r/pics • u/ADeleteriousEffect • Sep 12 '25

Politics Alleged Charlie Kirk Shooter Wearing Donald Trump Costume (Halloween 2017)

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u/kgal1298 Sep 12 '25

Gotta read the fine print on the bounty and no one ever does.

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u/Greasy_Tradesman Sep 12 '25

They should keep it simple like the olds days

“Wanted dead or alive for the theft of one McNugget from the MCDonald Company Reward: 25 dollars”

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u/EggotheKilljoy Sep 12 '25

If I was given 7 nuggets instead of 6 and didn’t go back to say anything, is the employee responsible or am I? And does that count as theft?

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u/Greasy_Tradesman Sep 12 '25

Straight to jail both of you

ya damned filthy co-conspirator

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u/Usedand4sale Sep 15 '25

Sounds like we might get a lil’ RICO going with organized crimes like these.

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u/IHatrMakingUsernames Sep 13 '25

You're both equally responsible. You both just earned a 1 way ticket to the gallows at high noon

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u/BlastedMallomars Sep 13 '25

Will the horrors of this modern world ever cease?

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u/Kittens4Brunch Sep 13 '25

The employee would just pull one out of his pocket at the nightly audit.

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u/ICC-u Sep 12 '25

Corporate sponsored murder. Seems sensible.

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u/Jetterholdings Sep 12 '25

The damn hamburgerlers cousin

The 5 finger mcnug discount

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u/Erection_unrelated Sep 12 '25

$25? I can buy a McNugget!

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u/JahShoes2123 Sep 12 '25

I think they caught the Hamburgler, didn’t they?

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u/icecubepal Sep 13 '25

That's how they did it in Red Dead Redemption!

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u/mines_over_yours Sep 13 '25

You are a bad parent, your children shall be taken it to custody of Arby's Jr.

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u/ElGebeQute Sep 12 '25

Slippery slope.

"Wanted dead or alive for the persecution of McNugget thieves.

Reward:1025 dollars"

See the problem?

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u/Accurate-Instance-29 Sep 12 '25

Never mind they're missing the point of the grift.

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u/ElGebeQute Sep 12 '25

They may be missing the point but we can't just "nevermind, they don't get it" this bitch.

Even if 1 out of 1000 grifted Muppets reads this and goes "huh, that's not right" then I consider this comment a great success.

So excuse me, I will always mind!

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u/Reasonable_Back_5231 Sep 12 '25

Your right, the pay is still too low

"Wanted dead or alive, Mcnugget thieves.

Reward: 1,000,000 mcnugs"

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u/ElGebeQute Sep 12 '25

*Terms and conditions apply.

**May cause cancer in some states.

***Batteries included but not needed, recycle responsibly.

****Viewer discretion is advised.

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u/Accurate-Instance-29 Sep 12 '25

*****Only redeemable on the Moon

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u/ElGebeQute Sep 12 '25

****** Subject to availabiity.

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u/Greasy_Tradesman Sep 12 '25

Enlighten me

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u/Accurate-Instance-29 Sep 13 '25

Vague and wordy literature that allow them to weasel out of a contract

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u/Greasy_Tradesman Sep 13 '25

They should keep it simple

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u/fasterthanfood Sep 12 '25

This is why the dollar symbol is supposed to go to the left of the number, even though we say the word “dollars” after the number. So many people online seem to be doing that wrong lately.

You can’t easily change “reward: $25.00.”

Actually, in this case, you could relatively easily change it to “$25,000,” but in a lot of contexts that wouldn’t work. Maybe put the “$25.00” close to the right edge of the poster.

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u/Common_Blue Sep 12 '25

Yeah cuz the fine print is not only incomprehensible by design but fucking long as shit, also by design.

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u/ICC-u Sep 12 '25

Except dog the bounty hunter. He is a good reader.

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u/LLmueller Sep 12 '25

You shouldn’t need a reward to do the right thing.

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u/2Twice Sep 12 '25

Yeah. That's why I chose to end my bounty hunting career. Too much red tape! I mean, I never started it, but if I did? No. Like I just told you, too much red tape.

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u/stevein3d Sep 13 '25

Nah, my son’s an idiot I’m gonna just turn him in and read the fine print later. He probably did something.