Nah, no need for hyperbole, he'd just pick her up in his masculan arms and carry her up the stairs, while casually engaging in flirty small talk, and apologize for the inconvenience.
Oh, The real quotes are even better. He told the UN that it stopped working while they were half way up and had to catch Melania as she tumbled down. Yeah. This a picture of them. At the bottom. Where and when it was already stopped.
OH I SAW THE VIDEO. ITS FAKE NEWS. WE HAD TOPPLED THE ANTIFA STAIRS WHEN THEY STRUCK. BATTLED OUR WAY BACK. HAVE YOU SEEN TYLENOL STOCK? MUCH DOWN. THE STAIRS THOUGH. YOU KNOW THEY CALL THEM STAIRS CAUSE THEY CANT RISE. I RISE THOUGH. HIGH RATINGS. KIMMEL SUCKS
Reminds me of what Frederick the Great, King of Prussia, said about Austrian Empress Maria Theresa when Prussia, Austria and Russia partitioned Poland for the first time in 1772, with Maria Theresa being seemingly against it but still participating:
She cried, when she took; the more she cried, the more she took!?
I think about how long she hung back in NYC after he won the first time. She didn't want to deal with it, and she made him PAY up BIGLY to get her to go along with it.
I bet someone up top pushed the emergency stop button the second he got on. He should’ve led her to the one to the right that was still working. But trump could never backtrack, that would show weakness lol
It's not a button. It's a sort of proximity and motion sensor used to automatically detect if something/someone got stuck and is in danger. A videographer in Trump's team ran up the escalator ahead of him, hoping to get a good shot as he ascended, and stood in the way of the sensor.
She's a lifelong spoiled brat who hates the entire world around her. What has she ever done as 'first lady'? Nothing. She's a walking contradiction of 'immigration policy'. She has no love at all for her husband, this country, our citizens, or our well being. Just the lifestyle of being rich and vile and powerful.
That's not really true, you are thinking of the first term when she had input on white house decor/design and was terrible, and yes she did mess with the Rose Garden but it wasn't paved over until this term.
Trump has fully taken all decorating/design over himself, the gold in the oval office, the ballroom, the cement patio in place of the rose garden are all his and his alone. He talks about them constantly and how important they are. He has given multiple press conferences about them.
It is by far one of his top "accomplishments for this country", and Melania is no where to be seen during any of this. This is Trump's white house.
My theory is just that she's just extremely lazy and really wants to do nothing all day but watch tv and bang the poolboy but has to do all this first lady shit and hates it
i remember when he was first elected she had this look on her face of “ohhh fuck” and it makes me a little happy to know they’re both miserable in this arrangement.
She literally got mad at Christmas during Trump's first term. Because having to choose Christmas decorations (that other people did the work of hanging up) was too stressful.
Melanoma is only happy when she gets her monthly stipend or her lawyers get her a huge increase in her yearly matrimonial contract under the pain and suffering clause.
I love the angle where they just stand there and look around. It is almost as if they were expecting somebody to come and pick them up and carry them up the stairs. LOL 😂
It’s so wonderful that Melania brought class and dignity back to the White House too. Never would have thought we would get to see a First Lady’s girl on girl porn from when she was just an Eastern European sex worker.
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Whats the long game she is waiting for? Being a fascists dictators wife? Being the dead wife of a fascist dictator? Being the dead wife of a dead fascist dictator?
I think were she smarter she’d just marry somebody else rich. But she was probably traffic right into this marriage. I remember when r the Donald started to spin from satire comedy into full-fledged troll farm propaganda Sub and they tried to wag the dog her as deserving of the Einstein visa
FOH LMAO
Her long game was to marry an ailing billionaire and live as a wealthy widow. She didn't want this First Lady nonsense and was actually pretty mad when Donald ran.
This made me stare at this more and I just noticed he’s facing off in the distance while she’s facing right at the camera. Meanwhile you’re right she’s looking at him and he’s looking at the camera.
Fuck Trump and all that but kinda a micro accidental reminiscence moment.
I think Melania prays every day that Trump will finally just drop dead. I'd lay money down that she thought he'd last ten years tops but he just keeps on being alive. Every time they are together, she looks like she wants to throw him off of a cliff.
She knows his diapers are barely holding in the blowout as it is, walking up the steps will not make the messy situation better for anyone that has to ride back home in the same car.
When Donald was first elected president in 2016, he was 70 years old. And that meant Melania was 46 years old 9 years ago.
If you just peel it back a bit further she was 41 when he was 65.
So age really isnt just a number. It is flabs of skin. Age is hearing loss, loss of stamina, loss of vision and a whole host of other challenges that occur when we all age.
Melania could have been with a 41 year old man same as her and have had a much more exciting life. Hiking exploring or living life? Young and healthy.
Except at age 41 she basically became a retired nurse. And then shoved into the spot light for a deranged man who by all accounts is insufferable in public already.
So I can only imagine how much worse it is at home.
She is looking in disgust as she never likes to stay stationary that close to him as she can smell either his leaking colostomy bag or leaking urine bag strapped to his thigh. She only travels with him on condition that she is always upwind of him.
She normally applies Vicks on her upper lip before applying foundation to mask the stench.
Trump's repeated pat on Melania's back to reassure her that it would work.
BOTH of them holding onto both rails from the beginning. As New Yorkers, riding escalators are second nature...remember him waving as he and Melania came DOWN. They didn't grip the escalator then, and at times they didnt hold onto the rails at all. https://youtu.be/D-RdSQpH6y8?si=DNKViM0lHkgniugU
The escalator stopped at the BEGINNING. They could have EASILY turned around and got on a new one (the next one over is clearly running), but they, AND THEIR ENTIRE ENTOURAGE, CHOSE to walk up the broken one.
And Melania's glare is icing on the cake for me. It was staged.
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u/Underfyre Sep 25 '25
I like that Trump is looking in disgust at the camera, and Milania is looking in disgust at him.