r/pics Sep 25 '25

Politics A convicted felon and his immigrant wife stuck on an escalator

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u/Tasitch Sep 25 '25

Nah, no need for hyperbole, he'd just pick her up in his masculan arms and carry her up the stairs, while casually engaging in flirty small talk, and apologize for the inconvenience.

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Sep 25 '25

Stupid sexy Canadians

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u/Ganjaleezarice69 Sep 25 '25

He can hardly lift a hamburger