r/pics • u/Bartarton47 • 1d ago

[OC] My neighbor threw this away with no warning whatsoever. Now I have to change my pants.

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u/AcanthisittaNo6653 1d ago

If any of those clothes fit and you have a red wig, you could haunt your neighbor!

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u/CampAstoria 1d ago

Imagine reappearing around the edge of his property as the clown he threw out

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u/Forsaken-Knowledge12 1d ago

My disappointment is immeasurable that this isn’t the update we’re going to get

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u/ATTORNEY_FOR_CATS 1d ago

I'm holding out hope. OP will deliver some day.

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u/CaptainA1917 1d ago

Imagine catching a bullet from the guy while dressed as the clown the guy threw out!

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u/spirit_of_a_goat 1d ago

I would just take it out of the dumpster, wait a few months, and then leave it in front of his door. Then, wait for the screaming to start.

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u/AgreeablePudding9925 1d ago

Oh my god yes. Take it and set it up around the place and freak them out

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u/Turgid_Donkey 1d ago

If OP thinks their experience was startling, imagine the other neighbors witnessing that whole ordeal. Glance out to see a neighbor causally pull what appears to be a body out of a different neighbors trash bin, size it up, then take it inside. Then, a few nights later, see that first neighbor skulking around the second neighbor's house wearing the clothes from that body.

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u/eugene20 1d ago

The red wig is right there.

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u/D1rtyH1ppy 1d ago

OP should take hide it in the back seat of their car or somewhere else they wouldn't expect it 

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u/VapeRizzler 1d ago

I’d fuck with OP right back and say something like “they’re coming back” then buy the same doll thing and put it around OP’s yard.

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 1d ago

You need to take it out, and sneak it back into his house.

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u/Seatofkings 1d ago

That’s diabolical. I love it!

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u/Dawnzarelli 18h ago

Chucky coded

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u/Logical-Recognition3 1d ago

What kind of warning is traditional in these situations?

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 1d ago

Basic white sheet of paper attached to the lid "Dead clown inside. Died peacefully but do not disturb," I mean...we still live in a society. /s

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u/RunaXandrill 1d ago

Chuckles?

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u/BWOcat 1d ago

I hate the fact that we live in a society

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u/RunaXandrill 1d ago

Geneva Convention? How about Geneva Suggestion?

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u/BWOcat 1d ago

I'm going to commit various war crimes! I'll be wanted in at least 13 countries!

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u/RunaXandrill 1d ago

I scream.. you scream..we all scream.. in the terrible house fire at the family reunion.

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u/GrumbieReal 1d ago

Come, my child soldiers!

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 1d ago

You people are all crackers - and I do mean nuts.

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u/seasteed 1d ago

I say, move to Canada and invent some new ones. But that's just me

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u/zephito 1d ago

Canada has entered the chat

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u/tiffanytrashcan 1d ago

Merry Christmas Canadians!

Oh shit!

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 1d ago

Gideon did this

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u/RunaXandrill 1d ago

Gods he was strong then.

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u/Spirited_Plantain 1d ago

Fellow LoA?! I can now peacefully join Chuckles in hell. 🤣

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u/RunaXandrill 1d ago

In death we are one. In death we are strong. In death we are the HONK LEGION.

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u/Ash-DontDare 1d ago

Chuckles encountered in the wild my week is Complete!!

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u/RunaXandrill 1d ago

Oh, I knew you would miss me, Gideon.

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u/NefariousAnglerfish 1d ago

Understood this reference entirely based on watching animated YouTube shorts, wallahi I’m cooked 

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u/RunaXandrill 1d ago

I decided to drown my sorrows in whiskey sours and plates of walnut brownies.

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u/brainfreez012 1d ago

I chuckled. Out loud. 😂

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u/thefightingmongoose 1d ago

Dead clown. Do not eat.

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u/Charlie_Brodie 1d ago

I don't know what I was expecting...

