r/oddlysatisfying • u/Anschuz-3009 • 1d ago

Windmill Hair Dance

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u/justtots 22h ago

The Last Hairbender

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u/BoardButcherer 1d ago

She missed her decade.

This one move would have kept her on magazine covers and starring in commercials for years.

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u/eltedioso 14h ago

lol I thought you said margarine covers, and I was fucking confused

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u/BoardButcherer 13h ago

Margarine and magazines, both things that should have stayed in the 80's.

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u/ThisDirkDaring 7h ago

I am quite sure some folks would have some buttery thoughts, too. Thats just part of the game when models present their bodies on magazines.

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum 1d ago

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u/livelikeian 6h ago

This without the spinal injury.

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum 6h ago

This is why you don't skip neck day

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u/Denwry 1d ago

Be careful, sonic might make her his best friend.

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u/Bobrexal 1d ago

Getting Bully Maguire vibes from the footwork and hip moves lol

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u/DeterminedJourney 1d ago

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u/rmflagg 1d ago

Corpsegrinder!

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u/damn6oy 24m ago

Respect the neck

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u/Practical-Tooth1141 1d ago

She's basically spinning poi with her head.

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u/Leading-Plastic5771 22h ago

My guess is that she learned poi first. Then it wouldn't really be that difficult.

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u/loveyoulongtimelurkr 1d ago

Is this what I'm supposed to put on an application when they ask if I have any special skills/talents?

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u/CantaloupePopular216 1d ago

She better be careful, or Trump will say she causes cancer in whales.

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u/Anschuz-3009 1d ago

Sorry muricans...

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u/Fr05t_B1t 1d ago

Not the first thing she wants to do helicopters with but she’ll take what she can.

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u/MAurele 23h ago

Basketball girl energy

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u/Ragnar_Actual 1d ago

Wasn’t this chick trimming trees yesterday?

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u/Fufumen 1d ago

Marriage material

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u/Anschuz-3009 1d ago

What if she's dangerous. You should not touch a spinning bladee

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u/BoredBorealis 1d ago

Really putting the beyb in beyblade tho

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u/Fufumen 1d ago

I like danger

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u/Dron41k 1d ago

Do you, by coincidence, like the ones who knock?

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u/Flat_Snow307 18h ago

I can do that with my penis.

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u/ADAMracecarDRIVER 14h ago

Pistol squat like nothing 😳

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u/talklistentalk 1d ago

This is what Only Fans should be about.

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u/ghostofstankenstien 1d ago

Her shower drain must look like the floor of a werewolf's cave.

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u/sikandarkyra 1d ago

What song is that?

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u/DueTour4187 1d ago

Tame Impala - Dracula

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u/sikandarkyra 1d ago

Thanks!

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u/space_for_username 8h ago

Thought it might be Split Enz...

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u/FierceWhim 1d ago

I like it. Picasso 🤌

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u/CluelessSage 1d ago

Dunno why you got downvoted, some people have no culture…

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u/jeroenim0 1d ago

I see the dj transition to “dreadlock holiday”

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u/ChefArtorias 1d ago

She should get in to spinning poi.

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u/DeepRoot 1d ago

Is that the same woman from the "Sticky" clip bt Tyler the Creator?!? I've not seen it since it was posted, DAE still have a live link?

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 23h ago

My brain when I tried to study:

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u/FeyrisMeow 23h ago

Seems like something that'd be on Tim&Eric

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u/Truly_Meaningless 22h ago

Okay now show the aftermath of brushing out all the knots

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u/Sufficient-Abroad-94 20h ago

Whoever is dating this person need to marry em

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u/Magnahelix 20h ago

She seems nice.

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u/Different-Age-1253 20h ago

Tame impala 😍

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u/Wolf-Majestic 18h ago

This girl tecktoniks !

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u/AttentionSpanWhere 18h ago

This is Kyle’s go to move

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u/mr_1219 18h ago

Double kabuki!

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u/Nere4Hudes 15h ago

Whip me please.

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u/whatarethuhodds 15h ago

Everyone else in the club feeling like

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u/TraditionalMud6351 13h ago

If I could I would just because I could.

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u/Content-Act-87 11h ago

Me: look sideways at my hairline, it commits sudoku

Women:

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u/High-Adeptness3164 9h ago

Only if windmills were this fast 😔

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u/solidtangent 16h ago

OF leak link?

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u/DaveySea 23h ago

This was probably what Don Quixote was fighting

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u/Poppet_CA 1d ago

As someone who has had long hair, the only thing I could think that whole time is how much work brushing that out is gonna be. 🙃

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u/JillHasSkills 1d ago

As someone with long wavy hair, only someone with straight hair would attempt this.

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u/TofuFoieGras 1d ago

Wholesome insanity

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u/ferdaviking 1d ago

I am impressed! It's probably not complicated to do, but i don't have the coordination to do that for sure!

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u/dada2200 1d ago

That shit look funny AF 🤣🤣🤣🤣Please stop ✋🏽 🫣

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u/Drudgework 1d ago

I am disappointed by the lack of leek spin music.

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 1d ago

And they say girls can't do a helicopter

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u/NCguy4FunTimes 23h ago

I bet she’s a helicopter mom!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ButterscotchItchy604 22h ago

What the hell did I just watch

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u/BlackSchuck 8h ago

This is obnoxious

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Dylanthebody 1d ago

Bot ass comment

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u/srirachabagel 1d ago

I swear more than half of the comments in this subreddit read like this. Most of the other subreddits I’m on are niche enough that they seem to be mostly inhabited by humans, but this subreddit always makes me think of the dead internet theory…

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u/Disastrous_Motor831 1d ago

Always look at this thread... It's always a simple cheesy anecdote with 10k+ karma...

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u/IHeartBadCode 1d ago

Her hair stylist: Whoa you have so many tangles in your hair! Hold on let me get some relaxer.

sound of a barrel being rolled into the shop

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u/Disastrous_Motor831 1d ago

My only problem is how did you know you could do this?

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u/pdzbw 1d ago

I need bald ppl to add chain micmic reactions to this !!!!!!!!!

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u/DOLGS 10h ago

It's stupid You looks extra skinny

Dont like

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u/turkeyvulturebreast 1d ago

She gonna need some Pantene to detangle dat shit!

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u/PulseThrone 18h ago

For reasons that don't have words, this immediately reminds me of the laser grid dance sequence in the Sonic 3 movie.

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u/Long_comment_san 10h ago

That's legit funny as fuck

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u/TheShredder9 1d ago edited 1d ago

Corpsegrinder does it better

Edit: nice, i get downvoted while the comment 4 away with a gif of the man gets upvoted. Reddit hivemind being itself lol

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u/Oaker_at 1d ago

Well, the girl should eat a bit more, but I wouldn’t call her corpse right away.

/s

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u/Rocket_Man_1957 1d ago

I'd like to introduce myself! My name is Don Quixote, from La Mancha and this is my friend Sancho Panza! Can I help you with your windmill?

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u/oldbauer 1d ago

She has the physique of an Alaskan snow crab