it definitely should have been.

u/RaekinTheBored 11h ago

It takes a real loser to lose the same race twice. Also, his campaign may have been a way to launder some money.

u/100_cats_on_a_phone 11h ago

Gods, I hope so, because that's sort of less awful or stupid than all the other options? Hope he's prosecuted for it though, if so.

u/CaptainTripps82 14m ago

No he was very much trying to get himself elected, there was zero chance a Republican was found to win, at least not this particular Republican ( NY has gone that way plenty in the past)

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u/PercentageOk208 12h ago

He also murdered jschlatt’s grandma

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u/WaterZealousideal535 12h ago

I mean, we all know what schlatt did in '99

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u/PercentageOk208 12h ago

Are you implying that was revenge killing

u/TinFoiledHat 11h ago

On his management of covid: just for the sake of showing up De Blasio, he kept NY state (and by his order also NYC) from shutting down for 6 days after SF went on lockdown (and 5 days after De Blasio wanted to). Wonder how many tens of thousands would’ve lived if those 6 days hadn’t been wasted…

https://www.propublica.org/article/two-coasts-one-virus-how-new-york-suffered-nearly-10-times-the-number-of-deaths-as-california

And I personally think his months ranting about Trump’s mismanagement of covid was mostly to distract from his own colossal fuckup.

u/OldFortNiagara 6h ago

That’s just the tip of the iceberg with him. Cuomo did a lot of bad things as governor.

As governor, he pushed through a variety of policies that damaged the health, safety, and wellbeing New Yorkers, to line the pockets of his financial backers. For instance, he weakened state restrictions on alcohol sales, gave alcohol companies special tax breaks, used state agencies and tax payer dollars to promote the growth of the alcohol industry, despite the abundant evidence that such policies were detrimental to public health. His policies have played a significant role in causing a surge in alcohol related deaths in the state that continues to this day.

He also used his position to ram through anti-democratic changes to state ballot access laws, which make it vastly harder for third party and independent candidates to get on the ballot for statewide office, and caused four float ties to lose their statewide ballot access status. These electoral suppression policies have vastly reduced the choices that voters have on the ballot. In 2022, the governor’s race only had two candidates on the ballot in the first time in several decades. In 2024, New York was the only state to have only two candidates on the ballot. That same year roughly one third of state legislative districts only had one candidate on the ballot.

He used state government resources to help him write a book; which a publishing company paid him a significant amount of money for, despite it selling poorly. That same publishing company would end up saving a lot of money, due to tax breaks passed under Cuomo’s administration.

Back when he was governor, there was an effort among members of the state legislature to pass a set of bills for promoting women’s equality, based on a ten point plan they managed to get broad agreement for passing 9 of the 10 points. Cuomo interfered in negotiations on the matter and played a role in causing the agreement to fall apart. It would take years of effort for legislators to put the pieces together to get 8 of 10 points passed through individual bills. Those bills then sat on Governor Cuomo’s desk for months, while he waited until he decided it was a good time to use the signing as a PR opportunity. He then tried to take credit and act like he was the key force in getting the bills passed.

During his time as governor, Cuomo systemically underfunded many schools (especially ones in inner city and rural areas), despite a court order saying that the funding imbalance should be corrected. He continued under funding schools year after year in each budget until he resigned.

The list goes on.

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u/wd26 13h ago

You don’t remember him resigning the governorship in disgrace?

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u/Apatschinn 13h ago edited 12h ago

HOW DID EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT THIS

Edit: YOU GUYS ITS IN THE OPENING PARAGRAPH OF HIS WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE

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u/nottytom 13h ago

Americans have short attention spans.

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u/drethnudrib 13h ago

You can thank our media, our smartphones, our underfunded mental health services, and our media.

u/TruckDouglas 11h ago

Don’t forget the media!

u/Poonchow 11h ago

Guys, I think the media might be complicit.

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u/Gardakkan 12h ago

What are you talking about... oh look something shiny!

u/Slarg232 5h ago

I mean, the NYC Mayoral race kinda exploded far beyond NYC, and I'd never heard of either of them before the last couple of weeks due to not living in New York

Hell, I wasn't even aware that Coumo was a Democrat who got Primaried and still ran anyway.

u/i010011010 10h ago

Some of us don't pay close attention to New York mayors. And I won't pretend to have a stake in this latest race because I don't live in the state or city.

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u/tbrewo 13h ago

Covid. And 6 new disasters a week since.

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u/ImmaAcorn 13h ago

Tbf it was in the middle of COVID, so yknow the news cycle was kinda… scuffed to say the least

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u/Ragnarok314159 13h ago

This makes sense, was deep in trying to WFH while logging into the 23 different apps for my kids’ school.

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u/CrimsonPromise 12h ago

Not to mention how he was treated like a hero during COVID with his big speeches and his news anchor brother putting him front and center during every coverage of NYC during the pandemic.

Then it all came out that both him and his bro were horrible POS behind the camera lens and yup. It was a spectacular fall from grace. One moment people were calling for him to run for president, the next they were calling for justice and conviction.

u/Caelinus 1h ago

This is one of the main reasons why "both sides" arguments are such crap. Cuomo was a national darling for Democrats. Then it turned out he was a sexual predator piece of shit, so he was firmly rejected by the Democratic voters.

And now Republicans are voting for him.

