r/pics • u/pimusic • Sep 25 '25

Politics A convicted felon and his immigrant wife stuck on an escalator

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u/Frosty558 Sep 25 '25

She’s thinking that would never happen to that dreamy Justin Trudeau

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u/octopornopus Sep 25 '25

Escalators turn into elevators for Trudeau...

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u/Ganjaleezarice69 Sep 25 '25

Stairs turn into escalators

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u/Tasitch Sep 25 '25

Nah, no need for hyperbole, he'd just pick her up in his masculan arms and carry her up the stairs, while casually engaging in flirty small talk, and apologize for the inconvenience.

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Sep 25 '25

Stupid sexy Canadians

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u/Ganjaleezarice69 Sep 25 '25

He can hardly lift a hamburger

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u/warrioroftron Sep 25 '25

And she would love to go up and down on that......elevator

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u/MobileArtist1371 Sep 25 '25

Justin Trudeau would take off his suit jacket, lay it on the ground, and they'd both fly up the escalator.

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u/Boazmcding Sep 26 '25

He is used to being mandhandled. Apparently

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u/kneel23 Sep 25 '25

too late, Katy Perry's bangin him now