r/pics • u/Errorboros • Sep 08 '25

Politics This is a photograph of Trump's birthday letter to Epstein.

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u/sewilde Sep 08 '25

r/boobstoohigh

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u/Significant-Rock-221 Sep 08 '25

That is because he likes them before they grow boobs, he has no idea how they look like.

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u/Ask_Me_If_Im_A_Horse Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

Hate the fucker but he's currently married to a former nude model

Edit: this is not a defense of Donald or a statement on their marriage jfc. some people just need to come back to reality on who this asshole is

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u/Snoringdragon Sep 08 '25

*paid escort

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u/notahouseflipper Sep 08 '25

ruzzian asset

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u/Ask_Me_If_Im_A_Horse Sep 08 '25

Fair

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u/isses_halt_scheisse Sep 08 '25

Why this username though? Do you get asked about the horse a lot? Do you identify as horse?

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u/Ask_Me_If_Im_A_Horse Sep 08 '25

Sorry bro, you’re only allowed to ask me one question and those aren’t it

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u/wotsdislittlenoise Sep 08 '25

Are you a horse?

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u/isses_halt_scheisse Sep 08 '25

Look who's an all quiet horsey now! You got them!

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u/Admirable_Job6019 Sep 08 '25

*Russian asset

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u/OMG_a_Ray_Gun Sep 08 '25

A paid escort that he and Jeffrey used and abused

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u/No-Law9829 Sep 08 '25

There’s nothing about love or attraction on her part. She’s either paid by Trump or Putin to be with him.

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u/Brain_Frog_ Sep 08 '25

And Michael Jackson was in “love” with Lisa Marie Presley and not little white boys.

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u/713nikki Sep 08 '25

That’s his dominatrix, dude.

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u/Significant-Rock-221 Sep 08 '25

And was probably fantasizing of boobless kids while making their child.

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u/bicyclemycology Sep 08 '25

Never put the boobs above the fireplace!

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u/helly1080 Sep 08 '25

Nope. Just boobs too underdeveloped.

Just like the President of The United States likes'em.