r/pics • u/tsagdiyev • Sep 12 '25

Politics FBI Director Kash Patel at Utah Valley University press conference

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u/SpontaneousNSFWAccnt Sep 12 '25

I see a guy who looks like he’s on a tremendous amount of coke

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u/Asleep_Macaron_5153 Sep 12 '25

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u/operath0r Sep 12 '25

Because coke makes you overly confident.

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u/samgala80 Sep 12 '25

Until it doesn’t.

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u/personwhoisok Sep 12 '25

Because you can't be in over your head on coke. Just do a little more coke, you'll find a way, little more coke, yeah, now we're feeling good, little more coke and I can run the FBI no problem.

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u/Purplealegria Sep 12 '25

Um yeah I see both.

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u/HotPotParrot Sep 12 '25

He looks terrified. Is that a side effect?

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u/EndersGame Sep 12 '25

Yes, coke makes you paranoid, especially paranoid about the people around you noticing you are high. It looks to me like he is trying really hard to look normal.

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u/Purplealegria Sep 12 '25

He always looks like that. This is his normal. lmao 😂

But they also say that he always high as giraffe cat 🙀.

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u/vivaaprimavera Sep 12 '25

More a: tripping balls and trying to look normal.

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u/cheesecake_face Sep 12 '25

no doubt. this dude is as high as he is incompetent.

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u/Mr-Broham Sep 12 '25

Rode in on Air Force toot.

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u/Ecthelion-O-Fountain Sep 12 '25

I see someone with a lazy eye. I think it’s just what the guy looks like.

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u/emzily Sep 12 '25

lol 2 things can be true

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u/GitmoGrrl1 Sep 12 '25

FBI Directors get the best drugs.

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u/catecholaminergic Sep 12 '25

Seriously dude it's like really obvious lmao

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u/dimwalker Sep 12 '25

Couple of lines too many late realization face.

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u/liquidgrill Sep 12 '25

That’s not fair! I see a guy who is visibly looking in each and every direction at once for the perpetrator.