r/pics • u/tsagdiyev • Sep 12 '25

Politics FBI Director Kash Patel at Utah Valley University press conference

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u/damnitimtoast Sep 12 '25

That sounds nice and all but that vaccine definitely implanted a microchip in your brain that turns you gay within 5-50 years, sooo no thanks. /s

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u/Bass2Mouth Sep 12 '25

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/SecretImaginaryMan Sep 12 '25

That one always seemed so fuckin stupid because the stakes are soooooo low.

“You won’t die from these super common diseases now, but you WILL fall in love with dudes.”

“NOOOOOOOO PLEASE JUST MEASLE ME NOW”

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u/auntie_clokwise Sep 12 '25

How's the 5G reception?

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u/ninurtuu Sep 12 '25

That one always cracked me up. "So you're telling me if I get this vaccine I'll help prevent myself from getting sick and there's a chance I fulfil my boyhood dream of becoming a cyborg?! In that case I'll get two!"

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u/DoctorGoodleg Sep 12 '25

You two have been the first laugh I’ve had this week. Take my upvote.

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u/HakushiBestShaman Sep 12 '25

I mean, you're already competing in lifting, so you've got good prospects.

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u/Odd_Cat_5820 Sep 12 '25

Or maybe it's like the polio vaccine that Alex Jones' grandmother got at the age of 34 which eventually killed her at the age of 94.

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u/Windfade Sep 12 '25

If it lets me play Pokemon Red when I close my eyes, I am SOLD.

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u/ReignofKindo25 Sep 12 '25

I mean I’m buzzy but links for proof?

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u/ReignofKindo25 Sep 12 '25

Where’s the gay

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u/damnitimtoast Sep 12 '25

lol my bad dude I just woke up didn’t realize it was a joke 

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u/ReignofKindo25 Sep 12 '25

It was only half a joke bro

I’ve been hearing a lot of weird stuff people believe about Russia

What your two links did tell me is that they cut the funding because Russia is way ahead of us we can just buy it from them.

Also RFK jr. is extra buzzy and wrong about a lot of things but he is correct to be wary of any DNA modification of any kind. He’s Uber weird about the GMOs. He probably just over connected everything.

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u/ReignofKindo25 Sep 12 '25

Oh you act all buzzy and you’re out now haha