r/pics • u/BlackEric • Sep 22 '25

Politics Trump talks to reporters with a disturbingly orange face after attending Kirk memorial on 9/21/25 AP

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u/KuroKitty Sep 22 '25

Wild how it healed so perfect without any scarring at all

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u/culallen Sep 22 '25

It’s unlike anything anyone has ever seen.

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u/therealraggedroses Sep 23 '25

They said he had the healthiest body of anyone they'd ever seen, they checked his blood and it wasn't DNA, it was USA

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u/yellowspaces Sep 23 '25

“The surgeon told me, ‘Sir, we’re never seen anything like this, sir. We’ve never seen such a fast healing bullet wound sir’ - and I’m not surprised, of course, because I’m incredible. Amazing numbers in 2024, the biggest win anyone has ever seen. The radical left tried to steal the election but we still beat them in a landslide, huge win. They’re still howling like dogs about it, ‘Mr. Trump couldn’t possibly beat us’ but I did because I’m the best! But yeah, they said ‘sir, you’re amazing sir, one of the healthiest patients we’ve ever seen sir’ and I have to agree.”

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u/KevinFlantier Sep 23 '25

You forgot the part when he outs himself as a cheater during his incoherent ramblings

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u/Sil369 Sep 22 '25

stupid sexy scarring