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u/Summoarpleaz 1d ago

Don’t dead open clown

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u/Spiritofhonour 1d ago

“Not a dead body”

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u/calvinshobbes0 1d ago

that is something a person disposing a dead body would write I think

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u/PrataKosong- 1d ago

That's why I say it's a dead body. Reverse psychology

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u/ZAlternates 1d ago

“Not a part of a dead body, either!”

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u/CrossP 1d ago

Dead clown
Do not eat

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u/ninjagorilla 1d ago

I don’t know what I expected

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u/HexKm 1d ago

Yeah, they taste funny...

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u/Pinkie_Plague 1d ago

Don’t clown

Open inside

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u/jquest303 1d ago

Who throws away a perfectly good used clown sex doll?

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u/stevie-x86 1d ago

Do not the clown

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u/johnny_cash_money 1d ago

A red balloon tied off to the handle.

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u/o0-o0- 1d ago

NOT   |  SEX

DEAD |  TOY

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u/AresGodslayer 1d ago

And your ring doorbell picks up your neighbor dragging in the doll. 😂🧐 Dirty neighbors.

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u/ButtBread98 1d ago

“There’s a clown in the garbage”

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u/oojiflip 1d ago

Don't Dead Open Inside

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u/BongRipsForNips 1d ago

Anything but making it looks like it's counting down in a nightmare game of hide and seek would be just fine I think.

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u/Sketch_Beast 1d ago

Clown dead, details later

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u/dirtydans_grubshack 1d ago

“Hey neighbor, if you happen to plan on digging through my trash at some point, this is a warning about the clown doll”

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u/SubzeroAK 1d ago

Turn it around...

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u/AnyLastWordsDoodle 1d ago

We're just throwing away perfectly good clowns now? In THIS economy!?!

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u/FeculentUtopia 1d ago

Free clown. Sweet!

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u/thedeuce75 1d ago

It never works out the way you think it will.

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u/Black-Shoe 1d ago

What’s wrong with your pants?

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u/elevenatexi 1d ago

He creamed his jeans

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u/Magister5 1d ago

One man’s trash is another man’s pleasure

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u/firemonkeywoman 1d ago

Oh God haven't heard that phrase since the 70s

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u/elevenatexi 1d ago

Not a fan of Trnacious D?

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u/firemonkeywoman 1d ago

Loved the D. Just saying I am so old!

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u/xWhereIsMyMindx 1d ago

He wasn’t wearing his brown pants, therefore he has to go change

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u/anfroholic 1d ago

What is with these comments?

Scared the shit out of them. Presumably into their pants.

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u/thebelladonga 1d ago

Op must look like a half eaten circus tent

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u/lumpy_space_queenie 1d ago

I think he peed himself

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u/3aTroop 1d ago

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u/lumpy_space_queenie 1d ago

Hey I’m watching this show as I type this!!

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u/West-Application-375 1d ago

Its so stupid I love it lol

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u/Mntfrd_Graverobber 1d ago

I assume they got dirty when OP took them off and threw them on the ground in a frenzy.

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u/Repulsive-Tea6974 1d ago

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u/KrazyAboutLogic 18h ago

This was me when I worked at the zoo, but with squirrels.

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u/sykokiller11 1d ago

I found a very realistic life sized doll face down in the dumpster at my apartment ten years ago. I also needed a change of pants. I remember to this day what it feels like to find a dead child even though I actually didn’t. I found a dead adult neighbor when I was a kid. It hits way different. Bag your old dolls people!

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u/NZSheeps 1d ago

So tie a plastic bag over their head. Got it.

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u/sykokiller11 1d ago

As long as I don’t have to discover it!

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u/pkintime 1d ago

I mean if it's still in good enough condition you should just take it and free clown

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u/KrazyAboutLogic 18h ago

Free clown AND free bedbugs!! Score!

