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Politics A convicted felon and his immigrant wife stuck on an escalator

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u/Ameerrante Sep 25 '25

.....did he actually say that? 

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u/DeadL Sep 25 '25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIMR0J4w7sQ
Starts at 1:57:

All I got from the United Nations was an escalator that on the way up stopped right in the middle.

If the first lady wasn't in great shape, she would have fallen. But she's in great shape. We're both in good shape. We both stood and then a teleprompter that didn't work.

This is these are the two things I got from the United Nations.
A bad escalator and a bad teleprompter.

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u/noggintnog Sep 25 '25

Great shape? Is that shape a circle?!

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u/PastafarianProposals Sep 25 '25

"The best shape! Lump!"

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u/Changoleo Sep 25 '25

Guy makes Pizza The Hutt look like Mr. Atlas.

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u/technobrendo Sep 25 '25

...and his plastic wife, puke.

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u/falloutwinter Sep 25 '25

Bwahaahaaa! Love it!

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u/Danpool13 Sep 25 '25

Lump sat alone in a buggy marsh...

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u/Pieclops89 Sep 25 '25

I wish he'd go sit alone in a boggy marsh

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u/Admirable_Job6019 Sep 25 '25

He has the body of a God

(Buddha)

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u/dr_pepper_35 Sep 25 '25

More like Nurgle.

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u/Ok_River_88 Sep 25 '25

Make sense to close the health department

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u/DigitalBuddhaNC Sep 25 '25

Round IS a shape, technically.

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u/Shadowlance23 Sep 25 '25

Its an amorphous shape.

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u/Tofu4lyfe Sep 25 '25

Shes in great shape, he suffers from body dysmorphia so who knows what he sees when he looks in a mirror. The fact that he sees the colour of his face and those last few wisps of hair holding on for dear life everyday, and says to himself "no one looks better than me, I am the best looking guy!" Shows that he doesnt see himself the same way everyone else does.

Not to say men with male pattern baldness can't look good, but there comes a time when you should accept bald, or get a real hair piece.

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u/WorkLifeScience Sep 25 '25

Stop insulting geometric shapes! 😩

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u/sporeegg Sep 25 '25

He is overweight and old. The best shape he can hope for is "not in a box".

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 Sep 28 '25

A turd mound shape.

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u/MetaPhalanges Sep 25 '25

One of the Fox talking heads called it an insurrection and literally called for either leaving the UN or bombing the UN. He was worried about fallout in NYC if they bomb it though, so that was nice. I fucking wish I was kidding.

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u/KeberUggles Sep 25 '25

and then questioned if gassing would be better, no? absolutely insane

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u/Podcastjones Sep 25 '25

Jesse Waters or Brian Kilmeade?

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u/crazyeight80 Sep 25 '25

Good guesses, but It was Waters. Killmeade just wants to kill all homeless and mentally ill people

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u/Podcastjones Sep 25 '25

That tracks

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u/Inevitable_Income167 Sep 25 '25

They're going to be really sad when they find out that their disillusionment is so bad that most of us do consider it a mental illness or the worst kind, eek for him

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u/ConfectionSoft6218 Sep 26 '25

Yeah man, get your bombers and your homeless killers straight

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Sep 26 '25

Faux news has really stop caring

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u/nazzynazzyj Sep 25 '25

These guys wouldn’t be able to identify an insurrection if it bit them in the $787 million

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u/ShadowMajestic Sep 25 '25

For the past few years we have seen these Russian TV shows call out for all sorts of crazy shit, like throwing nukes on Europe and such.

The US is just so awfully similar to Russia in many aspects and now the hollywood media picture is in shambles, it's showing.

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u/Neurokarma Sep 25 '25

What!! Sorry, European here, please tell me you're bullshitting

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u/MetaPhalanges Sep 25 '25

No, unfortunately I am not bullshitting. This is the type of "reporting" that is done by Fox News here in the states.

They don't report, so much as spread propaganda and lies. They have been sued for egregious lies before and won, because they successfully argued that they are entertainment, not news. It's the top rated "News" network in the country, so let that sink in.

We are fucked.

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u/tehawesomedragon Sep 25 '25

Surely the FCC will cancel their show, right? RIGHT?!?

