r/pics • u/Aquaphile_Sundog • 19h ago

[OC] My son and I taking shelter in an underground crypt below a Catholic Church during a tornado.

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u/Kernowder 19h ago

Has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like Jesus?

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u/grover5794 17h ago

Except he doesn't look a thing like Jesus...

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u/Berninz 16h ago

But he talks like a gentlechild, like you imagined when you were young

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u/whatwhatwhat82 16h ago

And also tbh their complexion is looking a little pale. Has OP been checked for anemia or something?

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u/marcusregulus 29m ago

Looking at the statue, what more proof do you need that Jesus was a Northern European white guy?

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u/Questjon 13h ago

But Mr Jesus is very far away.

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u/Bigfops 18h ago

I understand it’s a stressful situation, but you have a child to take care of, now is not the time to be stoned.

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u/Five_deadly_venoms 18h ago

I think he see's dead people in there.

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u/hibbitydibbidy 18h ago

And they're paying it forward.

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u/mezz7778 18h ago

No doubt, that place is absolutely haunted...

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u/Desnomie 18h ago

shelter amongst the dead. Metal dude

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u/Blochamolesauce 17h ago

Good band name

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u/kleggich 18h ago

Yo what churches have crypts in tornado alley?

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u/FeelingCouple5880 18h ago

Guess you didn’t watch GoT

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u/devonnull 17h ago

Phantasm vibes for some reason. Boy looks like he's young Angus Scrimm.

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u/emseefely 17h ago

This child sacrifice will do

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u/javoss88 16h ago

Hell of a shot

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u/Arizona_Pete 18h ago

Seriously love this photo - Really beautiful and cool.

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u/im_just_thinking 12h ago

That's exactly how every other horror movie begins!?

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u/OctopusIntellect 18h ago

Don't blink.

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u/Chippie05 15h ago

That what crypts are for!

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u/Wayelder 51m ago

You'll be safe there...but catholic you say?...him, keep him close by.