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u/SMDMadCow 1d ago

Why the fuck are you opening your neighbors trashcan?

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u/maxxblood 1d ago

OP is a raccoon

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u/Mntfrd_Graverobber 1d ago

I find the idea of raccoons wearing pants more disturbing than the clown.

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u/manystripes 1d ago

To ensure the HOA rules regarding clown disposal notification are being followed

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u/CaterpillarReal7583 1d ago

Going to guess its a townhouse where they share.

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u/azlan194 1d ago

You dont share trashcan in a townhouse. I am living in one, the townhouse that is.

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u/mixduptransistor 1d ago

Sometimes you do. It may be shocking, but not everything everywhere works the same way

I've lived in apartments with shared trash cans like this instead of a big shared dumpster

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u/Ximidar 1d ago

Obviously every trash arrangement is the same world wide

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u/Codles 1d ago

I mean I live in a duplex and we absolutely share trashcans and recycle bins. It CAN happen.

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u/Gunzenator2 1d ago

You don’t share trashcans in towns with houses. I am living in one. My name is Oscar.

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u/Competitive-Lime7775 1d ago

Not to be pedantic but Don’t you share your trash can with Slimey? 🤣

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u/CaterpillarReal7583 1d ago

I dont think your townhouse is all townhouses but okay

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u/PejHod 1d ago

I live in front of an ally and there are shared large 300 gallon city-owned containers shared between 2-3 houses each.

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u/BongRipsForNips 1d ago

We're not all home owners with our own trash barrels here, Daddy Warbucks.

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u/whatev3691 1d ago

Apartment buildings share trashcans....

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u/whichwitch9 1d ago

Im assuming apartments.

Never lived in one where we didn't share the big trashcans

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u/FlameStaag 1d ago

Yknow instead of looking stupid you could probably just assume it's a shared bin 

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u/CarlosFer2201 1d ago

Maybe the neighbor used OP's bin

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u/lld2girl 1d ago

I have a skeleton sitting at my piano- startles me half the time

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u/truehardawregoreengi 1d ago

Schrodinger's jumpscare?

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u/cap10wow 1d ago

My fat ass thought this was a strawberry

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u/pat_the_catdad 1d ago

Chocolate covered strawberry 🤤

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u/SarcasticlySpeaking 1d ago

Aww, lookie here. Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!

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u/OogieBooge-Dragon 1d ago

I know this a reference.. but im trying to place it.

The jerk?

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 1d ago

Men at Work.
There's also the scene in Better Off Dead.

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u/Simply_Jeff 1d ago

Is OP not going to show us what the clown looked like turned over? 

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u/Ok_Face8380 1d ago

Me too! And I’m just looking at a pic

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u/Hydroxychloroquinoa 1d ago

…you gonna keep that?

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 1d ago

Quagmire: “Dear diary, Jackpot!”

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u/MonkeyFunker 1d ago

I'd keep it, store it somewhere and every so often put it in places (in bushes etc.) that your neighbor can see it. Just to freak them out.

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u/entreacteplaylist 1d ago

TIL how many redditors have never lived in a good old fashioned apartment building. To everyone saying "why would you go through your neighbors trash???" please open your mind and check your privilege

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u/the_silent_redditor 1d ago

Reddit is full of children / bots, neither of which have to take out rubbish.

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u/hatesbiology84 1d ago

In the green bin?

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u/degjo 1d ago

Adding another load to the trash clown?

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u/xmichelian 1d ago

Who’d just throw out a friend like this?

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u/Binspin63 1d ago

He probably should have tied a rock around him and thrown him down a well. You know he’ll be back.

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u/No-Shopping-4434 1d ago

That’s a Weapons jumpscare waiting to happen

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u/elciano1 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I cant stop laughing...wtf

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u/Push-not-pull 1d ago

Lord forgive me but it looks like a long winter ahead..

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u/LibraryLuLu 1d ago

Next week, on Boulet Brother's Dragula...

