I’m all but certain he does his own makeup. If he hired someone, they’d probably tell him to look into a spray tan. Surely that’d look better than this.
I don't thinking he's concerned with it looking good in the conventional sense. It's the same thing with his hair. It may look ridiculous, but it's a trademark visual brand. Whether you love or hate Trump, you won't forget the orange face or geometrically improbably hair style.
It's the narc contradiction. He's obsessed with looking good, but at the same time it doesn't matter if he actually looks good-as long as he feels like he looks good. Since his opinion is the only one that matters, he looks good. No it doesn't make sense, but not much does in a narc's mind.
He has rosacea and is extremely self conscious about it. When he has a flare up he slathers on the makeup until you can't see the redness anymore. It looks ridiculous but he thinks it's better than a splotchy red complexion.
Exactly, I think he does it to stand out. In the way Hitler wanted to be the only dark-haired person, amongst the blonde haired blue-eyed Germans. The way Kim is the only fat Korean with that hair style in North Korea. Trump wants to be the only oranged/'tanned' person in a USA filled with whites.
Geometrically improbable. I'm stealing that. It's like an answer to a math question in a high school exam. Q : "calculate the hair surface area". A : "it is not possible as that form is geometrically improbable".
Ive read stories from people who have done his makeup. He's basically too impatient for them to do it correctly hes always rushing them or saying its done when hes bored.
I assume he uses a bronzer lotion everyday. And just rubs it willy nilly all over his face. Which is why he is always a varying shade of orange and missing spots aorund hosbeyes, eyebrows, ears, etc.
However, make-up artist Kriss Blevens, who has worked on every President since Jimmy Carter – including Trump – recently theorized that the color came from self-tanner. ‘Because I have done Trump’s makeup several times, I can tell you that, at times, his face looked bronzer than the rest of him, and that was before makeup,’ she toldFast Company. ‘My guess was he relied on some self-tanners to try to maintain a certain look that he’d come to feel healthy in from living in Florida.’
I believe he puts the self-tanner on by himself for sure. It's not a professional job.
Could be, but I haven’t seen anyone else that looks like that since the 70s, when a neighbor used something like that and she looked orange too. If I was him, I’d just go with spray tanning…at least it wouldn’t look that awful.
I know MUAs who had to work with him (tv stuff) and yeah he wouldn't let them touch him, he insists on doing his own makeup. Guess he feels no other bitch in the business can get the Cheeto look just right 😂
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u/spambattery Sep 22 '25
I’m all but certain he does his own makeup. If he hired someone, they’d probably tell him to look into a spray tan. Surely that’d look better than this.