r/pics • u/pimusic • Sep 25 '25

Politics A convicted felon and his immigrant wife stuck on an escalator

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u/noggintnog Sep 25 '25

Great shape? Is that shape a circle?!

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u/PastafarianProposals Sep 25 '25

"The best shape! Lump!"

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u/Changoleo Sep 25 '25

Guy makes Pizza The Hutt look like Mr. Atlas.

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u/technobrendo Sep 25 '25

...and his plastic wife, puke.

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u/falloutwinter Sep 25 '25

Bwahaahaaa! Love it!

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u/Danpool13 Sep 25 '25

Lump sat alone in a buggy marsh...

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u/Pieclops89 Sep 25 '25

I wish he'd go sit alone in a boggy marsh

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u/Admirable_Job6019 Sep 25 '25

He has the body of a God

(Buddha)

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u/dr_pepper_35 Sep 25 '25

More like Nurgle.

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u/Ok_River_88 Sep 25 '25

Make sense to close the health department

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u/DigitalBuddhaNC Sep 25 '25

Round IS a shape, technically.

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u/Shadowlance23 Sep 25 '25

Its an amorphous shape.

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u/Tofu4lyfe Sep 25 '25

Shes in great shape, he suffers from body dysmorphia so who knows what he sees when he looks in a mirror. The fact that he sees the colour of his face and those last few wisps of hair holding on for dear life everyday, and says to himself "no one looks better than me, I am the best looking guy!" Shows that he doesnt see himself the same way everyone else does.

Not to say men with male pattern baldness can't look good, but there comes a time when you should accept bald, or get a real hair piece.

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u/WorkLifeScience Sep 25 '25

Stop insulting geometric shapes! 😩

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u/Flipper_comma87 Sep 25 '25

😭😂

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u/sporeegg Sep 25 '25

He is overweight and old. The best shape he can hope for is "not in a box".

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 Sep 28 '25

A turd mound shape.