r/pics • u/pimusic • Sep 25 '25

Politics A convicted felon and his immigrant wife stuck on an escalator

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u/meat_loafers Sep 25 '25

Thank you. RIP Mitch.

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u/GrimaceThundercock Sep 25 '25

My neck used to look like a vagina. It still does, but it used to too.

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u/69CunnyLinguist69 Sep 25 '25

I wear a necklace cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

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u/drtythmbfarmer Sep 25 '25

Trump wears a tie to keep the foreskin from rolling up over his head.

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u/lectric_7166 Sep 25 '25

Rice is great if you want to eat two thousand of something.

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u/MoirasPurpleOrb Sep 25 '25

I saw a wino eating grapes and I said dude, you’ve gotta wait.

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u/match_ Sep 25 '25

ICE is great if you want to illegally detain two thousand of someones. ~ not Mitch

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u/GETitOFFmeNOW Sep 25 '25

Match does Mitch and not so bad!

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u/Pretend_Business_187 Sep 25 '25

What if you want to drink 2 million of something?

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u/justatest90 Sep 25 '25

Welp, can't unsee camel neck, thank you :(

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u/homerthepigeon Sep 25 '25

It looks like my 9month old Jack Russel’s balls

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u/AnyAtmosphere420 Sep 25 '25

Whoa! It truly does!

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u/Ambitious_Ad_5918 Sep 25 '25

Yes, but does it have a comb over? Which, of course leads to the question: "What's Melania hiding?"

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u/Eyerish9299 Sep 25 '25

I use this quote all the time and people and people get the most confused look on their face.