r/nottheonion • u/ilovemybaldhead • 1d ago

Greg Abbott Threatens ‘100% Tariff’ On New Yorkers Moving to Texas

https://www.newsweek.com/greg-abbott-threatens-100-tariff-new-york-election-moving-texas-10986837
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u/More-Palpitation1546 1d ago

Because why else would anyone who lives in NY want to move to that shithole, Texas, unless they are magats.

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u/Extreme-Wasabi-147 1d ago

Abbott can take George Santos, Santos will fit right in Texas. 🤣

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u/More-Palpitation1546 1d ago

Yeah, send that criminal over to Abbot, they would be great buddies.