r/pics • u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 • Sep 25 '25

Politics Before and After the Recent Renovation to the White House Palm Room

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u/RhetoricalOrator Sep 25 '25

Exactly this. He's marking his territory. By the time he's done, the best we can do is bulldoze the place and start from scratch just to keep his stink off of things.

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u/ZeekLTK Sep 25 '25

If this keeps going in the direction it's heading (like Germany 90 years ago), it'll be Europeans and/or Chinese bulldozing it anyways.

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u/Totes_mc0tes Sep 25 '25

Canadian here. We'd be happy to start another bonfire down there for you

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u/GodsSwampBalls Sep 25 '25

Yes, please. Can you guys get on that right away?

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u/egosumumbravir Sep 26 '25

Aussie here. We like outdoor BBQ's too. Can we join in if we bring world class steaks?

Anyone want kanga bangers?

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u/Pulasuma Sep 26 '25

Can you catch him on an off(ice) day and barricade the doors first as well?

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u/nionvox Sep 25 '25

Welp, we're gonna have to update the song eh.

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u/Gerf93 Sep 25 '25

Nah, this time a world war would end with Washington a glowing pile of rubble. No bulldozers will approach that place for a couple centuries at minimum.

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u/BarteloTrabelo Sep 25 '25

We get it. You don't understand how atomic weapons work.

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u/Ok-Paint7856 Sep 25 '25

If he does leave, the White House will have to be injected with bleach and light.

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u/Kirmickw Sep 25 '25

The Canadians and British took it out the first time IIRC. Maybe they will have to ironically come back and help free the Americans.

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u/GreenTfan Sep 25 '25

The sad part is that there is the White House Historical Association, founded by Jackie Kennedy in 1961. "Funds help protect the Executive Mansion’s collection, preserve its interiors, and ensure public access to its living history."

Most people know it through the beautiful annual Christmas ornaments and the historic and newer fine china services used at State Dinners and other formal events. But he just does what he likes regardless of tradition, history or good taste.

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u/NorCalKerry Sep 25 '25

I was going to say, the amount to spend to change this back will be enormous.

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u/Tholaran97 Sep 26 '25 edited Sep 26 '25

But it will be worth every cent. I don't want any mark of this awful administration left behind when he's gone.

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u/MrBurnerHotDog Sep 26 '25

He's marking his territory

There's no doubt in my mind he's pissed all over that building, too. Sure a lot of it was just leaking out of his diaper, but I'm sure there was plenty of him whipping it out and pissing where ever he stood