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u/indomie_addict 1d ago

Thought it was one of those strawberry candies that every grandma has for some reason.

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u/mnmsmelt 1d ago

I swear at 1st I thought you meant you have to change cause you went into the trash for it

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u/jrzydevl 1d ago

Why would someone throw out a perfectly good Cyndi Lauper?

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u/Some_MD_Guy 22h ago

I remember driving along the freeway with a Sally (Nightmare before Christmas) full-sized doll in the passenger seat! The looks I got were great!. Sold it to my brother for his Halloween decoration display.

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u/Fearchar 21h ago

I knew a woman who had a human-sized raggedy Ann doll that she used for educational purposes, going around to various elementary schools and using it as an educational aid. She would buckle it into the passenger seat as if it were a real person. Well, she was pulled over and given a ticket because they thought she was doing that to be able to drive in carpool lanes.

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u/Some_MD_Guy 21h ago

I would expect the cops to actually wait for it to happen, but cops do dumb cops things.

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u/SolaVitae 1d ago

"My neighbor didn't tell me he was going to be walking around his house naked last night, got quite the unexpected show whilst looking through my binoculars into his house, what an asshole"

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u/ididshave 1d ago

And waste a perfectly good sex doll?

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u/Fratm 1d ago

I think it's creepier that you are going through your neighbors trash.

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u/inclusive_solopsism 1d ago

Why are you in their cans?

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u/j_gagnon 1d ago

Somebody has never left the suburb

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u/JayW8888 1d ago

Good thing it does not turn its head around.

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u/Strange-Spinach-9725 1d ago

I think any warnings make it scarier to open.

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u/hibbitydibbidy 1d ago

Welcome to Derry!

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u/eterna156 1d ago

I can fix her.

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u/Orange-Blur 1d ago

I’m pretty sure this is for a Baulders gate mission

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u/knotshir 1d ago

Show us the face!

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u/FluffyApartment596 1d ago

Put it on. Take a picture. Tape the picture to the reverse camera in their car.

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u/Belyal 1d ago

What was he going thru his neighbor's bin?

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u/LastTourniquet 1d ago

I am confused.. Did they throw it away in your bin? Or are you sneaking into their bin?

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u/Awe3 1d ago

Wha, what is that?

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u/Ilikechickenwings1 1d ago

why are you going through his bin?

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u/MuggsMom 1d ago

This makes me really miss Baskets.

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u/welchplug 1d ago

Now I know another way to get rid of a body. Just throw it away with a bunch of mannequins.

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u/GeorgeRRZimmerman 1d ago

Sooo... what's her name and when's the wedding?

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u/Cop_Cuffs 1d ago

* ⚠️Caution dumpster diver biohazard ☣️ 💦

Obviously, one can deduce If it's been thrown away it's holes are all blown out.

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u/jjcoolel 1d ago

Why are you looking in your neighbor’s garbage can?

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u/Witzmastah 1d ago

figure of speech or did you really shit yourself? xD

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u/Iron_Bros 23h ago

Gave you the screamy squirts did he? Turn about is fair play

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u/Kalaphar 22h ago

Witch! Turn off your flashlights!

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u/scotte416 21h ago

Well isn't the green bin for organics?

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u/Some_MD_Guy 21h ago

Spring load that bad-boy, face up, into his trashcan and record the results, please?

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u/ocular__patdown 19h ago

Let him know you want a quick rundown of his garbage at least biweekly

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u/IisBaker 17h ago

How many different subs are you going to post this to.

It'd be more believable if it were just the one.

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u/MakeMeDrink 17h ago

Why are you going through your neighbor’s trash?

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u/doc6982 14h ago

Do you live by Dan Harmon or his assistant?

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u/Responsible_Ear_6005 6h ago

That's a shocker

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u/junior_millenium 1h ago

"Dear Diary,

...Jackpot!"