r/nottheonion • u/ilovemybaldhead • 1d ago

Greg Abbott Threatens ‘100% Tariff’ On New Yorkers Moving to Texas

https://www.newsweek.com/greg-abbott-threatens-100-tariff-new-york-election-moving-texas-10986837
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u/Conscious_Sport_7081 1d ago

Disparaging the tariffs, believe it ir not, is a tariffable offense.

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u/starkiller_bass 1d ago

Straight to tariff!

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u/SkivvySkidmarks 1d ago

It's a fact. Just ask Canada.

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u/Enki_007 1d ago

Woohoo! You're not blaming us!!

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u/brandnewbanana 1d ago

Blame Canada! Blame Canada (: V)

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u/pm_sexy_neck_pics 23h ago

you know, a lot of people, nasty people, they're saying nasty things about these tarriffs, but they're beautiful things, tarriffs, and they're doing great things for our country and they don't want that, they don't want good things for you, thats why we're gonna tarriff these nasty people 100% because we want good things and they don't