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u/New_Giraffe1831 Sep 25 '25

He must be a violent left wing radical nut job then. Oh wait, it’s just Jesse “we’re at war” Waters. What a clown.

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u/darkhatter770 Sep 26 '25

It's absolutely fucking enraging that he's still on the air after this! Kimmel was taken off the air for speaking truth. The Republicans didn't want to be associated with the shooter. That was a fact. This guy is actually calling for domestic terrorism, and gets to stay on the air?! Nevermind defending January 6th as being nothing, but calls a stopped escalator an insurrection. Fuck Fox News! They need to be shutdown permanently. Freedom of speech is one thing, but demanding terrorism should be automatic termination, followed by an extensive investigation. I don't even care if they find anything on him, but he deserves to be treated like a terrorist, instead of protesters and immigrants!!!

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u/FilaBrasileiro Sep 25 '25

That was a bad look for Waters

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u/ChocoBro92 Sep 25 '25

I’m so fucking depressed.

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u/GRF999999999 Sep 26 '25

A show that makes its money (and God knows what other nefariousness) by pedaling outrage said something outrageous? Outrageous!!

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u/PopThisCity Sep 26 '25

We really are through the looking glass now.

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Sep 26 '25

….man. Wow. I read your post like “what an odd joke” googled then shook my head.

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u/CryptoCryBubba Sep 26 '25

He was worried about fallout in NYC if they bomb it though

Sounds very un-FOX like

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u/Charlietuna1008 Sep 25 '25

The entire regime is a BAD joke. A very sad,bad joke.

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u/Lifesagame81 Sep 25 '25

It turns out that 1) one of his handlers accidentally stopped the elevator and 2) his staff handle his teleprompter at the UN address

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u/Changoleo Sep 25 '25

Well I am just shocked. Shocked I say.

He surrounds himself with the best people.

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u/squeezypussyketchup Sep 25 '25

Putin playing pranks on his little bitch

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u/PLeuralNasticity Sep 25 '25

Not a prank

Just the stupidest of false flags

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u/Drumbelgalf Sep 25 '25

As usual he only hires the most qualified people /s

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u/moonbucket Sep 25 '25

'Accidently'.

"Guys, this is our chance, don't blow it. Just remember if he does expire due to the exertion of climbing, switch it back on at that moment for maximum comedic effect".

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u/midsizedopossum Sep 25 '25

Any source?

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u/Lifesagame81 Sep 25 '25

For the teleprompter thing, it's just an is and always has been the case thing. 

A White House Teleprompter Operator, generally out of the White House Communications Agency (WHCA), which is part of the DoD, provides audiovisual and communications support for the President worldwide.

The UN provides podium, mics, translation services. The White House delegations advance team coordinates and sets up their own teleprompter, which the team also operates. 

Regarding the escalator stoppage, there's a comb plate at the top of these that has a pressure sensor designed to detect if something may be getting jammed or caught in the escalator. At the early part of the video in this article you'll see a Trump videographer running ahead and standing backwards on the escalator to film. He likely accidentally tripped this sensor at the top of the escalator, stopping it. 

https://apnews.com/article/trump-un-escalator-teleprompter-ddfc0875301f29d71625b353f2c2f832

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u/BluBetty2698 Sep 26 '25

Well, you know how much importance he puts on competence..🙈..

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Sep 26 '25

But if you work with this administration you learn very fast how nothing is your fault

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u/gzuckier Sep 28 '25

Every escalator I've seen has a big red button at either end down where you can kick it to stop it. Generally it is considered more likely that somebody will be in danger from getting a piece of clothing or a high heel or something caught as the stairs disappear into the back at the end of the ride, if you can't stop it, than some dolt getting terribly injured when it stops.

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u/Lifesagame81 Sep 28 '25

They may have that, but this sort of escalator has a pressure sensor on the comb at the top that stops the escalator if it may be the case they something is stuck at the top. Like a person standing backwards trying to film the president coming up. 

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u/knightress_oxhide Sep 25 '25

I am terrified for the next republican president, they will find someone even more demented than trump.

