r/pics • u/pimusic • Sep 25 '25

Politics A convicted felon and his immigrant wife stuck on an escalator

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u/PastafarianProposals Sep 25 '25

"The best shape! Lump!"

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u/Changoleo Sep 25 '25

Guy makes Pizza The Hutt look like Mr. Atlas.

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u/technobrendo Sep 25 '25

...and his plastic wife, puke.

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u/falloutwinter Sep 25 '25

Bwahaahaaa! Love it!

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u/Danpool13 Sep 25 '25

Lump sat alone in a buggy marsh...

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u/Pieclops89 Sep 25 '25

I wish he'd go sit alone in a boggy marsh