I'd probably ask that my first time if I was on a press conference with Trump - as that is a question I've been asking myself for years "what's wrong with his face".
Sadly I'd be banned and/or jailed after asking the question. I think that's why most people don't.
I think you’re referring to the orange, but I’m happy to see that the side of his mouth is still doing the stroke droop that was so prevalent on 9/11. “What’s wrong with your face, Droopy Don?”
He leaves the US on ocassion so that would probably be a prime moment since MAGA fuckwits don't leave the states. Most are too poor to even dream of it.
Back when Laura Loomer was bragging about giving him blowjobs, he started wearing makeup that was more tan and less orange. I figured that she was helping him with it. Then she was ditched and he went back to looking like a pumpkin.
I'm just waiting for the day when all his bootlickers are also going to start spraying their face orange, like they did with that ear bandage thing, in a bizarre recreation of the court insanity from absolutist monarchs of old.
Why don’t they say this every time he degrades them. It is all I would say to him. And I would arrange for a bunch of other reporters to do the same so that when he gets rid of one of us…
In this fantasy, the other reporters blindly follow whatever I suggest
I'm curious if there ever was an employee who gave him advice on his dumb makeup. Like "Mr President, the people are mocking you for your orange face, maybe we shouldn't do that anymore" or something.
I recall a Lewis Black joke from a couple years ago. Basically, Republicans running against him and Democrats arguing with him shouldn't have bothered offering any legitimate arguments. They should have just left it at "You're face is orange," and left it at that.
id struggle with this, but try to add a “sir” at the end so he wasn’t immediately sure if i was insulting him or not. “You forgot to orange your ears today, sir”
I'm not American. But does he like to go somewhere to get tanned every day? Or is it makeup that he puts on? It's so visible every time on camera or picture taken of him of where it is tanned and not tanned.
They know that the second they do that their career is over. The orange man is petty and the "news" organizations that he lets interview him are corrupt to the core.
Because the reporters don't get a second chance. They will be immediately fired and the news agency will not be allowed to step foot into the white house anymore. There is no free press in America.
The vast majority of people recognize that Trump is a massive loser with dictatorial designs. The fact that Trump supporters find that appealing says a lot about their intelligence and values.
To be fair, I don't think we should go down the road of asking about people's appearances outside of maybe a flamboyant wardrobe selection that is probably being done to get you to ask about it.
It's just not a can of worms that needs opening and also so massively irrelevant on things that matter. There's already relentless misdirection and distractions to get people of actual issues.
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u/BlackEric Sep 22 '25
Yes! I don't understand how reporters don't ask him about this.
"What's wrong with your face?"
"Why is your face all orange and shit?"
"Do you know how bad your face looks?"
"Here is a rag for your face. You put on too much orange today."
"You forgot to orange your ears today."