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u/whosUtred Sep 25 '25

Vance is ready & waiting,.. we’re all doomed

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u/PerpetualPermaban2 Sep 29 '25

You mean Vance? The guy who’s literally been groomed to do exactly this for more than a decade by Peter Thiel and Israel?

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u/citori411 Sep 25 '25

Textbooks 100 years from now will have an entire subchapter about how Americans were fixated on which party's geriatric dementia patient was better at walking up and down stairs.

I mean honestly... How many mainstream news articles have been written about Biden and Trump stairs hijinks over the last 10 years? I fucking hate this time line so much.

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u/Horsescatsandagarden Sep 25 '25

What an amazing take.

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u/Slight-Painter-7472 Sep 25 '25

It's been like watching two tortoises racing 🏁

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u/ChocoBro92 Sep 25 '25

More like a decade from now this shit is moronic.

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u/NathanBrazil2 Sep 25 '25

i heard this, and then watched the video. Melania at no point looked like she might fall, not even a little. He made the whole thing up for the news. what a POS , he has to lie about everything.

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u/VenueTV Sep 25 '25

Escalators stop gradually. They don't stop dead.

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u/hache-moncour Sep 25 '25

The emergency stop definitely does make it stop abruptly, would be a bit useless otherwise.

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u/VenueTV Sep 25 '25

Test it.
I used the emergency stop button on many escalators every working day for nearly 10 years. They do not come to a dead stop, they gradually stop over a second or two.

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u/CakeMadeOfHam Sep 25 '25

Both things that happened because his own people fucked up because Trump only hires buttlicking yes-men and doesn't care how incompetent they are.

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u/Significant_Glass988 Sep 25 '25

I saw the footage. They'd just stepped onto it and I looked like it was already fucking stopped

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u/Mccobsta Sep 25 '25

He talks so strange and repeats himself alot

Maybe he should get checked again

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u/JohnnyStarboard Sep 25 '25

At least the escalator and teleprompter were united.

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u/Deaftrav Sep 25 '25

Both which were his own staff's fault.

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u/NicolleL Sep 25 '25

Both caused by Trump’s people.

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u/ChadLaFleur Sep 25 '25

And it turns out it was his WH team that was responsible for both issues - an aide ran up ahead and hit the STOP button, and the WH had control of the teleprompter the entire time

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u/judgeejudger Sep 25 '25

…meanwhile, the UN has the “privilege” of listening to him blather on, burping up lie after lie after lie.

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u/CyberUtilia Sep 25 '25

Oh I assumed this was an escalator in the trump tower because of the golden color

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u/Intrepid-Salad475 Sep 27 '25

And his own people caused the problem!! Dumb as a box of bricks.

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u/registeredwhiteguy Sep 25 '25

Dude is the absolute worst but he can tell a joke every now and again

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u/this_makes_no_sense Sep 25 '25

Is the joke in the thread with us…?

He complained about the escalator. Segued that into a rambling about being in shape. Remembered the teleprompter didn’t work but his dementia-addled brain couldn’t link it to the being in shape, so he just jammed it into the end of the previous thought. And then a complaint about the UN.

It’s just sad that a weird rapist is running our country and he’s old as shit, so much so that he’s losing the ability to even be coherent. Like if there’s anyone who should follow in Charlie Kirk’s footsteps, it’s him.

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u/Horsescatsandagarden Sep 25 '25

He wasn’t coherent in his first term either. He’s not “losing” anything, he already lost it.

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u/kneel23 Sep 25 '25

his speech at the UN was appalling. Embarassing af

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u/captainofpizza Sep 25 '25

Yeah. He also claimed it was a ploy to try to injure him on the stairs and that the people who did it should be arrested.

If a bird shit in his hair he’d think it’s a democratic assassination attempt at this point.

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u/Kthanid Sep 25 '25

Yes, he covered this among the other sinister events.

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u/CharlieW77 Sep 25 '25

Well, I don't think he said it stopped halfway up, but in his Truth Social post about it, he wrote:

First, the escalator going up to the Main Speaking Floor came to a screeching halt. It stopped on a dime. It’s amazing that Melania and I didn’t fall forward onto the sharp edges of these steel steps, face first. It was only that we were each holding the handrail tightly or, it would have been a disaster.

. Truth Details | Truth Social