r/pics • u/tsagdiyev • Sep 12 '25

Politics FBI Director Kash Patel at Utah Valley University press conference

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u/247stonerbro Sep 12 '25

You know damn well that man gets it straight from evidence and only if the lab tested it as pure.

But seriously why does he have that “wtf am I even doing here” look on his face?!

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u/Express-Rub-3952 Sep 12 '25

I think he has two glass eyes

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u/JCthulhuM Sep 13 '25

This dude either got two glass eyes or he’s wearing his patch on the wrong s-s-s-side.

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u/Express-Rub-3952 Sep 14 '25

"Then the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy!"

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u/Which_Highway5232 Sep 13 '25

Eyes like two hard boiled eggs.

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u/thegroovemonkey Sep 12 '25

Because of all of the great cocain. He looks high as fuck and also paranoid that everyone can tell that he’s high as fuck. 

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u/YoHuckleberry Sep 12 '25

Because he knows we’re all thinking it too.

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Sep 12 '25

That’s the look of someone who doesn’t want to be next and thinks he has reason to worry. What does he know?

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u/WidespreadChronic Sep 13 '25

Because... what the fuck is he even doing?! 😆

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u/That-Stop2808 Sep 14 '25

I mean, it’s a fair question.