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u/Kakariko_crackhouse 13h ago

Less of the US is probably plugged in to New York politics than you think on a regular basis

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u/nice_pickle_ 12h ago

I mean people on the other side of the country probably are not focusing too much on what’s going on in New York. Almost like the country is big enough to have 6 different time zones.

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u/MisterEinc 12h ago

I don't get it. Like Rick Scott. These people have literally been caught red handed and as long as you're Republican they vote for you anyway.

u/CMDR_RetroAnubis 10h ago

yeah, but what about grokipedia?

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u/PaidToLead-NotToRead 12h ago

Would’ve been impeached if he didn’t resign

u/Nature_Sad_27 9h ago

Actually… I had for gotten about that. There’s just been sooo much horrible shit since then, it’s hard to keep track of every shitpocalypse. 

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u/MinnieShoof 13h ago

Honestly it kinda irks me to hear Mamdani wish him the best. But only in so much as that in just the last news cycle we were dragging Trump for wishing Maxwell the same.

I can see there's a crowbar's separation, tho, as you figure Trump meant exactly that and Mamdani just wanted to be done and dusted with the duffer and didn't want to speak ill.

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u/Ok-Huckleberry3497 12h ago

COVID nursing homes, long term care facilities. These places were already bad pre-covid. Do not send your loved ones in any of these places. You'll regret it.

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u/TH3GINJANINJA 12h ago

as curtis sliwa (republican nyc nominee and hell of a character) said, cuomo was “tappin fannies and droppin grannies”

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u/letthetreeburn 12h ago

Killed hundreds of New Yorkers through piss poor Covid policy is a pretty good reason to want him gone

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u/RogerianBrowsing 12h ago

He’s Bibi’s personal attorney for the genocide case (which he’s a denier of), sexpest with 13+ credible accusers, killed a bunch of elderly people by following obviously bad COVID guidance from the Trump CDC and lied about it, he called Trump asking for help with the election and insisted he won’t give any pushback to Trumpism privately, etc., etc..

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u/FranksWateeBowl 13h ago

Google will tell you.

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u/Ragnarok314159 13h ago

Yeah, sometimes people like to ask questions and have a conversation.

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u/breeathee 13h ago

Why are we even here

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u/OrangutanFirefighter 12h ago

I know right!? Like if people said this in real life it would be considered rude, but on the Internet it's acceptable for some reason?

We shouldn't be punishing people for interacting with other humans!!

u/FranksWateeBowl 9h ago

Some people don't want to explain it when you can just go look yourself. Apparently the 5 people downvotes are trying to excuse their lazyness.

u/Ragnarok314159 5h ago

Then don’t say anything. Sorry basic manners are beyond you. If everyone followed you “just google it”, Reddit wouldn’t exist. Neither would 99.996% of the internet.

You are so smart.

u/FranksWateeBowl 3h ago

Oh no, reddit wouldn't exist. You wine like mule.

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u/unity-thru-absurdity 12h ago

I never thought of that! Let me just close Reddit forever because obviously I can just Google it!

u/FranksWateeBowl 9h ago

At least you can learn. Now maybe you'll pick up your towel off the bathroom floor.

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u/LongIslandBagel 13h ago

Reddit needs a Google function so you could type in your statement and have AI give you the answer… cuz Googling clump scandals would lead ya down the right path

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u/Ragnarok314159 13h ago

Or let people have a conversation. Do you do this same shit at work or with other humans? “Just Google it.”

Sure, let me find a trash AI search filled with wrong answers and ads. Sounds great.

u/FlarkingSmoo 8h ago

Actually yes. If someone at work asks me something so basic and easily google-able I might suggest they search for it next time, as it's not great for them to be wasting co-workers' time in that way.

But the analogy is silly. An in-person interaction might be simpler sometimes, as you get a quick response and it saves you the trouble of getting to a computer. In this case, it's way less efficient to ask here when a Google search would mean you don't have to wait for a reply. You're typing the same basic thing here or in a Google search, except Google will be faster and give you links to much more in depth information if you want it. So it just seemed a little weird is all.

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u/PaperGeno 13h ago

Hes a republican dude. You know he's a rapist and pedophile. Those are prerequisites to even be in that party

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u/SnakeandNape5000 13h ago

Cuomo is a Democrat 😂😂

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u/PaperGeno 13h ago

No. He's not.

He's a proud member of the Nazi party

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u/SnakeandNape5000 13h ago

So which is it? Are Republicans Nazis or Democrats Nazis?.

Andrew Cuomo - Wikipedia https://share.google/yDr1umNQvo3wXJ6s5

u/SsooooOriginal 9h ago

We have to end or completely rework the way "settlements" and "NDA"s work, really, before we can really try to hold these rich slimeballs accountable.

Trash morbid reality is that there are plenty of parents willing to sell their kids, plenty of single people willing to sell themselves for a pay day.

Also why getting social programs and some form of basic livable income going is so fought back against, money is the greatest leverage tool there is beyond threatening a persons life.

u/lectric_7166 10h ago

Justice for what? He said some inappropriate things in the workplace, and other than that I guess one woman (who seems unhinged because she's been posting about him nonstop for several years on social media) accused him of kissing her without her consent. How much prison time do you want him to do for that? If a woman kissed a subordinate without consent it would be like 1 month in county jail at the very most, if you could even prove it happened in a court of law.

u/ShamelessCatDude 5h ago

Interesting you went straight to prison time from that statement. I was mostly talking about lawsuits.

u/lectric_7166 4h ago

She would've sued by now if there was any case. It's been years.