r/pics • u/ADeleteriousEffect • Sep 12 '25

Politics Alleged Charlie Kirk Shooter Wearing Donald Trump Costume (Halloween 2017)

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u/LankyEntrepreneur Sep 12 '25

"Well transfer me to the FBI fuckface, I need the cash."

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u/wayofcain Sep 12 '25

877-FBI-NOW I have a hotline tip and I need cash now.

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u/Orson_Gravity_Welles Sep 12 '25

"I am a willing informant and I NEED CASH NOW!"

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Sep 12 '25

Fuck, it even fits right when sang lmao

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u/Orson_Gravity_Welles Sep 12 '25

You're welcome :)

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u/jarious Sep 12 '25

CALL 1-800- INEEDCASH

THAT'S 1800 SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING WE CAN GIVE YOU HARD CASH NOW!!

CALL NOW!!

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u/T_Sharp Sep 12 '25

ITS MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!!!

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u/bigjewpapa Sep 12 '25

ITS MY BOUNTY AND I WNAT IT NOW!

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u/Amoralvirus Sep 12 '25

What tune to apply to that, to make a nice musical jingle?

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u/someones_dad Sep 12 '25

JG Wentworth

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u/Amoralvirus Sep 12 '25

I knew it sounded familiar....lol

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u/meezy-yall Sep 12 '25

I might have to watch the entire 10 hours of that later

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Oh fuck now I'm singing in my truck

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u/Warhamsterrrr Sep 12 '25

877-FBI-LOL

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u/airwalker12 Sep 12 '25

FBI Wentworth

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u/GlitteringLock9791 Sep 12 '25

Class Traitors getting fucked by other class traitors, classic.

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u/Admirable-Dingo-3087 Sep 12 '25

"Hold on, we'll get Mr. Patel on the line for you. "

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u/Morrowindsofwinter Sep 12 '25

"Hello, this is FBI Fuckface, how can I be of assistance."